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Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

# ¿ Feb 25, 2019 01:39

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 10:43

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Karate Bastard posted:

That time when Coca Cola tried to sell bottled tap water in the UK, possibly with semen in it.

Why did it not work?

That totally reads as a bottle of cum in the US too, and I never saw anything with Dasani using that slogan here. That excuse sounds like some Coca Cola UK ad writer trying to save their job after getting in trouble for the cum water.

# ¿ Feb 26, 2019 05:44

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Syd Midnight posted:

If there isn't a sex toy company named Electronic Arse, there should be

They're called EA Spurts now.

# ¿ May 27, 2019 05:51

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Futaba Anzu posted:

it's to account for where the moon would be in the passage of time the mission takes place in i'm assuming

No, there's a Northern Moon that we see from the Northern Hemisphere and a Southern Moon that they see in the Southern Hemisphere. The moon landing visited both of them so the Australians wouldn't get mad.

# ¿ Jul 20, 2019 04:57

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

JoelJoel posted:

I get people want to help their children emulate their sports heroes but in my opinion this father took it too far.

# ¿ Jul 25, 2019 06:31

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

_{https://www.bigbadtoystore.com/Product/VariationDetails/71613}

# ¿ Aug 15, 2019 08:22

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Krankenstyle posted:

e: whoa its literally the same scene

The dress one is a Photoshop of that scene.

# ¿ Nov 12, 2019 06:28

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

DandyLion posted:

Finally a fleshlight I won't feel inadequate using....

Alexa, would you like to dance all night?

# ¿ Dec 15, 2019 08:13

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Milo and POTUS posted:

What is that elephant doing to norm

That's clearly Turd Ferguson.

# ¿ Jan 30, 2020 06:23

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Dienes posted:

I thought the round thing at the end was the fossilized poop of the critter making GBS threads itself when it died.

Yep. Modern interpretations leave it sackless.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hallucigenia

# ¿ Feb 28, 2020 05:56

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

pseudorandom posted:

Okay, but if it wore pants, would it be like this:

or like this:

My god, why would you put its pants there, you pervert!

# ¿ Feb 28, 2020 07:37

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Memento posted:

You need the thumbnail for this one

He looks like he's doing that thing where you cross your ankles and flex your legs to avoid making GBS threads yourself, and based on his build he does that a lot.

# ¿ May 23, 2020 21:12

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Memento posted:

Free range is always preferable to caged.

Don't kinkshame the BDSM community.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2020 05:25

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Necrothatcher posted:

got questions about the design of these women's padded cycling shorts.

I tracked down the bicycle shorts, I'm sorry to report the pink is actually on the inside. They're flipped inside-out in these pictures to show the padding.

Notice the direction of the seams in the various pictures.
https://www.amazon.com/lixada-Cycling-Underwear-Breathable-Lightweight/dp/B07BKVRYDC

It's still a very bad idea to use the inside-out pics as the main photos for your product.

# ¿ Aug 16, 2020 03:05

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

I drove halfway across the country this week, and I passed this titty mountain.

# ¿ Sep 5, 2020 03:30

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

RandomFerret posted:

Fixed your blocked image, since I was going to do the same thing.

# ¿ Dec 11, 2020 20:43

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Megillah Gorilla posted:

I just got to that level earlier today, and it was the first time I actually used the Switch's screenshot feature.

# ¿ Feb 15, 2021 08:30

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

RoboRodent posted:

Folks, the tsintaosaurus.

# ¿ Mar 19, 2021 03:32

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

I think that's a prolapse, that jet should either seek medical attention or start a very niche Onlyfans.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2021 20:36

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

I'd be more concerned about all the little black balls dropping out.

Anyway,

# ¿ Apr 13, 2021 06:52

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Cable Guy posted:

It's a costume arm....

https://usm.propstoreauction.com/m/...26featured%3Dno

I knew they had him on-set in a Jar Jar hat so the actors could have something to work off of, but why did he have to wear a full bodysuit?

# ¿ Jun 4, 2021 06:07

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

# ¿ Jun 10, 2021 05:36

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Uncut Man

# ¿ Jul 7, 2021 19:20

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

# ¿ Sep 24, 2021 20:55

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Platystemon posted:

Real name is in the caption. They infect fish.

# ¿ Oct 5, 2021 05:07

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Large Testicles posted:

The ring is on the wrong hand tho. 7/10

It's the right hand, the hands are just upside down relative to the goatse canon.

# ¿ Oct 22, 2021 02:34

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Shai-Hulud posted:

Its just super confusing when someone posts a magic eye picture that doesn't turn out to be Goatse.

Sometimes it's a similarly comforting dickbutt.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2021 21:44

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

They just need the right tool for the job.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdWuQP6862U

# ¿ Nov 11, 2021 01:30

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Memento posted:

It's a potoroo and her baby.

# ¿ Nov 14, 2021 05:43

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

John Lee posted:

You GUESS? It's got a huge cock and balls on the head, a li'l chubber between its legs, and the tag says it's from a line of toys called "Peni-pals," with art of blatant, veiny cocks on it.

Merry Christmas!

I regret to inform you it appears Peni-pals was unsuccessful.

https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1179168

How could you give up on Peni-pals, Tom?

# ¿ Dec 25, 2021 23:55

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Well that took a while to figure out.

# ¿ Jan 15, 2022 04:20

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

If u need 2 hard, HARD!

# ¿ Jan 29, 2022 01:43

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Keith that is a LEG

# ¿ May 6, 2022 02:41

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

The tape measurer and anime girls in the background are a nice touch.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2022 21:11

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

`Nemesis posted:

That expression looks kinda familiar...

# ¿ Jun 25, 2022 08:20

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

That toothpick makes me very uncomfortable.

# ¿ Jun 30, 2022 07:50

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

New From the Makers of the Fleshlight

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Wb4I32l.mp4

# ¿ Aug 2, 2022 07:23

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Karate Bastard posted:

It's a butt

It's a fanny(US), but it looks like a fanny(UK).

# ¿ Sep 3, 2022 02:49

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

trapped mouse posted:

I thought it only walked 4. This is very unsettling.

That fossil isn't really 600 million years old, does that help?

# ¿ Sep 22, 2022 07:10

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 10:43

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

P-zone

# ¿ Oct 5, 2022 02:17

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