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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Feb 13, 2012

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There was a pregnant pause when I looked at this.

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Feb 13, 2012

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5nrFsO8VvU

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Feb 13, 2012

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Feb 13, 2012

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“Perreando Intensamente”

Thank you, Spanish.

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Feb 13, 2012

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Groke posted:

I also clearly remember seeing (and I am sure as poo poo not going to try to google it up from my work computer) a picture of some woman with her shaved privates painted up (at least I hope it was paint and not a tattoo) as Homer Simpson's face, vulva = mouth. Offtopic for this thread, though, being actually NWS, but it was funny as poo poo.

It spawned a subgenre of pornography.

They call them “simps”.

You think I just made that up, but do you dare seek the truth?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Senecio articulatus

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Feb 13, 2012

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jojoinnit posted:

Hand with a finger bent back? Shaved cat standing against a wall? I'm honestly still confused.

I think it’s two hands. One making the “body”, the other providing the hyperextended finger.

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Feb 13, 2012

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DontMockMySmock posted:

Just in case anyone thinks Jerry Cotton is joking, be aware that this is 100% accurate. Chordates (including us and everything else that has bones) and echinoderms (sea stars and sea cucumbers and junk) share the highly evolved trait of forming our first embryonic structures around our anuses, called "deuterostomy" (meaning "second hole" since our mouth develops second, after the anus). Other animals, such as mollusks (clams and snails and poo poo) and arthropods (bugs, crustaceans, etc.) form around their mouth (protostomy, "first hole").

:science:

Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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That’s a firecrotch if I’ve ever seen one.

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Feb 13, 2012

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The salon is buk’d solid.

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Feb 13, 2012

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Feb 13, 2012

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Pesterchum posted:

If you zoom out it looks like that too

I’m not seeing it.




Nevermind. I figured it out.

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Feb 13, 2012

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Memento posted:

Good. Good.

I like a good pun.

In fact, I'm rock hard right now.



That rock is cummingtonite.

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Feb 13, 2012

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StillFullyTerrible posted:

a starfish both eats and excretes from the same toothed orifice

They have a separate anus in their dorsal surface, but undigestible matter like shells does come back out the mouth.

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Feb 13, 2012

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chocolate starfish cake

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Feb 13, 2012

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Feb 13, 2012

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Milo and POTUS posted:

Would that be a bigger power drain?

I have no clue if that's a joke or an actual observation

If the TV has dynamic backlighting and the owner watches a lot of dark shows, it’s plausible.

The difference wouldn’t be large, but it may trend in that direction.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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2.7 molar sodium fluoride

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Feb 13, 2012

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I meant to set this up. Certainly.

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Feb 13, 2012

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YArLi

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Feb 13, 2012

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It’s supposed to depict a mask.

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Feb 13, 2012

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95% cock interval

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Feb 13, 2012

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It’s a papaya.

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Feb 13, 2012

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Knormal posted:

I'd be more concerned about all the little black balls dropping out.

Those are embryos.

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Feb 13, 2012

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Pfizer can fix your disappointing Johnson.

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Feb 13, 2012

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Discerning citizens purchase tiny flowers and glass pens.

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Feb 13, 2012

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Feb 13, 2012

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Paper Tiger posted:

Weird, all of a sudden I want Five Guys

That’s a forbidden meme.

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Feb 13, 2012

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I was looking for the shrimp.

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Feb 13, 2012

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Paladinus posted:

I don't know who that is.

She’s a rapist.

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Feb 13, 2012

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keseph posted:

A computer accessory with just the right girth and buttons for maximum comfort



“What’s it for?”

“Alimentary, my dear Watson.”

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Feb 13, 2012

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monolithburger posted:

How about crossing these mountains, Hannibal?

Hannibal no: the Alps

Hannibal yes: les grand tétons

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Feb 13, 2012

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“The bikini swimsuit is named after the atomic bomb testing ground because the designer wanted it to have a similar ‘bombshell’ effect on the world” is one of those facts that sounds totally fake but is totally true. Also, the designer hired a nude dancer to model it because he could find no runway models willing to do so.

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Feb 13, 2012

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Feb 13, 2012

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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

94 cocktane? I thought the average was 91. Well this is unsettling.

Don’t worry, bro, high altitude decreases performance.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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It’s SARS‐CoV‐2 merging with a host cell, from this paper.

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Feb 13, 2012

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Soon

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Feb 13, 2012

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Memento posted:



In the proud tradition of "video game terrain looking like a fat dick and balls", I present The Barrens from World of Warcraft.

Well at least they’ve been vaccinated.

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Feb 13, 2012

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