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When I had a turtle he did this. Except he was clamped on to my nose.
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Man, that's a gently caress ton of mud built up in the spillway.
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People like cute things? Like, I can get a cute pig bottle opener, why not a cute pig....Clit Flicker?
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I assume there's a reason for that... very specific garment design?
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teen witch posted:Yes! I can’t ride a bike without it feeling like I’m being vaginally impaled! I’d have to ride consistently to get the pain to minimize but needless to say, it’s too much that I can’t endure it. Oh yeah, I've worn cycle shorts to minimize taint and genital related discomfort, I was specifically referring to the PHD. 3D Megadoodoo posted:And here I, a complete moron, just use a padded, comfortable bicycle seat instead of the sensible diaper trousers You don't use padded seats for competitive riding, they add to rear end fatigue, and cause chaffing on the thighs.
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That Old Country Buffet has a chili fountain? gently caress yeah bro!
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Cancer is stored in the balls.
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Showbiz! That's how they do it in Hollywood!
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Memento posted:Pretty sure that knowing what we now know about prion diseases, brains are a strict No Go for eating. https://youtu.be/4g23E-gE3hk
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bike tory posted:Chuck Tingle's newest has gone in a weird direction POUNDED IN THE BUTT LIKE RICE WITH A GIANT LOG UNTIL MY BUTTHOLE BECOMES STICKY AND GLUTINOUS LIKE MOCHI
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Pounding out mochi cakes and ignoring the clear and present danger seems to be a running gag in Japan 
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Inceltown posted:Hello page 69, hope you're doing very nice Now make them 69. Also you have a broad definition of "not NWS"
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Not this thread's usual genital adjacent content, but I don't know a better place to put it and I think it's amusing. So, sometimes I'll be browsing youtube or whatever, and come up with a cool idea for a crafty sciency present for my Nephew, and start browsing Amazon for supplies. I was looking for borosilicate tubes, and I was puzzled by the odd and specific shape of this one then I realized they're crack pipes
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Cat Hatter posted:What is that dick even supposed to be? If it's negative space it leaves his leg very thin with a weird knee-pit and hovering pretty far above Mary's hand. PYF Things That Look NWS but Aren't: What is that dick even supposed to be?
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FR, they probably take all the bologna noodles and smash them back into bologna logs,
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From my YouTube recommendations.
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Karate Bastard posted:How uh Just suck on it until stuff comes out.
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flavor.flv posted:Neck meat is very tender, it's just kind of a hassle getting it off the bones. It's for slowly nibbling on after dinner if you're still hungry It's kinda like the pulled pork of the fowl world, but yeah normally super annoying to eat. I broke up the carcass and neck leftover from a smoked bird I did for Thanksgiving, pressure cooked it with vegetable stock, then used it for the base for a turkey chili/stew thing, and it was amazing, a smoked neck pulls in all the smoke flavor, plus the tenderness and fatiness.. If you're smoking a bird, spatchcock it, smoke it for 8+hours until just under cooked through, then blast it under high heat until the fat renders and skin crisps, that's the recipe I found works really well for awesome, smoky, juicy turkey. E: I was only able to do that because my Mom broke her arm in a cat related incident on her birthday that year, so now I'm stuck eating just OK turkey instead of the amazing turkey I make every year. She has a pretty good method where she cooks a whole bird breast-down so the back meat self-bastes everything, then she flips it up and broils until the breasts are well browned and attractive. Elviscat has a new favorite as of 03:22 on Aug 1, 2022 |
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stereobreadsticks posted:Those two issues are easy enough to understand, as you said it's an intertidal species and this is what they look like when the tide goes out and they're left above water. As for the boop, well, their stinging cells aren't really strong or big enough to make it through human skin so you can touch them with impunity and who doesn't like poking random stuff from the tide pools to see what it does. Poking sea anemones and making them squirt was one of my favorite activities as a child.
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I just tried to find the source material for that av, I was unsuccessful and I need my loving brain bleached now.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:What the gently caress i thought it was drawn by bismuth themselves Based on my research earlier today, that is an entire clown themed porno comic series, that seems to be based around the pink haired Lady clown with the improbably large bazoombas.
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This is so naughty I'm gonna keel over.
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 Looks like we're in for a pounding! By all that rain! E: my house is stored in the balls, apparently.
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Got this as a present from my in-laws, the box has been sitting in the car for awhile, and getting a lot of double takes and awkward questions. 
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Oh that cursed as gently caress.
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A joy-stick you say?
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Got my friend's dog a rubber bone toy, and for some reason she carried it, and only it, longways, making it look like she had a dildo by the head end.
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Cat Hatter posted:Did the lady at 38 seconds catch it in her throat? Good for her either way. Professional level glizzy gobbling right there, she could challenge Obama as the Throat Goat.
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 Honey? Would you prefer Salmon pussy or Chicken pussy for dinner tonight?
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PainterofCrap posted:Pennsylvania has a story along Rt. 30 eastbound: Blue Ball would be right next to church town.
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