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Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

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Toilet Rascal
I would have thought AAA / roadside assistance would have been a more sheep answer! I considered 10mm but figured that wasn't quite broad enough.

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slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

Santa Alpha, Fox One... Gifts Incoming ~~~>===|>

Soiled Meat
drat I thought about that Porsche design stuff but figured it was overpriced garbage!! Who doesn’t love a quality pepper mill? Goons, that’s who!

Turbo Fondant
Oct 25, 2010

The Currywurst is the only good product VW's even made in like 25 years.

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





A phone can double as a flashlight / access to all manner of roadside assistance. :smuggo:

I'm slightly surprised cash was a wolf answer there.

Somewhat Heroic
Oct 11, 2007

(Insert Mad Max related text)



I am crawling to the top :bisonyes: As someone that is trying to put blipshift kids through college I’m surprised that didn’t cross my mind. I was ultimately thinking of OEM car branded gear and Porsche design stuff is kind of neat.

I had to look up the Ferrari fountain pen and can confirm it is neat looking. I’m curious how well it writes.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

slothrop posted:

drat I thought about that Porsche design stuff but figured it was overpriced garbage!! Who doesn’t love a quality pepper mill? Goons, that’s who!

I always think of the Peugeot pepper mills as being bicycle-branded.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
It's interesting that people referencing specific car clothing get their own separate entry.

Not complaining, though. Most automotive branded clothing is like football shirts and similar - someone wearing it as everyday clothing is someone best avoided.

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

What have you assholes done now?

Somewhat Heroic posted:

I am crawling to the top :bisonyes: As someone that is trying to put blipshift kids through college I’m surprised that didn’t cross my mind. I was ultimately thinking of OEM car branded gear and Porsche design stuff is kind of neat.

I had to look up the Ferrari fountain pen and can confirm it is neat looking. I’m curious how well it writes.

I'm pretty sure that's what I thought as well, because when I read it this time I immediately thought Blipshift.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

I LOL'd for real at the trick question it's all garbage answer

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
My answer was similar to the Tesla fire extinguisher and the Bugatti butt plug and VAG dildo.

"They're all garbage" is clearly the proper answer.

heffray
Sep 18, 2010

Standing by my ace answer that the review system that defines fancy dining in most major cities, published by a tire company, is the best automotive-adjacent product.

Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.



:aaa:

I've heard of Michelin star's for restaurants but never thought it was actually something lead by the tire company, thought it was just some coincidence of names. Looked it up and no way...

How did a tire company end up becoming such an icon in the restaurant industry?
:psyduck:

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Bajaha posted:

How did a tire company end up becoming such an icon in the restaurant industry?
:psyduck:
You want somewhere with a decent wine list, a Frenchman literally called Bibendum is probably worth listening to.

Jack B Nimble
Dec 25, 2007


Soiled Meat

IOwnCalculus posted:

A phone can double as a flashlight / access to all manner of roadside assistance. :smuggo:

I'm slightly surprised cash was a wolf answer there.

You probably dont keep a cell phone in your tool kit; I was defeated by my own overly careful reading.:eng99:

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


Elmnt80 - 69

Nice

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

God dammit I even thought "there's no good merch and no one thinks so!" and yet I ignored that instinct in favor of my joke answer.

Ah well I'm still tied for the lead atm!

sharkytm
Oct 9, 2003

Ba

By

Sharkytm doot doo do doot do doo


Fallen Rib

slothrop posted:

drat I thought about that Porsche design stuff but figured it was overpriced garbage!! Who doesn’t love a quality pepper mill? Goons, that’s who!

Not Meeeeeee! Although, I'm using kuhn-rikon grinders now, they're really nice and the ceramic burrs don't wear out. I still have two Peugeots though. One with white pepper for soup, and one with pink for garnishes.

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy
Ah, I see the error. "Auto" questions, not "Audio" questions. My mistake.


This is gonna get awkward.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 11: This brand has the best-looking cars on sale today, bar none.









Question 12: Everyone seems to hate <insert brand>’s cars for the way they look, but I really like them!







Answers soon...

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 11: This brand has the best-looking cars on sale today, bar none.

Mazda - 13
Liquid Communism
Bajaha
NumbersMatching320
SharkyTM
McTinkerson
freelop
Fender Anarchist
Terrible Robot
Previa_fun
obscure_reference
pr0craztinazn
Mr Fish
Bentai

Alfa Romeo - 7
echotic
Seat Safety Switch
Modus Man
Slung Blade
nadmonk
keykey
SFH1989

Porsche - 5
toplitzin
sirr0bin
IOwnCalculus
Maksimus54
meatpimp

Ferrari - 4
Adiabatic
Bolind
Deeters
Grakkus

Volvo - 3
Wrar
KozmoNaut
Nystral

McLaren - 2
slothrop
heffray

Aston Martin - 2
Dadliest Worrier
slidebite

Maserati - 2
Kazinsal
some_admin

They all look the same nowadays - 2
Chillbro Baggins
cursedshitbox

ACES:

Genesis - Elmnt80
Volkswagen - LloydDobler
TVR - ephphatha
audi - Fo3
Pagani - Somewhat Heroic
Forgive me AI, but I think the current gen Type-R, in black, is the prettiest car. :swoon: Don't tell my Toyotas. - Fermented_Tinal
Jaguar - Alarbus
Alpine - InitialDave
Dacia - CAT INTERCEPTOR
Mercedes Benz - Eaten By A Grue
Oldsmobile - Naked Bear
Lotus - JackBNimble
Dodge - CornHolio
BMW - Arishtat
Caterham - NitroSpazzz
Beyerdynamic. - Queen Combat
Daihatsu - spog
Ford - SlimManFat
Kia - Charles
Toyota - CannonFodder






Question 12: Everyone seems to hate <insert brand>’s cars for the way they look, but I really like them!

Honda - 8
Seat Safety Switch
LloydDobler
echotic
some_admin
Previa_fun
Deeters
Grakkus
Charles

Toyota - 5
Wrar
Elmnt80
Bajaha
Terrible Robot
SlimManFat

Ford - 4
Liquid Communism
slothrop
ephphatha
SharkyTM

Lexus - 3
Adiabatic
Modus Man
Maksimus54

Mazda - 3
Fo3
nadmonk
Mr Fish

BMW - 3
Somewhat Heroic
Alarbus
CornHolio

Hyundai - 3
Slung Blade
NitroSpazzz
Bentai

Subaru - 3
meatpimp
slidebite
SFH1989

Dacia - 2
Bolind
CAT INTERCEPTOR

Chevrolet - 2
CannonFodder
Fermented_Tinal

ACES:

Acura - toplitzin
Alfa Romeo - sirr0bin
Dodge - IOwnCalculus
Chrysler - Dadliest Worrier
Infiniti - Kazinsal
80s angular shitboxes - cursedshitbox
They all look the same nowadays - Chillbro Baggins
Jaguar - NumbersMatching320
McLaren, they're just so generic. - KozmoNaut
Kia - McTinkerson
TVR - freelop
I don't think I have an answer for this one - InitialDave
Lincoln - Fender Anarchist
VW - Eaten By A Grue
Oldsmobile - Naked Bear
Jeep - JackBNimble
Pontiac - Arishtat
Ferrari - Nystral
Koss (specifically the porta-pro and Pro/4AA) - Queen Combat
MAN - spog
Saab - keykey
American Motors - obscure_reference
Audi - heffray
SsangYong - pr0craztinazn

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Scores after question 12:

Fender Anarchist - 146
Adiabatic - 139
slothrop - 138
Bajaha - 129
SlimManFat - 128
sirr0bin - 127
Deeters - 125
Dadliest Worrier - 123
Terrible Robot - 120
Somewhat Heroic - 118
SharkyTM - 113
Eaten By A Grue - 113
NitroSpazzz - 108
slidebite - 108
meatpimp - 106
Liquid Communism - 104
echotic - 104
Mr Fish - 104
heffray - 102
Grakkus - 96
IOwnCalculus - 95
Fermented_Tinal - 95
Maksimus54 - 93
Kazinsal - 91
Chillbro Baggins - 89
Alarbus - 88
CornHolio - 87
SFH1989 - 86
Previa_fun - 85
Bolind - 84
Charles - 81
keykey - 80
CannonFodder - 76
Elmnt80 - 75
NumbersMatching320 - 75
McTinkerson - 74
LloydDobler - 73
Wrar - 67
Modus Man - 63
some_admin - 62
Arishtat - 61
nadmonk - 60
Bentai - 57
cursedshitbox - 56
obscure_reference - 56
InitialDave - 55
Slung Blade - 55
pr0craztinazn - 54
Fo3 - 52
toplitzin - 51
freelop - 51
Seat Safety Switch - 44
Nystral - 34
ephphatha - 31
KozmoNaut - 24
JackBNimble - 23
spog - 21
CAT INTERCEPTOR - 20
Naked Bear - 15
Queen Combat - 12

Join us tomorrow for the reveal of Questions 13 and 14!

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

back on top where i belong

kneel before me

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

Well that round shook some foundations.

:rip: everyone except Fender Anarchist.

Steely Dad
Jul 29, 2006



meatpimp posted:

Well that round shook some foundations.

:rip: everyone except Fender Anarchist.

Back to lurking...

Modus Man
Jun 8, 2004



Soiled Meat
The LC500 in Structural Blue is art drivable art

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





Modus Man posted:

The LC500 in Structural Blue is art drivable art

No poo poo, I wish I could even dream of affording that paint.

Somewhat Heroic
Oct 11, 2007

(Insert Mad Max related text)



Pagani was the right answer you monsters

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


I can't believe I sheeped on #13. And I love the new mazdas.

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

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Toilet Rascal
I thought more people would be on the Kia hype-train. I'm surprised I'm the only one who picked it, especially since they got that designer from Audi. I like a lot of their smaller vehicles. Obviously I love Mazda (see my avatar and answering everything else Mazda) but I wanted to share the love a bit.

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica
That would've been my answer but I was trying to sheep it and figured I'd be the only person to vote Kia.

Turns out if I had voted Kia I would've sheeped just as much as I did with my answer.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 13: Having said that, this brand has the worst-looking cars on sale today, without any doubt.







Question 14: This is the ugliest colour I’ve ever seen a car company willingly paint one of their cars in. (be specific!)







Answers soon...

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

Monkey poo poo brown has to win 14.

I'm gonna be mad if 13 includes trucks.

That is all.

Wrar
Sep 9, 2002


Soiled Meat
Phoenix yellow is often the same color as baby poop.

nadmonk
Nov 26, 2017

The spice must flow in and through me.
The fire will cleanse me body and soul.


Wrar posted:

Phoenix yellow is often the same color as baby poop.

I've always (and always will) refer to it as "baby poop yellow".

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 13: Having said that, this brand has the worst-looking cars on sale today, without any doubt.

Lexus - 12
toplitzin
Elmnt80
Liquid Communism
Dadliest Worrier
NumbersMatching320
Alarbus
freelop
Modus Man
InitialDave
Fender Anarchist
NitroSpazzz
obscure_reference

Toyota - 8
Adiabatic
slothrop
Somewhat Heroic
cursedshitbox
echotic
Nystral
Deeters
heffray

Nissan - 6
Wrar
Fermented_Tinal
KozmoNaut
Maksimus54
Slung Blade
CannonFodder

Mitsubishi - 6
Bajaha
Terrible Robot
SlimManFat
Grakkus
SFH1989
pr0craztinazn

Chevrolet - 3
sirr0bin
some_admin
CornHolio

Ford - 3
ephphatha
Eaten By A Grue
Mr Fish

Fiat - 3
SharkyTM
Arishtat
keykey

Chrysler - 3
nadmonk
JackBNimble
slidebite

Honda - 2
LloydDobler
Bentai

RAM - 2
Previa_fun
Charles

ACES:

Audi - Seat Safety Switch
Acura - IOwnCalculus
ssangyong - Fo3
Jeep - Bolind
Bugatti - Kazinsal
They all look the same nowadays - Chillbro Baggins
GM - McTinkerson
Dacia - CAT INTERCEPTOR
Oldsmobile - Naked Bear
Subaru - meatpimp
Sennheiser - Queen Combat
(blank) - spog







Question 14: This is the ugliest colour I’ve ever seen a car company willingly paint one of their cars in. (be specific!)

Toyota Champagne - 7
cursedshitbox
Elmnt80
Adiabatic
IOwnCalculus
Modus Man
Maksimus54
meatpimp

BMW Phoenix Yellow Metallic - 7
nadmonk
Wrar
toplitzin
Bajaha
Somewhat Heroic
McTinkerson
SharkyTM

Cadillac Mary Kay pink - 4
SFH1989
CornHolio
pr0craztinazn
CannonFodder

Toyota Quicksand - 3
LloydDobler
keykey
NitroSpazzz

Audi Nardo Grey - 2
slothrop
NumbersMatching320

Ford Outrageous Green - 2
Chillbro Baggins
Naked Bear

BMW Sparkling Brown Metallic - 2
Alarbus
some_admin

Datsun poop brown - 2
Arishtat
Fo3

Baby Turd Brown - 2
spog
freelop

ACES:

BMW Galvanic Gold Metallic (X2) - Seat Safety Switch
GM Antelope Firemist - Liquid Communism
Kia brown - sirr0bin
Opaque Couché - ephphatha
Silver - Dadliest Worrier
1997 Ford Taurus Purple - Bolind
Late 80s Camaro yellow. God drat V8 banana - Kazinsal
90s Chryco Hunter Green - Fermented_Tinal
2003-2012 Fiat Panda pale yellow. - KozmoNaut
Millennium Jade - echotic
BL/Austin/Rover Russet Brown - InitialDave
"patina" from the factory (LOL Lancia) - CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nissan's Radiant Silver Metallic. - Terrible Robot
that nasty rear end purple on pt cruisers - Eaten By A Grue
Nissan "Nitro Lime Metallic" - Slung Blade
Dodge Statutory Grape - Nystral
That weird green/teal that domestic automakers loved in the 90s - Previa_fun
You know that shiny tinted polycarbonate that was popular from the late 80's onward? That stuff. - Queen Combat
That gold color on 2000s Chevy Impalas. - obscure_reference
Ford's Amber Gold Metallic - SlimManFat
Austin Yellow Metallic - Deeters
vw harlequin - slidebite
Daewoo Orange Copper Metallic - Grakkus
Subaru WRX "Sonic" yellow - heffray
Ford Grabber Blue - Charles
Ford Kona Blue - Mr Fish
Brown. Any shade. Doesn’t matter. - Bentai
That weird mustard yellow on the Austin Princess - Fender Anarchist
Subaru pre-faded yellow - JackBNimble

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Scores after question 14:

Fender Anarchist - 159
Adiabatic - 154
slothrop - 148
Bajaha - 142
Dadliest Worrier - 136
SlimManFat - 135
Deeters - 134
Somewhat Heroic - 133
sirr0bin - 131
Terrible Robot - 127
SharkyTM - 123
NitroSpazzz - 123
Liquid Communism - 117
Eaten By A Grue - 117
meatpimp - 114
echotic - 113
slidebite - 112
heffray - 111
Mr Fish - 108
Maksimus54 - 106
IOwnCalculus - 103
Grakkus - 103
Fermented_Tinal - 102
Alarbus - 102
SFH1989 - 96
Elmnt80 - 94
CornHolio - 94
Kazinsal - 93
Chillbro Baggins - 92
NumbersMatching320 - 89
Previa_fun - 88
Bolind - 86
keykey - 86
CannonFodder - 86
Charles - 84
McTinkerson - 82
Modus Man - 82
Wrar - 80
LloydDobler - 78
cursedshitbox - 71
toplitzin - 70
nadmonk - 70
obscure_reference - 69
InitialDave - 68
some_admin - 67
Arishtat - 66
freelop - 65
pr0craztinazn - 64
Slung Blade - 62
Bentai - 60
Fo3 - 55
Seat Safety Switch - 46
Nystral - 43
ephphatha - 35
KozmoNaut - 31
JackBNimble - 27
spog - 24
CAT INTERCEPTOR - 22
Naked Bear - 18
Queen Combat - 14

Join us tomorrow for the reveal of Questions 15 and 16!

Deeters
Aug 21, 2007


I honestly can't tell a difference between Phoenix Yellow and Austin Yellow (though Toyota beige is the correct answer).

Modus Man
Jun 8, 2004



Soiled Meat
Austin on the M4, Phoenix on the M3. Barely a difference even side by side, but probably much more of a difference in the sun.

keykey
Mar 28, 2003

     
LloydDobler and NitroSpazzz, you guys know what's up. It took me forever to find the actual color name because I just refer to it as baby poo poo brown. Even worse is a friend of mine tried to spec out a Toyota truck last year with the technology package and he could only get the tech package if he chose baby poo poo brown. :(

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

MrChips posted:

Subaru WRX "Sonic" yellow - heffray
YOU TAKE THAT BACK :colbert:

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