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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:So... Which dude was the egg?  For sure that chickens like, "Thats it!?"
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Jedit posted:If it's on the nose then you're doing it wrong. Paging Yeah I Eat rear end....
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No-Slip Buttplug
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Hakkarin kartano. What a wonderful phrase! It means not flaccid, anywhere in the bays.
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Cable Guy posted:Melbourne got dicked by a sub-optimal cool change. Rather, I'd take this as the spirit of Melbourne rising in the morning.
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Jan 25, 2019 14:39
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Ah, the Schultz 2020 is the weekly special it seems.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Well, I always leave Chinese restaurants stuffed. That's a weird descriptor for an all male massage parlor.
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Apr 3, 2019 14:35
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Christ you fall asleep naked in a grassy field ONE TIME and the next thing you know some morning strollers snap a pick and now you're internet famous.
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Apr 24, 2019 19:33
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Karate Bastard posted:Doth mine eyes deceive me or is there another boodussy grundle queef situation going on top right? Legolas, that's enough of your drat elf eyes.
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Platystemon posted:There was a pregnant pause when I looked at this. That's not how baby is formed.
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Jun 26, 2019 13:26
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Love knows no boundaries (or pants).
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Jul 8, 2019 19:47
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anonumos posted:10 to 1 they asked the graphical designer to do this for "exposure". Maybe, but its pretty Rubenesque
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:....stumpball ... coincidentally also my nickname in highschool
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Jul 26, 2019 15:15
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Memento posted:
That's going to take some serious CBT to get out of my mind.
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Aug 13, 2019 15:21
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Milo and POTUS posted:Two and a half legs Gonna be honest with you hear but if word gets out here on SA that goons can have an operation that trades a leg for an elephant dick we're gonna have a nationwide demographic shift.
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Solice Kirsk posted:That D would even make Mary say, "Goddamn." And when you saw no footprints, that was when I carried you in your refractory period.
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Great i just got fired from my job at the galactic creampie factory Just in time for Moonpie's to make a comeback!
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Crystallized urea is stored in the geode.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Countdown until someone runs into the thread to breathlessly tell you about echidnas Have you.......................guys...............heard about....................this little species.............of furry mammals..............................that lay eggs........................like a platypus.................. .......oh also their dicks......
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Nov 22, 2019 17:44
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RandomFerret posted:The full picture looks more nsfw than the crop You put the leftover Thanksgiving day turkey head on your dick and suddenly you're internet famous. Tale as old as time really.
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Dec 4, 2019 20:20
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Finally a fleshlight I won't feel inadequate using....
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Platystemon posted:
That's definitely not how you charge that crystal...
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Dec 26, 2019 15:14
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At least we can safely say Subaru does not give zero fucks.
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Krankenstyle posted:clearly they do tho But I can see one right there, that's at least 1 gently caress.
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Taiga girls make do!
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This is how I want to go out. Being turned into a tree while root deep.
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Life is just a series of tubes Kind of makes you think, maybe we are all just evolved protuberances sprouting from our genitals instead of the other way around.
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Captain Hygiene posted:Nothing wrong with making a pussy feel good Paging Cumshitter
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Didn't this particular type of facemask have its origins in Japan?
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Apr 15, 2020 18:14
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The Ape of Naples posted:I was going to make a joke about how I think this is fake but now I can't stop look at the feet of the couch. I take it you didn't see the video of her putting it together...
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Aug 6, 2020 23:45
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gently caress Cancer so much
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Oct 2, 2020 21:08
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Baron von Eevl posted:Pictured here: Diogenes in the marketplace. loving hell I can't stop laughing/crying at this
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kirbysuperstar posted:I was thinking dried apricot Jesus y'all enough with the euphemisms!
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Jan 5, 2021 15:59
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Plethora posted:Imma break every bone in my hand slappin' dat. take yer dick out of your hand first!
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Mar 12, 2021 16:10
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Such strong 'Meh, it's a living' vibes off this
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Mar 25, 2021 14:17
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Splicer posted:What do you think that is on the tray A tray, or rather a pedestal?
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May 12, 2021 19:23
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Here's a clue: Disappointment, in the dining room, with the Candelabra
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May 21, 2021 14:37
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lotta knobs but it just needs one string at the end of the neck
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Marcade posted:If your wood has discharge like that, see a doctor. My wife has never been in the presence of such wet rear end pine, and is better for it!
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Milo and POTUS posted:I'm a dollar menu pie There are only a few places you can get 1$ cream pies, and you aren't going to like any of them....
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