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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
How often to people dress up like cops for free food like that always sunny episode? Was 420 ever actually the weed number for police?

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Over There

by Azathoth

drilldo squirt posted:

How often to people dress up like cops for free food like that always sunny episode? Was 420 ever actually the weed number for police?

I dress up as a cop when I post so you'd better watch yourself around these parts

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MockingQuantum



i dress up like an old timey sheriff and call a posse comitatus, then we all get ice cream


thank you luvcow for the sig

uncle w benefits

hi, it's me, your uncle

MockingQuantum posted:

i dress up like an old timey sheriff and call a posse comitatus, then we all get ice cream

Wait till online drops for RDR 2. We'll have such a hoot.

I have a cowboy hat, boots, and spurs. My wife is mad at me because the spurs poke holes in our couch footrest, but I just can't resist when a ranch hand runs up to me and shouts "WE NEED THE LAW OVER HERE!"

I am the law.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Over There posted:

I dress up as a cop when I post so you'd better watch yourself around these parts

I'm dressed up also.

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FutonForensic

BYOB: Bear Your Officer's Badge


FactsAreUseless

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
I was trying to get gip poster here, I'm sorry.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
It's like I invited a bunch of people to a party and none of them showed up, I'm not sure how to pick up the pieces from here.

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TheShrike

You mechs may have copper wiring to re-route your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.
it would make more sense if that was from reno 911

uncle w benefits

hi, it's me, your uncle

FactsAreUseless posted:

I have many questions for the police, such as "have you ever shot anyone" and "why wasn't it you." However, this is political and therefore NOT allowed in BYOB.

It's not political, but childish.

If you want to watch police get shot you can always watch the Police Activity channel on youtube.

uncle w benefits fucked around with this message at 03:56 on Nov 16, 2018

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Viva Miriya

hi

FluffieDuckie

FactsAreUseless posted:

I have many questions for the police, such as "have you ever shot anyone" and "why wasn't it you." However, this is political and therefore NOT allowed in BYOB.

This post is not acceptable


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

FactsAreUseless

FluffieDuckie posted:

This post is not acceptable
I'm sorry. I will edit it.

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

How's it going?

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


I'm definitely NOT A COP and I'm posting in here, not coplike at all, because I never have been a cop ever.


FluffieDuckie

FactsAreUseless posted:

I'm sorry. I will edit it.

:love:


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Farecoal

There he go
Hey, not a cop here, how many of you smoke marijuana (also known as "weed"), and are "high" right now? (Not a cop!)

google THIS

Dressing up as a cop in an ill-conceived but ultimately successful attempt to stalk-slash-woo the girl of my dreams. Rolling Stone raves "Yep, it's another romcom."

uncle w benefits

hi, it's me, your uncle

Farecoal posted:

Hey, not a cop here, how many of you smoke marijuana (also known as "weed"), and are "high" right now? (Not a cop!)

The word on the streets is the cool kids call it the 'Devil's Lettuce.'

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


uncle w benefits posted:

The word on the streets is the cool kids call it the 'Devil's Lettuce.'

"La lechuga beep beep," if you know what I'm saying about those satanic jazz cigarettes


mods changed my name
the future of slaw enforcement

Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
if they are cops they have to say so

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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
drilldo, do you have any mall cop friends or just regular cop friends?

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
I don't have any, friends. :smith:

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Dear cops, welcome to byob. I hope you enjoy it, also weed is leagal now so it's cool.

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FutonForensic

why can't i be fuckin cop


FutonForensic

look. look how easy it is. officer futon, reporting for duty


Luvcow

One day nearer spring

FutonForensic posted:

look. look how easy it is. officer futon, reporting for duty


FutonForensic


welcome to the force you sick gently caress


Luvcow

One day nearer spring

FutonForensic posted:

welcome to the force you sick gently caress



:boom:

let's wreck some squad cars partner!

FluffieDuckie

shh guys lay low. there are cops in here



adorable cops :love:


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

FutonForensic

FluffieDuckie posted:

adorable cops :love:

don't move creep. we're cops. also you're cop


drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
I think I would be a really good cop.

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


drilldo squirt posted:

I think I would be a really good cop.

yeah you would be ok, you would just chill and get snacks and wear a hat and maybe think about weed


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


I am not a cop but if I were one I would not be good at it as I have no chill


Twenty Four


FutonForensic posted:

look. look how easy it is. officer futon, reporting for duty




FutonForensic posted:

welcome to the force you sick gently caress




FutonForensic posted:

don't move creep. we're cops. also you're cop


I mean dang, that's good!

Macnult

walking the beat, posting in the street

FutonForensic

drilldo squirt posted:

I think I would be a really good cop.

you'd be a great Bad Nasty Cop


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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Hurtful, but I enjoy the picture.

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