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Issaries posted:100 000 people in valley sounds lovely. I wonder how they're doing now...
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Mar 3, 2024 06:19
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They call him Edward Mrs-hands, on account of all his fingers being dongs
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Karate Bastard posted:They call him Edward Mrs-hands, on account of all his fingers being dongs Edward Penishands is an actual movie tho One of the funniest parodies I have ever seen
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Mar 3, 2024 16:45
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Penis hands? My word, how crude.
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Mar 3, 2024 22:27
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IKR, sadly as someone had already made a WW2 biopic titled "Edward Cunthands" they had to go with the leftover, the dregs, if you will.
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Mar 4, 2024 02:17
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Wasn't that the one about the former king?
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Mar 4, 2024 16:05
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Maybe I'm just not really patriotic, but I don't wanna gently caress that flag...
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Mar 4, 2024 16:13
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Uthor posted:Maybe I'm just not really patriotic, but I don't wanna gently caress that flag... buddy
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Mar 4, 2024 16:13
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Is it supposed to be a bullet hole? What on earth is that trying to say
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Mar 4, 2024 16:25
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Milo and POTUS posted:Is it supposed to be a bullet hole? What on earth is that trying to say its just how the tire cover works. its an elastic band so you can pull it over the tire. I have no idea why its on the front, but I have seen it a couple times before
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Mar 4, 2024 17:22
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RFC2324 posted:its just how the tire cover works. its an elastic band so you can pull it over the tire. i dont think that's actually what it is, it looks like a daisy that was painted over with the flag
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Mar 4, 2024 17:28
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Large Testicles posted:i dont think that's actually what it is, it looks like a daisy that was painted over with the flag Flower flags tire covers are a thing, somehow  Some of them have a little hole in the center, some don't Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 18:24 on Mar 4, 2024 |
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Mar 4, 2024 18:21
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staberind posted:IKR, sadly as someone had already made a WW2 biopic titled "Edward Cunthands" they had to go with the leftover, the dregs, if you will. It should be Edward Mrses-hands really, on account of there being ten dongs total. Well, eleven, really. maybe. allegedly. No visual confirmation on any of these, really.
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Mar 4, 2024 18:37
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Then there's the story of Edward Misses-his-hands, on account of being able to pee without getting his fingers wet.
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Karate Bastard posted:..on account of being able to pee without getting his fingers wet. can't even count to ten
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Mar 6, 2024 00:16
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Don't dox me!
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Mar 6, 2024 03:56
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Clearly not a Hebrew National
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Mar 6, 2024 04:00
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A butthole penis dog? This only happens under certain atmospheric conditions.
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Mar 6, 2024 06:49
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When your foreskin doesn't roll back all the way, making your piss stream unpredictable? That's the wurst.
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Mar 6, 2024 06:51
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this would have been the worm in jodorosky's dune
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monolithburger posted:When your foreskin doesn't roll back all the way, making your piss stream unpredictable? That's the wurst.
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Mar 6, 2024 13:28
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Cockblocked.
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Mar 6, 2024 17:06
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Phanatic posted:Cockblocked. Shut down by order of HRM Prince Albert.
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Mar 6, 2024 19:38
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Let’s try the nonsurgical option first.
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Mar 6, 2024 22:12
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That extra handle on the side is a really good design idea.
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Mar 7, 2024 09:38
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{Urge to denigrate mac users intensifies.}
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Mar 7, 2024 10:05
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sure thing
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Mar 7, 2024 11:36
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Admittedly I blew out said candle with a huge ejaculation.
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Mar 7, 2024 11:38
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You're supposed to cum on the keyboard goop, not the keyboard itself. loving Mac users, man.
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Mar 7, 2024 12:35
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When you’ve been snuffed but she still blowing.
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Mar 7, 2024 13:20
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I had a friend in college who spilled a candle into his brand new laptop's keyboard. Like half the keys immediately stopped working.
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Mar 7, 2024 13:45
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Platystemon posted:When you’ve been snuffed but she still blowing. What if (hypothetically) your candle isn't "giant"
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Mar 7, 2024 13:55
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Tree Bucket posted:What if (hypothetically) your candle isn't "giant" You can still have a nice romantic evening with votives or even tea lights. You just have to set expectations ahead of time. And get really good at oral.
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Mar 7, 2024 17:22
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Tree Bucket posted:What if (hypothetically) your candle isn't "giant" Just lmao if your ham candle doesn't have its own girth certificate.
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Mar 7, 2024 17:33
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Baron von Eevl posted:I had a friend in college who spilled a candle into his brand new laptop's keyboard. Like half the keys immediately stopped working. Haha, yeah, a candle did that. Spilled a whole candle! 
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