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jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Rollersnake posted:

Years ago, there was some forum member who had the name "Nelson Mandingo," and I ended up saying that phrase in some context I forget, probably brainstorming punny names with friends. Anyway, I didn't actually know what Mandingo was (I thought it was just another '70s porn film, like Deep Throat), a black person was present, and that was pretty awkward.

Edit: At least once I've had to clarify to my wife that I didn't crack up at something she said, but that I just happened to think of Hulk Hogan meat shoes.

:j: So I think I have breast cancer
:razzy: :roflolmao:
:j: :stonk:
:razzy: Honey, I was thinking about Hulk Hogan Meat Shoes

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jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

syscall girl posted:

I just want to thank Tina Fey for 30 Rock

her and her cowriters brought the lemon party term mainstream so I don't feel like a weird jerk

You can't have a lemon party without old dick.

:69snypa:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Gargamel Gibson posted:

wom




Btw what's cockteeth?

This is cockteeth. Probably :nws:

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Hopefully this made all your wildest dreams come true.

twistedmentat posted:

Everytime someone says "i found the weirdest porn", i respond with that.

What they found isn't ever worse than that.

Don't play shock chicken with a gune.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Put me down as another “SA is the Internet” goon. Ever since I started lurking in late 07 or early 08 it’s been most of my dicking around time. And with the advent of mobile internet, I’ve spent so much time at work on here. I paid ten bucks for an account but must have gotten paid at least 10 grand for time I’ve really just spent on the forums. Not a bad ratio. Hell, posting from work right now!

I can’t tell if it made my sense of humor so hosed up or having such a hosed up sense of humor is why I’m here.

Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That's why I touch poop
On company time

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Eat This Glob posted:

holy poo poo. pisssssssssssssss

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
A picture of the WTC as a flaming wreckage came up today and the first thing I thought was "It's missing Hulk Hogan"

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

And drinking in public like it's somehow better than drinking at your house.

Solve that problem by being homeless. The public is your house. rollsafe.jpg

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jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Ok so why does no one who isn’t here know what I mean when I say chud though?

Because it's still a term primarily used by the terminally online.

There is also the author Peter Chudd who is a right wing moron as played by great comedy writer James Colley.

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