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Huh, I eat meat and have sex. Granted I may not be doing it well, but am I doing it wrong?
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Isn't Townsville where the Powerpuff Girls hang out?
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Jan 2, 2019 23:31
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Luiha, I hardly know her!
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Jan 10, 2019 02:35
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That'll get it off alright.
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Jan 14, 2019 06:20
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I hate it when cats walk across keyboards.
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Jan 15, 2019 14:33
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Colder than a what now?
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Jan 30, 2019 16:46
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MrUnderbridge posted:Oh, there's a vas deferens. 
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Feb 11, 2019 18:34
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There's no tire tracks.......no, no, no. None of this is adding up at all!
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Mar 2, 2019 06:13
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Pimblor posted:laughing my orifices off? That would be LMOO. LMOA is leaving my orifices agape.
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Mar 3, 2019 19:39
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Elohssa Gib posted:It took me a sec but I see now Penis de Milo
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Mar 4, 2019 17:13
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MrUnderbridge posted:Well, the first recorded joke is kinda porny, so I'll have to agree. I guess farting on your husband is "porny" if that's the porn you're into.
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Mar 21, 2019 15:42
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Thongs
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Mar 25, 2019 04:56
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Karate Bastard posted:
Well, I always leave Chinese restaurants stuffed.
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Apr 3, 2019 14:05
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I want to open a Hooter's-esque restaurant featuring male waiters in Daisy Dukes and tool belts and call it Yardsticks. No one steal my billion dollar idea.
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Apr 3, 2019 15:12
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Dienes posted:"I don't know the difference between vulva and vagina, and I'll be damned if my daughters learn the difference!" Please use the correct medical term and call it a "pound mound."
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Apr 21, 2019 13:27
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That D would even make Mary say, "Goddamn."
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Aug 26, 2019 13:51
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RandomFerret posted:Ravioli is a dumpling, as are calzones, enchiladas and pot pies All of which are sandwiches.
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Sep 10, 2019 14:21
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What's that in metric?
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Sep 17, 2019 00:52
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RoboRodent posted:Sounds like a good way to get a yeast infection. You obviously always put a condom on any hard candy dildo before use.
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Oct 20, 2019 23:33
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Jerry Cotton posted:Dildos weren't allowed but condoms were?  The condom is made from the Jolly Rancher's wrappers. Everyone knows this stuff. Didn't you go to camp?
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Oct 21, 2019 02:07
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It really sucks when you realize some guy's calves have better abs than you.
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May 21, 2020 20:02
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Inspector 34 posted:Not sure if they're in love or not, but it does seem like she's about to shove it We have to believe in something.
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Aug 1, 2020 01:18
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Should I make a "he'll come again" joke? I feel like it's too on the nose.
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Aug 10, 2020 17:00
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Probably shouldn't post pictures of the path to your mom's house to be honest.
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Aug 22, 2020 18:09
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Footballs indeed.
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Aug 29, 2020 18:52
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Nice stems.
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Sep 18, 2020 00:31
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Abugadu posted:Would. Wüd
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Sep 20, 2020 05:43
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Wait.....is this where lightning comes from? Jesus....no wonder Zeus was always knocking everything up.
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Oct 3, 2020 00:29
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But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks?
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Oct 5, 2020 04:03
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I thought they were geoducks.
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Oct 23, 2020 00:08
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Brains, stomachs, and intestines are pretty much the only parts of an animal I don't like.
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Oct 23, 2020 00:17
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Reminds me of my wife, what a cold front!
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Oct 25, 2020 21:43
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My god......snakes are just inside out holes!!! edit: I may be too high right now
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Oct 30, 2020 02:00
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This must be what chefs felt like when they first saw a self cleaning oven.
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Nov 6, 2020 03:23
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Splicer posted:The perspective is messing with me, it looks like an even bigger water penis elemental hovering over the pool 
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Nov 21, 2020 01:21
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:What a wonderful phrase! 
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Dec 7, 2020 01:43
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Debunking the myth that there are no female ore chasms.
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Dec 31, 2020 06:06
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No, no, no. It's 2.7 miles tall. That is very tall, for a building anyways.
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Jan 24, 2021 22:50
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Never knew Florida was a grower and not a shower.
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Gonna make the bedrock all night!
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