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Hako
Jul 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Jordan Howard is dead someone take him out behind the shed.

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Hako
Jul 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
When is the last time the Bears shut a team out?

Hako
Jul 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

420_Power_Rangers posted:

September 10, 2006 as far as I can tell. Against the Packers

Why don't I remember that.

Hako
Jul 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Kawalimus posted:

I complained about Harbaugh the season after because the man is a pea-brain and that doesn't change one way or the other. But I wasn't worked up about going 8-8 the next year at all really.

You're worked up all the time but its okay you do you homie.

Hako
Jul 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

mastershakeman posted:

You don't? It kicked off the Superbowl hype

Oddly, I don't remember the bears scoring over 50 against the titans a few years later

Thats why I'm shocked I don't remember it.

Hako
Jul 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
I swear to god if the Bears let off the gas in this game.

Hako
Jul 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Johnny Mnemonic posted:

Also wtf is with those loving creepy subway commercials with the idiotic kids flipping water bottles and getting really fake excited over pedestrian accomplishments

Some big wig just discovered the bottle flipping fad and thought it was still relevant much like his company.

Hako
Jul 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
When did we re-sign Hester?

Hako
Jul 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
28 point quarter by the Bears wha wha whaaaaaaaaaaaa

I mean even against a team as bad as the Bills.

Hako
Jul 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Jesus this quarter wont end I've never wanted a halftime so bad.

Hako
Jul 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

MalarkeyToboggan posted:

Peterman decides to run with 0 seconds on the clock in a clear Hail Mary situation.

loving hell.

He did that because he doesn't want another INT on his record. He was never ever going to throw a hail mary.

Hako
Jul 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

hughesta posted:

the Bears are completely unable to play full games

Letting off the gas just like I said. loving losers.

Hako
Jul 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

MalarkeyToboggan posted:

I did not know coroner was an elected position. I would love to meet people who have very strong opinions about the local coroner elections.

I bet Manitowoc in Wisconsin has someone.

Hako
Jul 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

MalarkeyToboggan posted:

Buffalo Bills total passing TDs this season: Still 3.

I mean technically the Bills passed for 2 TDs today.

Hako
Jul 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

420_Power_Rangers posted:

Like, what politics are involved in Coroner? How dead the guy is?

Ever watch Making a Murderer?

Hako
Jul 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
what the gently caress was that Tubby?!

Hako
Jul 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

fishing with the fam posted:

Holy poo poo did Fuller actually get that?

He looked shocked as gently caress when he came up with it.

Hako
Jul 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

MalarkeyToboggan posted:

Another pick for Peterman. Surprisingly enough his career QB rating has actually gone up slightly with this game.

Today 31.8
Career 31.4

Imagine being Peterman knowing that you are the poster boy for racism in the NFL. In that you can have a career 31.4 QBR and still Kapernick is unemployed.

Peterman keeping the black man down.

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Hako
Jul 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

420_Power_Rangers posted:

Extra 10 yards cuz the Bears can’t loving tackle

They can tackle, they were trying to strip it for stat padding.

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