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Actually it works great. For pounding meat, I mean. Um, I'll just show myself out....
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Karate Bastard posted:I can so vividly imagine a huge rubbery schlong bounding and bobbing forth atop the powdery snow. Tsk. Canadians. 
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Jan 26, 2019 23:55
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Would. A little lopsided, but still.
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Jan 30, 2019 15:49
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Man, we used to say some potent smoke would "put your dick in the dirt". Must have been some superior dank.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:I don't see any differense Oh, there's a vas deferens.
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Feb 11, 2019 17:46
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More like Spunkler...
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Feb 25, 2019 16:29
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Yeah, "spunk" has definitely changed meaning since it was last used by Lou Grant.
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Feb 26, 2019 15:50
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You mean future tense. I am spanking.  I will spunk. 
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Feb 27, 2019 01:10
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Go ahead, buddy. You just gotta believe in yourself.
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Mar 7, 2019 07:33
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Pfft. Coward.
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Mar 7, 2019 07:44
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Well, the first recorded joke is kinda porny, so I'll have to agree.
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Mar 20, 2019 14:55
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Father Time took his Cialis
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Mar 25, 2019 13:14
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Doin' the dangly dangly dance.
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Apr 12, 2019 14:48
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Ah, yes. The well-known purple veined jellyfish.
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evobatman posted:I work in marine research. I have to be able to do SOMETHING with those at the office! Considering the ocean actually has penis worms, and lots of other critters that look nsfw, it's a field ripe for this thread.
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Apr 20, 2019 01:23
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bad posts ahead!!! posted:i wonder who came across these first Some lonely man.
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Apr 24, 2019 21:38
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Never thought the live action likpa movie would get green lighted, but that's our society now I guess.
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May 4, 2019 18:43
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Oh, Canada.
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May 15, 2019 17:52
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Sooo... where can this be bought? Asking for a friend.
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May 21, 2019 22:29
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Mother Nature spreading it for everyone.
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The Bloop posted:Seems frigid, honestly Nah. She's chill. Bit of a dirty girl, though.
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Jun 3, 2019 03:46
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It was a dong and stormy night...
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Jun 6, 2019 02:42
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Yeah, you do you, man. Never let The Man order you around!
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Jun 6, 2019 18:27
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Dammit.
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Jun 7, 2019 00:42
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So that's what they mean by "hung like a horse"
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Jun 22, 2019 00:41
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We live on the glans.
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Jul 18, 2019 22:25
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And they said all the Entwives were gone.
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Jul 29, 2019 20:57
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The Fat Swordsman posted:There's two entirely separate registered trademark symbols? One for the name, the other for the symbol.
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Aug 20, 2019 07:26
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Probably along the lines of bearded clam.
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World's happiest double amputee
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Captain Hygiene posted:Fine, it's a yule plug Yule plug your butt with it. 
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Nov 17, 2019 01:53
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Captain Hygiene posted:
Sun won't be shining. Checks out.
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Nov 17, 2019 04:39
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Oh! What fun!
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Dec 17, 2019 17:14
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It's like the day after an all you can eat buffet.
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Jan 21, 2020 04:20
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"You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve?"
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Unperson_47 posted:By God, it's nothing but buttholes and dicks. Well, God was just an adolescent at the time.
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Feb 28, 2020 15:34
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Cartoon Man posted:Desperate times at the Ftfy
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Mar 18, 2020 01:31
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No ring, yadda yadda...
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Mar 20, 2020 01:47
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Oh, yeah. That feeling when you have eaten a bunch of beef jerky followed by Taco Bell.
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Buns of steel. C'mon guys, it was right there.
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