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Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Hillary Clinton: neoliberal war criminal, friend to billionaires, and global-scale gently caress-up. You know her, you love her. For some reason instead of committing seppuku out of shame she's decided to test the waters for a 2020 PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN WOOOOOOOOOO



Longtime Clinton Adviser Guarantees Hillary Will Run in 2020

Former Clinton adviser: Hillary will run in 2020

Hillary Clinton leaves door open for 2020 run: 'I'd like to be president'

Anyway get ready for a redo of 2016 because it's coming. She probably will get eliminated in the primaries this time around but who knows, anything can happen in hellworld. Anything except Hillary Clinton being president.

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Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

hell yeah dude

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
gently caress you

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Im so excited I’m gonna poo poo my pantsuit

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy
Going to love if The Clinton's kill the Democrats by rigging the primary again.

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
imagine rigging a primary to get to the general and then not only losing the most winnable general election imaginable, but losing it so bad that your enemies take the entire government and run the country and the world into the ground

I can't think of a single human who has hosed up as bad as hillary clinton hosed up and she still thinks she should be president

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
pound my rear end

sword_man.gif
Apr 12, 2007

Fun Shoe

Tetracube posted:

I can't think of a single human who has hosed up as bad as hillary clinton hosed up and she still thinks she should be president

imagine being the kind of person who not only thinks she should be president, but comes up with insane ideas for how She Can STILL Win weeks or months after the election was over

Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot
I FEEL GREAT

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
it’s definitely Her Turn this time. Hindsight is 2020. Third times the charm. welp, I’m out of potential Hillary campaign slogans.

iSheep
Feb 5, 2006

by R. Guyovich
please no

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Mariana Horchata posted:

gently caress you

:magemage:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
hillary 2020: https://twitter.com/dril/status/841892608788041732?lang=en

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Former DILF posted:

Im so excited I’m gonna poo poo my pantsuit

funfact this joke was recommended to me by my phone, I was threadshitting and my hundred dollar capitalist alienation device came up with a better joke than me

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
"Liberal Firebrand" lol. She is at her absolute least likeable when excited. This will be great.

Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot
It's gonna rule when she campaigns in Michigan, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania this time and loses all three of those states by wider margins

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
please make more moments like

I'm Just Chilling in Cedar Rapids

and

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oydpekP3F8w

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
:ughh:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X2bDb7N2MU

Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot
Outdoor summer hoops weather now upgraded to 63 degrees Fahrenheit

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol her delivery of that line is so bad and she starts to smirk expecting laughs and its total silence

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

But it tested so well with the focus groups!

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


:abuela: LOVE ME

VileLL
Oct 3, 2015


Goon Project: Let

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

fishing with the fam posted:

But it tested so well with the cute interns I hired!

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

oh, right, this :nutshot:

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

im gonna kermit

Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

When I see your posting
College Slice
Looks like my TRUMPY TOXX was a wise move, rich in foresight and political savvy.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Mariana Horchata posted:

gently caress you

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
no one post that video

edit: or the gifs

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cARauLRYX2g

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

are y'all sure Mark Penn isn't just trolling

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

are y'all sure Mark Penn isn't just trolling

galenanorth posted:

These people live in a world where, if you lean over a desk and begin an argument with "now, look, ______ has been through a general election before and now I think she has the experience running in a general election to win in battleground states like Iowa during the next presidential election" and throw in some words like "Suburbia County, eleventy-to-one" then you've garbled out some verbiage that makes you sound like a serious person behind a serious desk so therefore you should get paid like one

I was going to say "I have this great suggestion, that we should go back in time and warn the people not about 9/11, but warn the 1970s about the dangers of pushing on the issue of impeachment instead of using that time to get a head start on the nearly fifty years of work that lies ahead" but I had to read this tweet twice and go to the link before noticing it was literally written in the 1970s and not 2007 or 2017

https://twitter.com/elongreen/status/882941925111861250

nope

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i cant handle another hellery run... please... have mercy

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
me, an idiot in 2016: "well at least this is the last we'll hear from Hillary Clinton"

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgZJ5iyJrgg&t=318s

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWa1Xi4laYo

VROOM VROOM
Jun 8, 2005
no

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Oh great

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

ahahah

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