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420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something

Zyla posted:

:ohdear:

but arent they playing the jetsz????

they should be able to do those things against the jets!!

i havent started watching yet, ive been making arrangements for my dad, loving idiot was cleaning the gutters without any kind of safety standing on the top of the ladder, he fell off and landed badly and hosed up his foot bad

at least hes not dead really!

Worse, the Bills

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Ummagumma
Jul 19, 2004
skydog
Charles Leno got beat for a sack and then commits a false start penalty, bad start for him today.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Sorry about your scheduled game this week, The Browns.

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
I've been looking at all the metrics and the game so far and after running my regressions I can predict with a reasonable level of confidence that KC is going to shithouse the Cleveland Browns

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
love that effort by a ravens team that's clearly given up

vincentpricesboner
Sep 3, 2006

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
gently caress the washington football team.

Ummagumma
Jul 19, 2004
skydog
Holy poo poo Charles Leno

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something
Goddamn Leno is loving terrible

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Ghost Dog posted:

no he didnt, he was outside his LG maybe but his tackle was to the side of him on the ground. that would be an absurdly generous definition of tackle box

His tackle got blocked inside of him...

MalarkeyToboggan
Jan 4, 2015



I just tuned in. How many picks has Peterman thrown?

The Little Kielbasa
Mar 29, 2001

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.

Kalli posted:

Haha Ben just faked going for it then dropped back and punted... but the Ravens DB returned it like 20 yards so it was like a 10 yard net gain.

The third down run makes no sense to me if you're gonna punt on 4th. Even if you think the ravens won't cover it and you pin them inside the ten.

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
Need a touchdown.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Pinwiz11 posted:

TOUCHDOWN
KAN
SAS
CITY

Is there a strip club in KC called Cans/rear end City? I feel like there should be.

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

swickles posted:

His tackle got blocked inside of him...

maybe it was a TE then but from what i saw a steeler on the end of the line of scrimmage was multiple yards wide of big ben. either way he was never far outside that guy if he was at all.

Ummagumma
Jul 19, 2004
skydog
Nice throw, Mitch!

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

I've been looking at all the metrics and the game so far and after running my regressions I can predict with a reasonable level of confidence that KC is going to shithouse the Cleveland Browns

hmm lets not assume anything yet its early!!

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
Almost picked

Ummagumma
Jul 19, 2004
skydog
Cohen :stare:

Another play where the O-line got shredded, though

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Tarik Cohen owns bones.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




MalarkeyToboggan posted:

I just tuned in. How many picks has Peterman thrown?

None yet. Anyone got an over/under?

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something
Trubisky with the block

hughesta
Jun 12, 2012

i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches
Trubisky looked like he just stood up and told the Bills defender to stop chasing Cohen lol

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Rip all of Washington's line

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Why the hell didn't they sneak it?

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

Falcons killing the Redskins remaining OL

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
Flacco missing another wide open receiver. in terms of reads i mean

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Washington's second string line is probably still better than the Texans starting line

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something
Howard hasn’t been able to get anything going this year, why are we running him up the middle when the Bills D has been absolutely dominating the O line today?

Moxie
Aug 2, 2003

Lamar Jackson looked wide open on that 3rd down

Hako
Jul 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Jordan Howard is dead someone take him out behind the shed.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
That looked like a business decision by that Browns receiver not picking up the first down. Not that it matters since they easily converted on the next play.

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

Kawalimus posted:

Flacco missing another wide open receiver. in terms of reads i mean

yeah this isnt how that works

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


These early games are all kind of crap. I think I'll just tune in for the late games.

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW
poo poo, I overslept.

Patrick Mahomes season Passing TDs: 27
Today: 1

It is halfway through the first quarter.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
This Bears-Bills game is going to be fuckin brutal to sit through

Look Around You
Jan 19, 2009

~god friended me~

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Ghost Dog posted:

yeah this isnt how that works

I don't see other QBs miss as many wide open guys as he does.

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

I'm choosing you over a nap, Falcons. Don't make me regret it.

sexy tiger boobs posted:

Falcons killing the Redskins remaining OL

Good start.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Look Around You posted:

~god friended me~

actually i don't believe in god

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Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

Kawalimus posted:

I don't see other QBs miss as many wide open guys as he does.

you are not paying attention then

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