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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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an actual genuine thrussy

my god

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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He's hung like this

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Dagen H posted:

It was made for me
Nonono, she made you. You are so bad at mother's day cards.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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WITCHCRAFT posted:

piss
world
orb
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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Solice Kirsk posted:

Should I make a "he'll come again" joke? I feel like it's too on the nose.
Only if she has a sense of humour and good aim

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Elfface posted:

I guess if it was all one colour, it would look like the world's worst camel toe, whereas a different colour at least makes it clear it's part of the design?
But why choose a colour contrast that makes it look like a cutaway?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Captain Hygiene posted:

I think the overall lesson here is that physical activity leads to physical pain and should be avoided at all costs
Only when it involves your genitals, so just don't exercise your genitals

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Still less homoerotic than top gun

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Gentle Likpas

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Mrs Splicer said "this is violence"

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Essex you say. Checks out.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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https://i.imgur.com/8smFyYy.mp4

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Lips pout the walls fall out
Red rose grows as the walls unfold
My lapse
Prolapse

https://vimeo.com/292188920 :nws::nms:
I read the first sentence and some decade dormant cluster of neurons leapt to attention and shoved the entire thing into my mind's ear/eye, video and all

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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That one looks a little, uh, full

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Nice chest

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Tree hump

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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OwlFancier posted:

Ah I see my fleshlight that I ordered is in transit.
Ew, who orders a cast of their mom?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Wipe away never toward!

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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https://twitter.com/kylavan/status/1309228084332240896

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Internet's out, time to fire up the old ceiling titties

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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It's more the no seriously I was just scratching my leg thread

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Doctor I have a burning sensation

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Can I get them by the bag?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Solice Kirsk posted:

Brains, stomachs, and intestines are pretty much the only parts of an animal I don't like.
Is it jealousy?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Mr. Sunshine posted:

Not eaten. Used.
Engulfed

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Cartoon Man posted:

If you flip it upside down I think you can find the clitoris.
"Saving it for marriage" honeymoon pillow talk

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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But enough about Tasha Yar

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Stick
Butt

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Pennsylvagina

e: wait I think I did it wrong

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Memento posted:



packaging for an infrared thermometer
Didn't realise they could be used rectally

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Zil posted:

That is one depressed dick.
Give it a hug and it'll perk right up

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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well i'm just a modern guy

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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'cos of a lust for life

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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The perspective is messing with me, it looks like an even bigger water penis elemental hovering over the pool

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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It's everything I imagined and more

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Now that's what I call a donut hole

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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https://twitter.com/StrangeAnimaIs/status/1340278709597708291

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Put 'em on the oh wait n/m

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Thiccstack

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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https://mobile.twitter.com/_mean_dean_/status/1358525779160801285

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