Monday Night Titans v. Cowboys GDT

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The AFC South This Year This poll is closed.
A mistake	10	18.87%
An abomination	12	22.64%
At least they have the Texans	10	18.87%
At least they aren't the NFC East	21	39.62%
Total:	32 votes

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Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

Jerry Jones gets a new horocrux every time he trades for a wide receiver who proceeds to underwhelm the league. The only thing more dead than this lich lord is Marcus Mariota after sack #92 tonight. Discuss.

# ? Nov 6, 2018 02:10

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# ? May 7, 2024 18:39

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

I predict after the bye week and a bunch of hard work, practice, and dedication that my mighty titans will go 3 and out a shitload tonight

# ? Nov 6, 2018 02:12

Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Boy if you love 3 and outs and field goals, this is the loving game for you!

# ? Nov 6, 2018 02:13

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/FirstTake/status/1059485872876347392

# ? Nov 6, 2018 02:14

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

There's no way Dallas can screw THIS one up :downs:

# ? Nov 6, 2018 02:14

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

I am actually going to watch some of this legendary match-up between America�s Team and the Dallas Cowboys.

# ? Nov 6, 2018 02:15

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

Titans have not scored a TD in the first half of a game since week 2.

# ? Nov 6, 2018 02:16

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Titans uniforms are pretty slick

# ? Nov 6, 2018 02:16

Fat Jesus: Jul 13, 2011; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023

Amari Cooper is setting out to prove the raiders wrong

# ? Nov 6, 2018 02:17

Tim Whatley: Mar 28, 2010

Jason Witten has fake hair tonight because he's a fuckin loser

# ? Nov 6, 2018 02:18

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Tim Whatley posted:

Jason Witten has fake hair tonight because he's a fuckin loser

MODS???

# ? Nov 6, 2018 02:19

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

Takes No Damage posted:

MODS???

MourningView ain't a mod anymore.

# ? Nov 6, 2018 02:19

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Yummy poo soup.

# ? Nov 6, 2018 02:20

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

I will accept that

# ? Nov 6, 2018 02:21

Kanish: Jun 17, 2004

jesus christ its just gonna be one drawn out dicksucking of the cowboys all night huh

# ? Nov 6, 2018 02:22

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

Okay I will definitely take that

# ? Nov 6, 2018 02:22

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

Missed! Ha!

# ? Nov 6, 2018 02:22

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

Starting to think The Secret(TM) isn't "Dak Needs Weapons."

Also, LOL.

# ? Nov 6, 2018 02:22

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

# ? Nov 6, 2018 02:22

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Missing Bailey rn.

# ? Nov 6, 2018 02:22

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

Titans have the #1 red zone defense in the league. Wonder how long it�ll hold up. Mariota needs to show up big tonight.

# ? Nov 6, 2018 02:23

Fat Jesus: Jul 13, 2011; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023

can't throw can't kick

# ? Nov 6, 2018 02:24

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Fat Jesus posted:

can't throw can't kick

what can you do, well lose for one.

# ? Nov 6, 2018 02:25

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Tennesse avoids 3-and-out!

# ? Nov 6, 2018 02:27

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

I thought Derrick Henry was supposed to be good

# ? Nov 6, 2018 02:27

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Codependent Poster posted:

I thought Derrick Henry was supposed to be good

narrator: he thought wrong

# ? Nov 6, 2018 02:28

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

Takes No Damage posted:

MODS???

He's also terrible at his job too

# ? Nov 6, 2018 02:29

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

Codependent Poster posted:

I thought Derrick Henry was supposed to be good

He mad his name crushing guys in the 4th quarter last year after Murray had beat them down

# ? Nov 6, 2018 02:29

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

# ? Nov 6, 2018 02:29

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

I'm losing faith here, guys.

# ? Nov 6, 2018 02:29

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

lmao

That was some greased pig ineptitude.

# ? Nov 6, 2018 02:29

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

Conklin what the gently caress was that

# ? Nov 6, 2018 02:29

Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

Game is already delivering.

# ? Nov 6, 2018 02:29

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

Sigh

# ? Nov 6, 2018 02:29

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer