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Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy


It's (past) that time again!


Older threads:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3838413
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3795578
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3749820
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3671147

:siren: Rules :siren:

Shamelessly copied from previous years:

No lurkers please

Minimum of $20 (shipping not included). Handmade gifts are totally encouraged and appreciated, so long as there was obvious thought put into it.

You must post in this thread- both the required registration post and subsequent update posts, including unboxing pics.

Register by end of SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 25TH pacific. I'll send out assignments 24 hours or so after that.

I might do a pity cycle after that but probably not and no promises. This is less time than usual but I want to squeeze out another week of gift gathering.

Proof of shipment. This can be PM'd or emailed to thaloun+yosmas@gmail.com. If you're doing multiple shipments , please let me know. If proof of shipment has not been received by Dec. 31st,

you will be considered a flake and banned.


:siren: Instructions :siren:

1) Fill out the form here: https://goo.gl/forms/VtwYGtF4kVrIYpna2

2) Post an introduction in the thread. Be interesting if you want cool or thoughtful stuff.

3) Don't Flake!



Mods sticky plz also I'm sure I could use a helper elf eventually.

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obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
im in!,, gonna recieve such good presents this year awww yeeaahh

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


sup


im in


i like mediocre fps games and 90s fmv adventure games. i also like photography and obsolete video formats (i have camcorders for the following formats: vhs-c, minidv, video8, hi-8, digital 8 (thats 3 different camcorders)) and vhs and laserdisc for obsolete home video formats (and video8 i guess, but i only have 1 movie on video8).

i like old digital cameras too and take pictures of my dog with 1 megapixel cameras from 1998. i like old video james and im a sega fan

thats it i guess idk

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


the santas aint gonna be that secret if its just me and obstipator

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
wow no lurkers? since when is that a thing?

i guess i'm in as well then :twisted:

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

whats up uhh i like compujter, especially mac compuoter, classic film, running, photography (camera compyuter), weed (comptuer), islay scotch, electronic music, nonfiction/political science, a bideo jame here and there

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
also i have a few things to give out if someone gets nothing but mealworms or w/e

sb hermit
Dec 13, 2016





Send me your old computer books or computer-adjacent math books (like number theory) that you find interesting.

Alternatively, books about cooking or photography are fine. It doesn’t have to be books... music is also fine, especially electronic music. But please don’t send “quirky” or “clever” computer shirts. “home is where I get sudo access” is pretty cringy.

I like old video games and I want to be a mac plus when I grow up.

No weed please, feel free to keep it and smoke it or eat it or cook with it and send me those good vibes with your weed mind powers. Also no tobacco (I don’t smoke).

sb hermit fucked around with this message at 08:39 on Nov 19, 2018

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
funny omputer

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

ya i like weed but please dont send weed in united states mail lol tia

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I may or may not join this year as I have entered an alternate gift exchange

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


yes also plz dont send me alcohol or weed





Silver Alicorn posted:

I may or may not join this year as I have entered an alternate gift exchange


but does the alternate gift exchange have a possibility of receiving mealworms or other grub inside of an old console or device

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
yeah it does

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
im in

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008



oh well ok then.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

fart

yosmas mealworm ornament in the tree again this year, not sure if i'm feeling the :effort: but if more people join maybe more people will join

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

even loafwife thinks christmas mealworm is cute :3:

sb hermit
Dec 13, 2016





KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

ya i like weed but please dont send weed in united states mail lol tia

I was thinking like someone would use a local delivery service... dunno how legal that stuff is but at least it doesn’t go through us mail where it would definitely be a bad idea.

EDIT: Los Angeles has a few weed delivery services so I guess they have a way to keep it legal somehow

sb hermit fucked around with this message at 18:37 on Nov 20, 2018

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

np if you and your santee are in Canada

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka
I'm in

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka
please send me booze, drugs, or new apple products tia

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



with Canada Post on strike im not sure anything can even be sent out unless we use like, dhl, fed ex or ups :/

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Vintersorg posted:

with Canada Post on strike im not sure anything can even be sent out unless we use like, dhl, fed ex or ups :/

allegedly a three-week eta on things sent now

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
don’t be a scab. send digital gifts

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮


ok I’m officially in. I’m a two time yosmas host so it’s nice to just participate for a change.

I already have all the panda paraphernalia I can stand. maybe a calendar would be nice, or if you can get something from your local zoo that wouldn’t be available to me here.

I have a full electronics rework setup, so maybe a cool solder-it-yourself project would be cool? I also have some old computers (mac se30, win2k box) and might be able to appreciate some weird old computer swag. game boy/color or PlayStation portable stuff would also be welcome, I’m sort of passively collecting it.

I don’t really wear t-shirts and I’m hard to find clothes for anyway. I don’t drink and I have all the weed I need so please don’t get me in trouble with the mail police

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
no booze for me, divorced man mid life crisis (late 30s) joke gifts are A+ ok.

retro computing

2 cats that will probably get catnip and stuff if you send it to me

generic computer and nerd stuff is good!

i play guitar sometimes

t shirt size L in most cases M if they are big shirts

EIDE Van Hagar fucked around with this message at 23:46 on Nov 23, 2018

CrazyLittle
Sep 11, 2001





Clapping Larry
I’m in. mid life network janitor.

no drugs/porn please. no more old computer since wife will likely throw it out

booze=okay. i tend to drink wine/beer, learning to like good bourbon and lots of coffee. (i use a grinder and aeropress)
local food and candy, games, cool networking poo poo, computer poo poo, cisco crap etc. thinkgeek nerd toys, iphone7 toys. rc aircraft stuff.
also getting into irl shootman games lately
have a 2-yr old so age appropriate tech toys welcome.

any pets you have (pics are a must)
i have a pretty nice koi pond and a gopro, but that's it.

shirt size: xl. yospos apple shirt is best yosshirt

steam name, link to amazon wishlist, etc if you have them
https://steamcommunity.com/id/crazylittle/wishlist
http://a.co/41UN4Hl

My previous yosSASS unboxing
2017 part 1, part 2,
2016,
2015,
2014 part 1, part 2, part 3,
2013,
2011.

CrazyLittle fucked around with this message at 22:11 on Nov 30, 2018

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


im the guy who always asks my santee what data formats they are capable of reading, in hopes i can send some data on a weird storage format


im not going to send any weird storage formats this time.










in completely and utterly unrelated news, mac os 10.14 still supports magneto-optical disks

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

CrazyLittle posted:

I’m in. mid life network janitor. please no more old computer. don’t have the room for it any more and the wife will probably throw it out.
is this what happened to the classic II i got u :(

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe
I will participate 😵

I use Macintosh computers and iPhone. I can read and think books are cool and good. I also enjoy taking pictures of things. Back when I had a TV I watched a lot of movies. Was a Sega kid. One of five people in the world with an Atari Jaguar. Can program computers, badly. Will be appreciate and be happy with pretty much anything, really.

edit: booze is great, but no :catdrugs: plz thx

Doc Block fucked around with this message at 01:33 on Dec 2, 2018

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



I’m in. this is my post from last year, slightly edited, because it worked out very well for me:

Hooray for yosmas! I'll pretty much be happy with whatever, if you have a better idea than the stuff I have listed go for it and follow your heart. It is my first second yosmas and I am excited

I like:
* hacker stuff, especially if it's old
* the whole vaporwave aesthetic thing
* dad-ing
* dogs
* beer, wine, bourbon, etc
* spicy food
* the whole 80s d&d aesthetic
* left-wing politicse

No thanks on:
* drugs (that aren't alcohol)
* porn-ish stuff

I have:
* a toddler, he is perfect in every way
* a smelly 70lb poodle mutt who is a very good boy (he doesn't need gifts or anything, but he is a good boy)
* a Switch and a Vita. I have a PS4, too, but hardly play it because #dadlfye

I wear an XL

ps this is my dog laying on my son’s bed, I like him lots

CrazyLittle
Sep 11, 2001





Clapping Larry

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

is this what happened to the classic II i got u :(

I still have it :)

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
just a little suggestion

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

CrazyLittle posted:

I still have it :)
:justpost:

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
hi yospos it's Farmer Crack-rear end again

some hints for what to get your 'possy pal who's fun to post with:

- i am a huge space nut, spacemans books and memorabilia is always a hit with me

- i love to get tasty treats and other locally-made items from where you live (and i will almost certainly be sending treats to my santee!)
-- that said i am a terrible goonlord who does not enjoy beer or coffee.

- i have two cats, they are extremely adorable. cat treats and toys are very welcome

- old nerd stuff from before the 90s


if i think of other stuff i'll post

here's my cats

sb hermit
Dec 13, 2016





Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

hi yospos it's Farmer Crack-rear end again

some hints for what to get your 'possy pal who's fun to post with:

- i am a huge space nut, spacemans books and memorabilia is always a hit with me

- i love to get tasty treats and other locally-made items from where you live (and i will almost certainly be sending treats to my santee!)
-- that said i am a terrible goonlord who does not enjoy beer or coffee.

- i have two cats, they are extremely adorable. cat treats and toys are very welcome

- old nerd stuff from before the 90s


if i think of other stuff i'll post

here's my cats



hi cats

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


hello farmer crack rear end

you were my santee last year

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

hello farmer crack rear end

you were my santee last year

and you were an excellent Santa :yayclod:

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

I'm in :)

I'm in my early (ugh... mid?) 30s, have been developing software for about 10 years, mostly GIS and big data stuff. I live in Seattle with my wife and (good) dog. I like:

* funy computer
* old computer
* old/cool maps and stuff, can be of any subject but I'm from southern louisiana so that region is especially cool
* funy computer clothing, or weird clothing in general (I'm a size large)
* Motorcycles/Fixing motorcycles
* Shotgun sports (trap/skeet/sporting clays)
* Football (especially LSU and Saints football)

Drugs and porn are great but please none of that in the mail

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Tankakern
Jul 25, 2007

i hope i'm not considered too much of a lurker even if i tend to post mostly in the linux threads :p
  • also likes funy computer
  • and old computer, i have a working 486 with dos and linux in one of the kids' room
  • and weird computer, have a lemote mips and some random sbc's lying around
  • and linux (gentoo with systemd is the best linux!!!)
  • 3 kids and wife
  • 1 fat cat
  • please no drugs, booze is ok.
  • uuuhm what else...
  • tennis/squash and snooker is my game outside of computers
  • and, oh yeah, my nick is an autechre tune, so i guess that'll say what kind of music i like
  • most often XL, but if it's a shirt and it's from the us then it tends to be like L

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