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Cubone

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
this is a thread to use your imagination to try and think of some really messed up and freaky sh*t and post about what you imagined

(sorry if this is too dark for byob I'm just really twisted like that and I think of really messed up and crazy sh*t)

like right now, I'm imagining a corpse that gets made into a puppet by this really messed up puppeteer, but then the corpse puppet gets like a mind of its own and kills the puppeteer, but then it goes back to just being a puppet and when the police find them they don't know what happened because the corpse puppet was just a puppet again

or, for another example, imagine if there was this really evil looking demon and it opens its jacket, and on the demon's chest instead of a regular chest it's the faces of the humans whose souls the demon took, and one of the faces is someone that you know that died! (or if you don't know anyone that died, what if it's you???)

your turn. what's the most crazy, messed up thing you can think of? (don't be ashamed if youres are not as good as mine, like I said I'm pretty twisted!)

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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Putting my heart and soul into a post and not getting a emptyquote.

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

Stooge


what if like, a uh, dog, and it uh, doesn't get excited when you come home from work



Stooge


Some kind of "pocket beast" that wears the skull of its dead mother



Robot Made of Meat

Stooge posted:

what if like, a uh, dog, and it uh, doesn't get excited when you come home from work

:(


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
mondays

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Twenty Four


the SA forum coding

FutonForensic

wool sweater. velcro hammock.


Grimwit

Those eyes! That hair! You're like a movie star! I must take your picture!
My wife is divorcing me.

. . .

Too dark?

Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

Grimwit posted:

My wife is divorcing me.

. . .

Too dark?

only...

IF YOU NEVER HAD A WIFE TO BEGIN WITH :O

e: UR WIFE HAS BEEN DEAD FOR 20 YEARS :O

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kalel

Stooge posted:

Some kind of "pocket beast" that wears the skull of its dead mother

This but instead it eats the dreams of small children

kalel

Splatmaster posted:

Putting my heart and soul into a post and not getting a emptyquote.

too real...

TOOT BOOT

ghost but with a boner poking out from the sheet

Manifisto


red "delicious" apples

gently caress you, apples


ty nesamdoom!

artoke

this might be too hecked up (can i say hecked?), but what if it was too warm under your covers, but too cold without them!

City of Glompton

you see a soft kitty belly, but when you pet it, you get attacked?!


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

artoke

you just finished a massive bong rip and the cotton mouth is setting in, but when you open the fridge you see someone forgot to refill the water pitcher


AND IT WAS YOU!

Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Stooge posted:

Some kind of "pocket beast" that wears the skull of its dead mother

This is some hosed up poo poo that caused me to stop playing the game. WTF Japan?

Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Grimwit posted:

My wife is divorcing me.

. . .

Too dark?

Mine filed 6 weeks ago and I've never been happier!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


the bun car
COVERED IN MOLD


FactsAreUseless

Bacon Taco posted:

This is some hosed up poo poo that caused me to stop playing the game. WTF Japan?
Pokedex entries aren't real. They're made up by the kids that catch Pokemon. It's basically Wikipedia

Stooge


FactsAreUseless posted:

Pokedex entries aren't real. They're made up by the kids that catch Pokemon. It's basically Wikipedia

Imagine if you had wikipedia style vandalism on pokedex entries.

"Pikachu, the electric mousSTEVE HAS A BONNER FOR HIS MUM LOL"



alnilam

What if the guy who claimed to be the world's foremost expert on pocket monsters actually only knew a sentence or two about 3 of them, and sent a child on a dangerous mission to do his research for him

Twenty Four


TOOT BOOT posted:

ghost but with a boner poking out from the sheet

lol

FutonForensic

a talking pikachu that isn't voiced by danny devito werner herzog


Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
poob

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
a drawthread about pokemon with prominent posteriors

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

opioid agonist posted:

a drawthread about pokemon with prominent posteriors

lol

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
sorry op, that's as hosed up as I can get

this thread got me p riled up

Cubone

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

:o

Dungeon Ecology

Splatmaster posted:

Putting my heart and soul into a post and not getting a emptyquote.

Farecoal

There he go

MockingQuantum



imagine a world where squishbeans never existed...




that... that's it.




there's no more to this post, you can stop reading it now




seriously, I have to lock up and I can't do that until everyone leaves

A Smoke Break

*snicker*
Manual labor

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

:smug:

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

A Smoke Break posted:

Manual labor

:stare: m...mods?

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

FutonForensic posted:

wool sweater. velcro hammock.

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Someone revealing the wu tang secret.

----------------

TOOT BOOT

reverse pooping

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


drilldo squirt posted:

Someone revealing the wu tang secret.

That's too scary for BYOB and I'm gonna need you to call the heck down


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