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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Bob Socko posted:

Hi, I’m trapped in an elevator (for real). Am I missing anything?

Please make this an Elevator Trapped GDT.

Anyone else in there? Is help on the way? We need updates...because our other option is watching this game.

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Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

Ok, which "Hall of Famer" is the Masked Singer?

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something

Kalli posted:

Because they absolutely had to have that Titans @ Cowboys banger for Monday.

And besides Giants @ 49ers is the monday after!

Only time this year the Giants offense will look competent

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Not gonna lie these montages of 49er sadness are getting me pretty close to completion

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

shirts and skins posted:

Not gonna lie these montages of 49er sadness are getting me pretty close to completion

Of life, or?

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Bob Socko posted:

Hi, I’m trapped in an elevator (for real). Am I missing anything?
Did you try lifting up the tiled ceiling?

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Big Beef City posted:

Of life, or?

of a manner of speaking :awesome:

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something

shyduck posted:

Did you try lifting up the tiled ceiling?

Yeah, you should definitely be crawling around the elevator shaft

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
The Raiders are gonna lose to a third string QB, lmao.

10 years, 100 million

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

The 49ers have three quarterbacks that are better than every Bills quarterback. My word

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Mullins for MVP

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





"Help, I'm trapped in an elevator!"

"Okay, grab a Corona"

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

"Frosty Rucker...ooooh that reminds ye of eh cooold mournin in Ireland - he should be playin' in GREEN Beh, 'ts always frosty up 'tere" -- the UK feed

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Tom Sellout posted:

The Raiders are gonna lose to a third string QB, lmao.

10 years, 100 million

We knew Gruden would be bad, but this

This is *special*

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Nick Mullens can complete passes against a lousy defense.

He can have a decade long career as a backup.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Big Beef City posted:

"Frosty Rucker...ooooh that reminds ye of eh cooold mournin in Ireland - he should be playin' in GREEN Beh, 'ts always frosty up 'tere" -- the UK feed


"Fity seven yards a kerry, he's had pint 8 t'night"


I loving LOVE this.

q is not e goddammit, sorry.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

fsif posted:

The 49ers have three quarterbacks that are better than every Bills quarterback. My word

The bills have a quarterback that has more interceptions then pass attempts.

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something

Elephanthead posted:

The bills have a quarterback that has more interceptions then pass attempts.

Wait, what? How?

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


The Raiders are the NFL equivalent of a stuck elevator

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
oh boy a segment with Brian Billick

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
apparently star wards legos help connect you to people. now ive seen everything and i can die

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


hi I'm political guy and my opponent rapes goats

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something
Oh boy, political ads! I sure do love this time of year!

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Joe Buck glad this game is going quickly

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

shyduck posted:

The Raiders are the NFL equivalent of a stuck elevator

more like a person whose elevator gets stuck and they then proceed to have a panic attack and die

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


Play posted:

apparently star wards legos help connect you to people. now ive seen everything and i can die

the forever star war

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
My feed briefly died, I assume in an attempt by my computer to protect me

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





shyduck posted:

hi I'm political guy and my opponent rapes goats

Hi, I'm Bob Raper and I rape goats but its to own the libs.

*is founs drowned to death in pool full of stupid people's votes*

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Bob Socko posted:

Hi, I’m trapped in an elevator (for real). Am I missing anything?

It's been 30 minutes, RIP guy.

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

drat, Hankins.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Why didn't the good raiders players demand trades after Gruden went full tank? I can't imagine subjecting myself to this if I'm Hudsen of Osemele

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
On the Storm/Kremer feed you can hear this jackass constantly yelling like a drunken vuvuzela.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
The Raiders are bad. I know, this might not be a shock to many of you but the Raiders are bad

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



TAKE ME TO CUM TOWN

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Athanatos posted:

It's been 30 minutes, RIP guy.

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


Montana
Young
Mullens

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
The Bourne Supremacy.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Jimmy Garoppolo gets traded for a first next year to the *rolls wheel* Raiders.

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
This game will come down to whether or not Derek Carr can throw the ball more than five yards down the field.

Sorry, Raiders fans.

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420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

The Raiders are bad. I know, this might not be a shock to many of you but the Raiders are bad

A terrible Defense, propped up by an equally terrible Offense

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