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paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Welcome to Hell.

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paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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GhostofJohnMuir posted:

oh poo poo, ghosts are visiting the stickied thread


BOO!

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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You know what I don't think I like Republicans very much.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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They're rude.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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We need some kind of system to give a lot of this east coast rain to California.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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BENGHAZI 2 posted:

My girlfriend says I'm not allowed to buy a .22 because she thinks I'll shoot my foot off or something

She's right

But I still want to do a revolution

You should get a machete.

Every revolutionary group needs the person that just has a machete and a stick of dynamite.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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You can get p much any fast food delivered with the right app. No idea why you would though.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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It is time.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Sinnlos posted:

🎵Roll out the fuckbarrel, we'll have a barrel of fun
Roll out the fuckbarrel, the bad posting has only begun 🎵

Ah, the old posting shantys of my youth

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Sun Wu Kong thought he could escape the fuckbarrel. He flew out to the great brown gate at the edge of the world and carved his name into and made a poo poo post.

When he came back to brag of his feat the Buddha showed him that he had merely signed his own name to a paper bag telling him to eat a dick.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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I am here to reclaim my ancestral lands.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Death to the colonizers.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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I tell you now, we are in the times foretold in the ancient scriptures.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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And not the sexy ones the preacher doesn't want you to know about.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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I'm talking the fire and brimstone poo poo written on clay tablets back before anyone can remember. I'm talking about prophecies from the 90s

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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The next thing that will happen has already been written.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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All predictions will be blank to you, all polls closed. Deceivers and charlatans will circle in hungry droves. This is the time of the unseeing and unknowing.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Post without hesitation or thought, for none will come to save you.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Oh, my friend, I must warn you to heed the tales of our fathers. Delaware is very real. It hungers.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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A place of hungry ghosts and dispassionate mail boxes.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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BI NOW GAY LATER posted:

I hear you have a P.O. Box in Wilmington

We all do. Evil men send things to them. Don't check.


paranoid randroid posted:

i roll to disbelieve in delaware

you should be more concerned with whether or not delaware believes in you!

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Furnaceface posted:

Still missing the poster that posted nothing but pictures of bread and Randler rambling about anglos.

i think rotd got perma'd

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Subscribers are dust in the wind. All your content will be laid down in the dead earth.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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When the seas quiet and the last good thing dies the gates of hell will disappear and we'll still be here.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Posting.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Sharpen your knives.

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paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Ataxerxes posted:

They came out of the 30YW with a large group of veteran noble officers (who liked fighting because it made them rich), a country in financial troubles after paying their mercenaries to bugger off and a strong centralized state to fund all the fighting. When the queen abdicated and left the next ruler decided that Poland, with its problems with the Cossak rebellions, looks like ripe pickings. The Vasa kings were not, to put it mildly, peaceful individuals.

Edit: Also, By Fire and Sword is an interesting trilogy about these times.

They'd had a go at Poland earlier too because Gustav II and the Polish King hated each other.

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