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Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

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Country Boys Make Do

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Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

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Oh yeah, Yahoo/Tumblr’s open_nsfw is great at making images that aren’t technically NSFW because there aren’t any actual genitals involved, but close enough:

Busket Posket posted:

I posted before about the creepy glory of neural-network-made pictures, and now we can talk about Tumblr’s NSFW filter, open_nsfw, which loves to see dicks in everything and make dicks itself.

Here are “neutral scenes,” judged neither SFW or NSFW:





And the SFW scenes:







And now, what open_nsfw considers porn (linked for vaguely genitalia-shaped things):

:nws: Dickginabutt

:nws: Boobs? Balls? Who knows?

:nws: A butt dripping into a butt, forever

Now, the problems arise when open_nsfw sees scenes like these as equally pornographic as the dicks ‘n butts. These are also considered NSFW so I’ll link them, but you’ll be disappointed.

:nws: I guess if you squint it’s dicks?

:nws: Maybe a ghost dick?

So a lot of art and photos on Tumblr are getting flagged for removal because the old Yahoo neural network they use to catch it can see dicks in everything from a pastoral pasture scene to a fractal to a photo of you and your bald friend. And this is what they’re relying on while pornbots are currently running rampant.

As a final trick, you can ask open_nsfw to show you a particular scene, at both SFW and NSFW extremes. Here’s “concert” set for SFW:



And at maximum NSFW, it makes its own giant dick singer with glowing eyes:

:nws: Does it hold the mic to the urethra?

See more data here, (https://open_nsfw[/url](.)gitlab(.)io/) but don’t click at work because the datasets have the :nws: stuff just right there for the world to see. Unless you work at Cronenberg Genitals Ltd., then it’s just research.

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Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

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Sorry everyone, this one’s intentional, from the exceptionally monkeycheese Ludwig Van Bacon Art. The pieces are “KY Jellyfish,” “Ocean Casting Couch,” and “Pink Clam”







(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

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Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

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OnlyHams

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

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Oh hey, it’s that scene from Belinda Blinked! (NSFW text)







Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

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an old friend

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

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Meta-tiddies. M’tiddies.

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

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Gear you need.

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

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PYF Things That Look NWS But Aren’t:

PhantomOfTheCopier posted:

Um, they get their mouth around that?

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

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https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRr3M9B9/?k=1

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

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https://twitter.com/616cherik/status/1554579663913091074?s=21&t=pvizY3EMufpdtH94Hxs16w



and speaking of circumcisions:

https://i.imgur.com/txYCMb0.mp4

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

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If god had a hog,
What would it look like, and would you want to see…

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

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Large Testicles posted:

what the gently caress food is the dick nipple supposed to be?

The more I read about Bakso, especially the cheesy varieties and the bakso-filled bakso, the more I want to try some.

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

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If you want some very squishy audio, as well as the curse of a crunchy granola woman excitedly saying “It’s shampoo season!” before filling a jar with awapuhi jizz, there’s this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JyGQ8auCUI

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

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Zil posted:

the unguarded scissoring apparatus

prayer group posted:

I should call her.

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

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Squishy flabby balls Iron Man TAMPON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO-G_nPumqA

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

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Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

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This bird has an unsettling mouth and this man had to make sure he got the worst angle of it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N20cSNueAOw

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

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Phy posted:

That's Louisiana

("Acadian" is the origin of "Cajun")

Not to be pedantic, but they went down to Louisiana from Acadia, which was in the northeast tip of the US and Canada.

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

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Ornamental Dingbat posted:



Looks... abrasive

https://i.imgur.com/qJMH8R0.mp4

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Feb 5, 2010

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Cartoon Man posted:

Went to the Smithsonian Natural History Museum and saw some interesting geological formations.



There was a Tumblr Saga about a malachite stalactite and its feasibility as a dildo material.

One geologist said “no, it might leach into you”
Another said “nah you’re good, it wouldn’t be toxic”
A biologist said “this would gently caress up your vaginal flora, but the butt should he okay”
And one of the Tumblr Influencers said you need consent from nature before loving Her objects.

Choice quotes include:

“CDC safety sheet says copper oxide powder causes dry skin. so maybe want to go a little heavy on the lube”

“…the internet’s mistake in concluding that this stalactite is fuckable is very similar to the mistake made by the Flint water management system”

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