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Dec 10, 2011

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Karate Bastard posted:

Is he stuck or something?

Unless you think people come with cartoon rain clouds, you might notice that the guy in the red jacket has his arm around the other man and the clouds are there to cover up the hand which makes it obvious.

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Knee posted:

Careful with the Butt.finger Blast, without preparation you might wind up with an unexpected Rocky Road.

Edit: rocky road fudge surprise? or is that too.. on the nose.

If it's on the nose then you're doing it wrong.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Milo and POTUS posted:

That's incredible.

Verily. Getting one shadow to fall that way is common enough, but two?

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

The general term is airship or aerostat. A rigid airship with an internal frame is also called a dirigible (which includes zeppelins), pressure airships (which don't have a frame and deflate like a kid's balloon) are also called blimps.

And they're called that because their mostly official designation was "Type B limp bag airship". (The previous design was a loving disaster and only one was ever made, the DN-1, which is why there is a Type B but no Type A.)

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Dec 10, 2011

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Eat a bag of dicks.

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Karate Bastard posted:

Someone put -this much- tanning lotion, into my ski mask.

You could caption-comp that photo for weeks.

"Stormy is lying, it's at least this long!"

E: see also this. Probably work safe unless you work in the White House.

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Karate Bastard posted:

Wh-

I thought Trump lived in the white house?

Well, we may not have replicants and flying cars in 2019, but at least we have those scanners that let you zoom in on photos with infinite resolution.

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neongrey posted:

it's everything i could have imagined



Even the path from Ember Brook Circle to the IMAX cinema plays into it. What the hell were the planners thinking?

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Captain Jesus posted:

It's even near Swallowtail Way and Regalwood Drive

I just noticed that immediately above the Path of Ejaculation is Finale Square.

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I thought it was a myth!! :aaa:



And Jesus spake again, saying, This is my bag of dicks; eat, thou, in remembrance of me.

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Cartoon Man posted:

Mother Earth being spread open...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOKn33-q4Ao

Makes more sense now I've seen the labia.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Is that a cockoo?

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Even sounding like "NASCAR" is enough to be compensating for something.

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Karate Bastard posted:

There.


E: pyf smelly erection.

I feel sorry for you if yours only lasts that long.

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Knee posted:

Reminds me of


How many nanoseconds did it take for someone to reply "one dwarf on a diet"?

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MrUnderbridge posted:

It was a dong and stormy night...

"Dork and stormy night" was right there, man.

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Dagen H posted:

Lorena Bobbit's dog

[/extremely dated reference]

If Lorena Bobbitt kept a dog, she wouldn't be barking herself.

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Nenonen posted:

He truly is risen!

24 Then Jesus spake unto them, saying 25 If thy resurrection persists for longer than three days, consult a physician.

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Nenonen posted:

This becomes clearer if you show what a kirkkovene looks like (these were used in the olden days to get to the church on Sundays from distant villages)

The clitoris is often referred to as "the man in the boat".

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Dec 10, 2011

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hyperhazard posted:

Saw this ad and did a double take.



Yes, two things that surprise many modern goons:

1) Handheld cameras used to be that size.

2) Women exist.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Captain Hygiene posted:



Yes.....but where?

Where's Willy?

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Phanatic posted:

Jingle balls?



They went all the way on that one.

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And now you know what they mean when they say "the last chicken in Sainsbury's".

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If I'm not mistaken that's a Japanese mushroom, so it's a sex organ already.

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ObLigatory: Wood. Hot.

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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

This is how NASA user-tests out their new Aerogel condoms

I really don't recommend using an aerogel blob.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Ziv Zulander posted:

Little ladybugs

Do you people think that boobies grow on trees, or something?

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Never skip neck day.

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I'm not eating at this place, the chef is a dickhead.

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I think real life needs a mute button. It's too late at night to see someone talking about fitting a bayonet to a banana.

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Cartoon Man posted:

Probably intentional, but still lol.


Is that reproduction furnishings?

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Is it bigger than a baby's arm?

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Sometimes that's deliberate. Robert Bliss drew a cock (with optional balls) in every piece of art he created for Magic: the Gathering, most famously for Polymorph:

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HerStuddMuffin posted:

It’s a music video. I’m not going to describe it beyond a rapid succession of images and short clips around a number of themes, each one in poorer taste than the last. The richness of your life will not be diminished if you never click that link. It does fit in this thread, since it was designed to not technically show anything NSFW, but in a “I’m not touching you” sort of way.

You might say ... <dons sunglasses> ... it was a pro lapse of taste. <dons second pair of sunglasses, plays The Who>

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Dec 10, 2011

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From the state of those stairs, I'd say a lot of people have been going down.

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RoboRodent posted:

Folks, the tsintaosaurus.



The true secret of why the dinosaurs died out - they were constantly banging heads with one another.

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Cartoon Man posted:



If you’re on a phone, turn it upside down.

I'm more concerned about who's hanging your momma's panties on the wall.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Platystemon posted:

I was looking for the shrimp.

Have you tried looking in the trees?

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-56757956

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