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Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
1. Uncle Phil
2. Punxautawny Phil
3. Phil Hartman
4. Phil Jackson
5. Phil Rivers
6. Phil Collins
7. Phillip Seymour Hoffman
8. Phil K. Dick
9. Wilson Phillips
10. Phil Dawson

Top 10 Phils

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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
The list was actually going in order of quantity of progeny

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
Phil dis Dick lmao

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

weird Asian candy posted:

Phil dis Dick lmao

I wonder if he says that to Mrs. Rivers

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

a neat cape posted:

I wonder if he says that to Mrs. Rivers
If he said that to Mrs. Rivers they wouldn't have one child, let alone 9.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Fenrir posted:

If he said that to Mrs. Rivers they wouldn't have one child, let alone 9.

She might find his dad humor sexy :colbert:

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

weird Asian candy posted:

Metapod has awful opinions on many things.

Also no love for Phil Collins?!

i hope you mean the trailer park boys one

Iodised QQ
Jul 23, 2004

https://twitter.com/BaldyNFL/status/1069404925204021248


saquon barkley owns and i'm glad he's on my team to give me brief moments of excitement during this season

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Fenrir posted:

If he said that to Mrs. Rivers they wouldn't have one child, let alone 9.

They've been together since they were like 12, she doesn't know any different

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Who is the number 1 defense in the NFL? The Rams?

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Gatts posted:

Who is the number 1 defense in the NFL? The Rams?

lol no.

Baltimore, Dallas, Chicago I believe are the best with Baltimore allowing the fewest ypg

e:

Chicago has the best defense DVOA

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Gatts posted:

Who is the number 1 defense in the NFL? The Rams?

My birds.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

weird Asian candy posted:

lol no.

Baltimore, Dallas, Chicago I believe are the best with Baltimore allowing the fewest ypg

e:

Chicago has the best defense DVOA

Baltimore. 17.8 points per game.

Chicago, Dallas, Tennessee, Jacksonville, and San Diego are all close

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

a neat cape posted:

Baltimore. 17.8 points per game.

Chicago, Dallas, Tennessee, Jacksonville, and San Diego are all close

Yeah, I meant ppg not ypg...blegh...

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

a neat cape posted:

Baltimore. 17.8 points per game.

Chicago, Dallas, Tennessee, Jacksonville, and San Diego are all close

did yesterday do a lot to buoy Jacksonville's stats? cause they haven't looked particularly good this year, or at least not consistent

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

indigi posted:

did yesterday do a lot to buoy Jacksonville's stats? cause they haven't looked particularly good this year, or at least not consistent

Definitely helped. They aren't consistent at all, which is why a few games of holding teams to like 12, 6, and 0 bring their ppg way down

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

indigi posted:

did yesterday do a lot to buoy Jacksonville's stats? cause they haven't looked particularly good this year, or at least not consistent

5th in the league at 20.2 ppg and 7th in DDVOA in between MIN and CLE.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

They've allowed 40, 31, 31, 30, and the rest below 30. They also had this shutout, a 9, 15, and two 20s.

Durandal1707
Oct 11, 2013
the Chargers sure as poo poo got away with one but I can't really complain a huge amount.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Durandal1707 posted:

the Chargers sure as poo poo got away with one but I can't really complain a huge amount.

We played flawlessly in the 2nd half. Lynn and co. Are really good at halftime adjustments and it showed. They kept getting Allen matched up on a linebacker and he kept burning them over and over and over.

The OL also changed its blocking schemes and started opening holes for Justin Jackson. It was great.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
All rules should be allowed to be broken constantly if it's against the Steelers. Penalize teams that do not cheat to beat the Steelers.

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




contract the steelers

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

ketchup vs catsup posted:

contract the steelers

contract syphilis and quit posting

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Go to the doctor regularly and do not allow tertiary syphilis to Happen upon you. you could die or have extremely bad permanent problems that destroy your life. your mind can Become wweird from it

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

where's the draft thread I want to talk about the (remote) possibility that the Iowa Hawkeyes will have two Tight Ends drafted in the first round because there are no other good skill players this year

(the Athletic released a mock draft, it also has Drew Lock as a first round pick which yikes)

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Ches Neckbeard posted:

I mean for sake of that argument do we have a rate of kicks blocked from behind that long snapper?

Either everyone gets to twitch the ball or no one. Dude shouldn't be a special case just because he's always done it. NFL officials are trash enough without handing them more excuses.
Reminds me of the time I played basketball and we played a team where they were allowed to travel because they all did it and the refs didn't want to call it all the time

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

DC Murderverse posted:

(the Athletic released a mock draft, it also has Drew Lock as a first round pick which yikes)

I mean, he probably will be. I don't think it'll work out but...dude can throw the ball really hard and he isn't short so :shrug:

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

DC Murderverse posted:

where's the draft thread I want to talk about the (remote) possibility that the Iowa Hawkeyes will have two Tight Ends drafted in the first round because there are no other good skill players this year

(the Athletic released a mock draft, it also has Drew Lock as a first round pick which yikes)

using my reading skills i have determined that there is no draft thread

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Can I start a draft thread?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Gatts posted:

Can I start a draft thread?

Well I need somewhere to post.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Gatts posted:

Can I start a draft thread?

Please do.

Nobody needs permission to start threads

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

CyberPingu posted:

I think you'll find he's about 6 feet above Uncle Phil

This is how I find out Uncle Phil has been dead for 5 years.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg posted:

This is how I find out Uncle Phil has been dead for 5 years.

gently caress, me too. Hurts even more because I just became an Uncle Phil.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Athanatos posted:

Please do.

Nobody needs permission to start threads

Thank you. Posted.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
https://twitter.com/ProFootballDoc/status/1069771763708452864?s=19

This guy is always wrong and should stop doing this.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

One underrated Phil is named Phil Lamarr. he does pretty decently at voice acting and has had some memorable small roles in other entertainment. I thought about this in the aftermath of tonight's game between the Eagles and Washingtons.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
That’s a good Phil

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Gatts posted:

1. Uncle Phil
2. Punxautawny Phil
3. Phil Hartman
4. Phil Jackson
5. Phil Rivers
6. Phil Collins
7. Phillip Seymour Hoffman
8. Phil K. Dick
9. Wilson Phillips
10. Phil Dawson

Top 10 Phils

Where's Joe Philbin

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


phil?

phil connors????

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

another one of Phil that is pretty good, but probably not top 10 though, is called Phil Margera. he always seemed like a nice guy who was too much of a pushover. He is probably in the top 15 for me.

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