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When I became a man, I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.
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Needo the Greedo I had to admit to my husband that I was in tears laughing at a picture of a lil Greedo action figure head sticking out of a lady's butthole He just sighed
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Guy Mann posted:Nah gaming is literally a giant engine created to convert free time into a false sense of accomplishment. That's what we call "recreation". Many people partake in a variety of recreational activities.
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Jan 5, 2019 07:14
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:When I became a man, I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up. I will quote you on this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU0NLheu8mU this me though
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Picnic Princess posted:That's what we call "recreation". beep boop this does not increase the size of my stock portfolio, biceps, or overinflated sense of self-worth.  WASTE OF TIME
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Y'all falling hard for the world's most obvious troll
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Jan 5, 2019 15:24
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GelatinSkeleton posted:Y'all falling hard for the world's most obvious troll It’s just goons taking part in one of our ancient traditions, lay off
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GelatinSkeleton posted:Y'all falling hard for the world's most obvious troll I don't even own a sense of humor
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GelatinSkeleton posted:Y'all falling hard for the world's most obvious troll Its one of the ways SA has ruined us.
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Jan 5, 2019 16:47
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I will always make a 9/11 joke at the earliest opportunity because of these forums and it's definitely the worst thing about me.
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Doc Fission posted:I will always make a 9/11 joke at the earliest opportunity because of these forums and it's definitely the worst thing about me. My birthday is september 11, irl, so this but x10 I’m at least glad that my friends will get into “9/11/1992 NEVER FORGET  ” jokes
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Jan 5, 2019 17:11
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I started a new job a few months back and had to stop myself from making a 9/11 joke one day. My coworker is from nyc.
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Jan 7, 2019 08:07
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:My birthday is september 11, irl, so this but x10 Knock knock Who's there ? 911 911 who ? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!
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Garrand posted:I started a new job a few months back and had to stop myself from making a 9/11 joke one day. When I worked in NYC we’d make 9/11 jokes all the time at work. We could see where the towers were from our office.
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I've been saying "the year of our lord..." when ranting about recent events lately. Like it's the year of our lord 2019 and I'm still on these stupid loving forums. Also have to remind myself that people might not get the acronym TYOOL, or any others from the forums. Christmas music for me is that one Peezle Ward cartoon from the Flash Tub Back when I used the Trillian IM client, before everyone was on Facebook, I had downloaded the SA emoticon pack so I could shitpost over AIM Pretty much forgot how to use the rest of the internet since I always open the forums and/or Facebook as soon as I get online. On that note, gently caress other forums that don't automatically load the first unread post when you open a thread you've been reading. To make matters worse, my husband and a couple of our friends are goons so I can talk to them about forums stuff without sounding like a complete weirdo. Sometimes I have to remind myself that other people aren't as broken and strange as we are and they probably don't want to hear about that stupid thread I was reading. gently caress, half the time I don't want to hear about stupid threads other people are reading. My husband and I do occasionally send each other stupid pictures and video links from whatever dumb thread we're currently viewing, though. That's always fun because it's either "haha yeah I saw that earlier" or "holy gently caress what thread are you on??" 
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El Gallinero Gros posted:There's a user whose avatar is a developmentally disabled guy wearing a wu-tang clan shirt and the custom text says "bang that poo poo retarded" and every time I see someone wearing a wu-tang shirt I think of it and have to stifle laughter. There was a guy years ago who had a custom text avatar that just said “ EXCUSE ME WHILE I HELP DOZENS OF MEXICANS FUNNEL HOT TAR UP MY MOTHERS rear end WITH A TRAFFIC CONE” and I always think of it when I drive by people doing road side construction.
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Bees on Wheat posted:
I recently added it to my phone keyboard and now I’m sad I don’t text more. The SA smilies are so versatile.
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Your Gay Uncle posted:There was a guy years ago who had a custom text avatar that just said “ EXCUSE ME WHILE I HELP DOZENS OF MEXICANS FUNNEL HOT TAR UP MY MOTHERS rear end WITH A TRAFFIC CONE” and I always think of it when I drive by people doing road side construction. ummmmm
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Slippery posted:ummmmm
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"King Kong of Megadongs / Gobblin' them mega schlongs / Makin' sure they mega long / Stroke' 'em if they mega strong" is my preferred bit of forum-av-based obscene doggerel
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Bees on Wheat posted:I've been saying "the year of our lord..." when ranting about recent events lately. Like it's the year of our lord 2019 and I'm still on these stupid loving forums. Also have to remind myself that people might not get the acronym TYOOL, or any others from the forums. I don't even know how "TYOOL" started (halp?) but I've already had to hold myself back multiple times from using the phrase in conversations.
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Jan 10, 2019 05:58
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I have to promise my partner it's not just goatse again before they'll look at pictures I want to show them. I've burned them too many times. I see loss everywhere now. E: I also use the term chud in casual conversation. I've spread it to others.
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I miss seeing this one: pooping ain't easy like a cherry like a plum watch out watch out I'm dripping live scum
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I usually don’t realize that chud and TYOOL and poo poo like that are sa jargon until someone points it out
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DicktheCat posted:E: I also use the term chud in casual conversation. I've spread it to others. 
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- Whenever I hear "it's happening", I think of that Ron Paul GIF with the laser lights, always followed by ronpaulclownshoes.jpg, with him looking so forlorn at his own rally - I worked in fintech for a number of years and I would always mentally add ".avi" to the term 'Collateral Debt Swap'.
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call center manager posted:- Whenever I hear "it's happening", I think of that Ron Paul GIF with the laser lights, always followed by ronpaulclownshoes.jpg, with him looking so forlorn at his own rally You and me both, brother
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Also “kill your parents” Surely you mean "kill you're famil"?
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call center manager posted:- Whenever I hear "it's happening", I think of that Ron Paul GIF with the laser lights, always followed by ronpaulclownshoes.jpg, with him looking so forlorn at his own rally Using "dot tee ex tee" or "dot jay peg" in conversation if I don't stop myself 
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My boss just watched something on Facebook with Yakety Sax and all I could think about was tribute.avi.
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Thanks to those brilliant short stories in LF I constantly find myself wanting to say, "Praise be to Allah, Seenyor" whenever something vaguely positive happens. I also crack up laughing every year when getting my flu vaccine because I can't get the image of Obama menacingly telling an imprisoned patriot, "Now you are immune to Rubella."
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I might actually have developed schizophrenia
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Who Is Paul Blart posted:I might actually have developed schizophrenia Are you permabanned poster N****rstomper58?
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Beachcomber posted:Are you permabanned poster N****rstomper58? prodormal 
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Dude used Jung talking about schizophrenia,  . Leave Jung in the English department and as a weird footnote in the history of psychology where he belongs.
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Dude used Jung talking about schizophrenia, Unfortunately the history of psychology often focuses on Freud. Jung was the better one and had some good ideas coming from eastern philosophy rather than trying to diagnose everyone based on his experience with upper class middle aged neurotic women from Vienna.
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call center manager posted:- Whenever I hear "it's happening", I think of that Ron Paul GIF with the laser lights I assumed that was popular enough that it wasn't an SA-only thing.
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Tim Whatley posted:I use the phrase "just lol if" on social media and old people take it like it's a command and write lol, which loving rules Same. Also I say “lol if you don’t get Enrique to do it” when someone is describing a chore that needs doing.
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