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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Tayter Swift posted:

Six teams, make the field a giant Chinese checkerboard

the fields are arranged in a giant hexagon and you have to circumnavigate all six to score a touchdown. six teams play at once both offense and defense and if you pass another team you collect two points and they lose two points. if a penalty takes you further back than another team then there is a slapping ritual and the weakest player is sacrificed to the gods. if you have more points than your one opposing team at the end you win

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rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
Richard Sherman, Savior of the City

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
2nd and 3 that playcall loving sucked

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug

Play posted:

the fields are arranged in a giant hexagon and you have to circumnavigate all six to score a touchdown. six teams play at once both offense and defense and if you pass another team you collect two points and they lose two points

Five footballs are in play at all times. One is colored green and worth double score.

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


Barudak posted:

Replace overtime in this match with a game of Crossfire

loser gets this after the game ends:

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

razorscooter posted:

loser gets this after the game ends:


it's been 25 years and im still not sure how this game works

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

the audience sits in a 305 yard circle with 16 football fields slightly curved ringing around it and every team plays at once

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Android Apocalypse posted:

Due to a cascading cornucopia of bullshit I'm not watching the game right now. Instead I'm trying to catch an audio stream while I grab something to eat since I don't have any food at home.


Porcetta sandwich & collard greens will have to do until I catch the game at home.

This game is worth watching, right?

worth is a strong word.

I don't hate that it's on

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

razorscooter posted:

loser gets this after the game ends:


you'll get caught up in it

what more do you need?

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
don't bail out that lovely loving throw

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

razorscooter posted:

loser gets this after the game ends:


I can still hear the song.

🎵You're caught in the🎶
🎵Cross-FIRE!!!🎶

Barudak
May 7, 2007

hifi posted:

the audience sits in a 305 yard circle with 16 football fields slightly curved ringing around it and every team plays at once

Just gotta charge up my JO Lombardis

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


gimme that big tie eli

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
where's the loving hold bitch

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
probably a touchdown if eli could, well, throw a football

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

corn on the cop posted:

it's been 25 years and im still not sure how this game works

You pick the ball bearings up and throw them at your brother

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Why throw touchdowns when you can get :flag:?

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Eli is loving cooked

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
refs trying their best to give a tie

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


Tom Sellout posted:

refs trying their best to give a tie

refs good

Bait and Swatch
Sep 5, 2012

Join me, Comrades
In the Star Citizen D&D thread
That was a BS call imo, can’t run through the DB

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
Oh my god Witherspoon you are such trash

Kiger_Soze
Feb 1, 2005
wow what a couple of poo poo calls

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i cannae believe the ref's keep takeing control of these important games at the end. they Are invalidating the rest Of the entire game.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

I think its important to contemplate that not only was crossfire boring and lovely to play, it was a wildly imbalanced game.

I have thoughts on the core mechanics of failed boardgames

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I got his suspicion that the Giants will win this.

Just to spite everybody involved.

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

Do the Giants realize, like at all, that they need to bleed out some of this clock when their DBs are giving up every loving receiver?

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


The Dave posted:

Do the Giants realize

no

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Android Apocalypse posted:

I got his suspicion that the Giants will win this.

Just to spite everybody involved.

Mostly just spitingwhoever has to draft for them next year

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
saquon is cool

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

Stay. In. loving. Bounds.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Give the Colts some draft pick so I can watch Brisset and Saquon be awesome next year.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
So much for the tie…

Unless the PAT is blocked.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

The Dave posted:

Stay. In. loving. Bounds.

they only got 1 timeout

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Too much time for Motherfucker Mullins

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
Eli, the Hero

Dom is Here
Nov 11, 2016

Lipstick Apathy
the eli redemption tour begins now

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


please stall out

e: dang it

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Cavauro posted:

i cannae believe the ref's keep takeing control of these important games at the end. they Are invalidating the rest Of the entire game.

i cannae believe you would coopt the language of my people

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Barudak
May 7, 2007

Android Apocalypse posted:

So much for the tie…

Unless the PAT is blocked.

4 point play coming up

Or a safety into a missed PAT touchdown drive

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