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drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Nerses IV posted:

I'm guessing all the homeless people get killed by the extremely aggressive wildlife
Homeless meth heads would rip whatever Pokemon they come across apart while looking for stuff to steal.

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drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Kurtofan posted:

the touching story of a dad who became a pokemon trainer after his son turned into a Yamask

Those and the balloons that kidnap kids are really out of place.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
ekans is appropriated for the gadsden flag

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
The Hawaii setting has a gang of homeless youth who failed their coming of age challenges and took over an abandoned walled community full of mansions

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

drilldo squirt posted:

Homeless meth heads would rip whatever Pokemon they come across apart while looking for stuff to steal.

According to the pokedex entries any aggressive methheads would be quickly and brutally murdered. For example if they wandered upon a wild machop:

quote:

With its superhuman strength, it's able to throw a hundred people all at the same time. Its strength comes from lifting Graveler every day.

Also trainers are complete monsters:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7rHbHiHyo8&t=42s

Kung Food has issued a correction as of 16:03 on Nov 13, 2018

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
DittoFakes porn is everywhere and no one knows how to stop it.

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
90% of pokemen species would be run into extinction so fast and we'd just be left with tons of those pigeons and rats

golden bubble
Jun 3, 2011

yospos

You mean muk, Alolan muk, garbodor, and weezing.




Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

ShriekingMarxist posted:

Two Japanese cities were flattened by multi stage explosive weapons that exploited the dense energies contained within a Voltorb packed inside a gun assembly to initiate nuclear chain reactions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr-CyH_DdoA

Gone Fission
Apr 7, 2007

We're here to make coffee metal. We're here to make everything metal.

mormonpartyboat posted:

Hey, don't look at me, man. Mexicans still get poo poo for the fuckin' Alamo.

do they, though? do they really?

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Bump

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SpaceGoku posted:

pikachu is the most popular and well-known pokemon in our reality because it's the mascot of the pokemon franchise but in a world with actual real live pokemon the most popular pokes would probably be really boring but accessible species like skitty or lilipup

pikachus would probably be considered a difficult to handle exotic or perhaps even a public nuisance/pest due to its rodent nature

Pikachu owns

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

Grimey Drawer

Jim Long-un posted:

Mew is basically the stem cell pokemon, and Mewtwo is a clone that actually exhibits sapient self-awareness, so somewhere there's a blacksite that has both isolated infinitely mutable genetic material and also managed to create sentient nonhuman life. pokemon science has solved the riddle of the flesh

PIKACHUUUUUUUUUUUU

MEWTWOOOOOOOO

PIKACHUUUUUUUU

MEWTWOOOOOOOOO

*Pikachu uses Thunderbolt*

PIKACHUUUUUUUUUUU

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

Starmies are killed by poachers for their gems.
Trainers with Hypnos and Drowzees are put on a registry and have notify all their neighbors about it.

Nah. Hypnos and Drowzees would be abused like Ambien

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Lote posted:

Nah. Hypnos and Drowzees would be abused like Ambien

There was actually an anime episode where a club of rich Pokemon admirers used Drowzee and Hypno as a sleep aid and ambient psychic waves were causing a bunch of children to think they were Pokemon and giving actual Pokemon headaches or something. It's the one where Misty accidentally catches Psyduck.

Tiberius Christ
Mar 4, 2009

Lastgirl posted:

ekans is appropriated for the gadsden flag



EM NO DAERT TNOD

Eox
Jun 20, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
lot of people who don't understand how human vs pokemon would go down 9 times out of 10 itt

one pokeball works out to 4.39 american dollars assuming the ingame currency is equivalent to yen, so with a few days of dedicated scrounging and a careful throw any homeless person could have a sandcastle that eats bones

Eox
Jun 20, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

golden bubble posted:

You mean muk, Alolan muk, garbodor, and weezing.



alolan muk eats garbage and cleans up the environment, unlike regular muk who blights the land. you're in for a painful death if you touch those teeth without gloves though

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Tiberius Christ posted:

EM NO DAERT TNOD

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Eox posted:

lot of people who don't understand how human vs pokemon would go down 9 times out of 10 itt

one pokeball works out to 4.39 american dollars assuming the ingame currency is equivalent to yen, so with a few days of dedicated scrounging and a careful throw any homeless person could have a sandcastle that eats bones

P much, and ingame and the show you can basically catch a weaker Pokemon in one hit with some luck and perseverance. Hence why a lot of early on trainers are random kids with various Pokemon you can find in the immediate area. The game protagonists are kinda special and lucky bastards who get given a rare and powerful Pokemon right off the bat.

Missingnoleader
Mar 10, 2014

Pay Day also inflates the economy so hard.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Missingnoleader posted:

Pay Day also inflates the economy so hard.

Thats why domestic meowth have to be decoined

Tiberius Christ
Mar 4, 2009


Ekansellent

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Missingnoleader posted:

Pay Day also inflates the economy so hard.

Eox
Jun 20, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
nobody who owns a magnemite can keep a smartphone for more than a day

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Missingnoleader posted:

Pay Day also inflates the economy so hard.

I think they would just abolish coinage and make paper currency/grocery store coupons only valid form of tender

eat poo poo goldbugs

Eox
Jun 20, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
data centers would cost twice as much to run between all the surge protectors and bear traps you need

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
elemental poop everywhere.

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

forget using meowth's payday, just use celebi to check next week's lotto numbers :q:

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

Beheeyem staffed reeducation centers

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
the ramifications of live action Dittos and their enslavement by sex traffickers

GIRL BRAINS
Sep 5, 2011

The gods are small birds
I always wondered what a cock-fighting based economy would look like

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

Moridin920 posted:

the ramifications of live action Dittos and their enslavement by sex traffickers

an otherwise perfect copy of lucy liu: ・ ‿ ・

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

why is a poison/dark type pokemon making electric type cars








unless...............

Gareth Gobulcoque
Jan 10, 2008



GIRL BRAINS posted:

I always wondered what a cock-fighting based economy would look like

*gestures wildly at eveything*

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
wait wtf did donald trump make anime real?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Feranon posted:

an otherwise perfect copy of lucy liu: ・ ‿ ・

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

Feranon posted:

an otherwise perfect copy of lucy liu: ・ ‿ ・

Turns out the “mature” form of a Ditto is a Muk

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Jul 4, 2012

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