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Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


I know I misspelled squish, but it was too annoying to fit all six letters in there, and who really gives a poo poo anyway?

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P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

I wish I was NEET

Trillhouse
Dec 31, 2000

You can just put a raw egg in microwaved rice and it will cook?

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Trillhouse posted:

You can just put a raw egg in microwaved rice and it will cook?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tamago_kake_gohan

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short



I hate this character but god drat it if I don't like how he eats

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

Lolol

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Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Japanese Man VS Rice

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


This guy owns

Hot Stunt
Oct 2, 2009



First no rice and now no soy sauce? His mother needs to get her poo poo together.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Hot Stunt posted:

First no rice and now no soy sauce? His mother needs to get her poo poo together.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
This is offensively terrible.

Voted 1.

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
Keep it up OP, voted 5.

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

This guy's gonna go postal on his mother and the narrator.

Nomadic Scholar
Feb 6, 2013


He has to realize the narrator exists first.

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
i think this thread is fun OP :)

Johnny-on-the-Spot
Apr 17, 2015

That feeling when he opens
the door for you
I'll certainly keep an eye on this thread, but I'm confused, does this story branch out with multiple choices?

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Johny-on-the-Spot posted:

I'll certainly keep an eye on this thread, but I'm confused, does this story branch out with multiple choices?

Yes. We are just about halfway to the first choice. There aren’t many choices but the ones that exist seem to be of monumental importance. When theyre not just jokes, that is. The first choice will essentially decide which of 2 timelines we’ll be looking at. They each go on for 20x the length of what ive posted so far, with multiple branches in each. What I’ll do is briefly explain what I know about the choices, as I’ve read much of one branch and not the other, and then do a quick vote.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

voting seppuku

EasternBronze
Jul 19, 2011

I registered for the Selective Service! I'm also racist as fuck!
:downsbravo:
Don't forget to ignore me!
Ive read most of this comic and its a pro read.

Crypto Cobain
Jun 17, 2018

by Reene

Blue Train posted:

voting seppuku

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

AEMINAL posted:

Keep it up OP, voted 5.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I hate this piece of poo poo and hope he dies of salmonella poisoning

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i'm hoping we get a few panels about how he can't fathom moving soy sauce from one container to another.

McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
Same

DropsySufferer
Nov 9, 2008

Impractical practicality
Why isn’t he at least buying his own groceries? His mom pays his rent and also brings groceries to his apartment?

I vote he buy his own drat groceries at the least.

taco season
Oct 10, 2014

College Slice
:f5:

The suspense is killing me!

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
thank you op for these translations. i almost wish american neets would be so telling with their own lives/thoughts

RossMan4Life
Dec 18, 2002

by R. Guyovich
Thanks OP. I'm going to imagine a narrator for my life that contradicts me and points out my logical inconsistencies.

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

DropsySufferer posted:

Why isn’t he at least buying his own groceries? His mom pays his rent and also brings groceries to his apartment?

I vote he buy his own drat groceries at the least.

He has no money of his own and never leaves the house, that is a big part of NEET-ness.

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


The riveting drama continues!!

McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
Just use bbq sauce you rear end in a top hat!

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Unsubscribed. OP never warned me there would be on screen abuse depicted.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

I like it OP. When I was an early 20s loser I came quite close to turning out like this. I realized just on time that Iw as being a little bitch and started taking some responsibility. So this comic is re-living the shame I felt after I realized what a dick I was

McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
Everyone should be ashamed of themselves, I agree. Just in general principles

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

Son of Rodney posted:

I like it OP. When I was an early 20s loser I came quite close to turning out like this. I realized just on time that Iw as being a little bitch and started taking some responsibility. So this comic is re-living the shame I felt after I realized what a dick I was

Eventually we all learn that it's time to grow up and buy our own soy sauce.

McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
I buy sweet soy sauce! :haw:

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

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Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

I'm assuming he lives with his parents? Is that how neets do in Japan?

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