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Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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onsetOutsider posted:

holy poo poo TL yes it does!

I'll probably do like a whole page for you.

since most panels are not a lot of effort maybe i'll say like... idk, 3 panels per 5 bucks? if anyone wants to post some kind of proof then i'll add your contribution to the list (and of course this will be in addition to the +1 every day). cheers :v:

onsetOutsider posted:

lets see if we can get this neet to murder someone note: he actually does eventually by getting our resident irl neet a life... lol

edit: yes if you donate $100 i will do 60 panels for you. lets say within 2 weeks of the donation, i'll do the extra updates. if you go insane and pledge $1000 to lowtax then i'll go equally insane and post 600(+14) panels in the span of 2 weeks. just you loving watch me, lol

edit edit: idk when i'll close this offer. for now its indefinite cuz why not
:whip:



(I had to do it twice because I'm a moron who forgot to re-add my gang tag)

I'd include the stuff I bought post-lowtax donation drive but before your post, but I don't think it quite fits the spirit of the thing. As much as I'd like to make you do 120+ bonus panels. :v:

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Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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2018: Be gay! Do crime!
2019: Be NEET! Do crime!

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Waiting for next set of panels where dad realizes his son is too lazy to ever actually kill someone.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Gonna laugh when the kaboom was just Tohru dramatically slamming his desk or something.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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taco season posted:

every moment is like an eternity... this thread has been the most intense experience of my life
You have to savor the NEET comic like a true art connoisseur. You can't just chug it down in 10 seconds like an uncultured hack.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Resting Lich Face posted:

Idk he seems pretty dumb.
Downloading a different browser was too much effort.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Pawn 17 posted:

I think I know who our NEET’s first murder is going to be. :(
Nah, he'll get really pissed off at his dad for like 10 minutes before eating some instant ramen and going back to googling "MURDER KNIFE POISON KILL".

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Fantastic Flyer posted:

Actually, I bet this is just one of his fantasies.
Yeah, no way a scrawny NEET could actually punch that hard. :v:

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Kazak posted:

Dad was sitting down though, and his only crime was snooping around on his son's murder pc. Neet son is still firmly in the waste category
Look, NEETson actually did something of his own volition. His dad is going to be so proud.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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The next 100 strips of NEET: "Tohru hit me??" "I hit my dad???"

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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It's okay, the next panels will be "I was educating my dad...on the correct way to chop vegetables!" and everything will go back to normal.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Realistically it shouldn't be that hard to make his parents want to kill him. He just has to be himself for a couple minutes.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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There's no way the NEETparents aren't too apathetic to pick up the knife even as their loser son throws his tantrum.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Tohru goes full anarcho-libertarian. His parents actually murder him, and no jury in Japan is willing to convict them.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Tohru's dad is too sensible and level-headed to pick the hilarious comedy answer, though.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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You're just saying that because you're too cowardly to update. :colbert:

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Okay, didn't expect the mom to go for it. :ohdear:

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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klapman posted:

I don't know what I want to happen anymore, but I don't think it's going to be funny. :ohdear:
You were 500% correct. :stonk:

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Oh poo poo, is it finally time for :neet:?

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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He never even bought poison. :(

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Objection! This clearly takes place in Japan and not Japanifornia, so Phoenix Wright would have nothing to do with this. :colbert:

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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So this is happening,

Haifisch posted:

Realistically it shouldn't be that hard to make his parents want to kill him. He just has to be himself for a couple minutes.
but with the parents killing themselves, and it's the NEET using it as a lie to avoid a murder charge. This loving comic.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Phoenix picked the joke answer one time too many during the trial. :(

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Kazak posted:

Did he want to go to prison? The evidence and his parents actions really should have worked in his favor...
Unless something's changed recently(which I doubt), Japan's justice system relies a lot on pressuring people to confess, so he basically guaranteed he was going to prison once he confessed to a crime he didn't commit. If he never lied about doing it, he probably would have been fine.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Can't wait to contrast this with the actual employment arc 5000 years from now.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Gwyneth Palpate posted:

and here is me realizing that his last name and the first syllable of his first name spell "NEET"
:aaaaa:

Although to be fair, when was the last time we've even seen his full name? The intro of the comic?

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Gwyneth Palpate posted:

Gee, a person touching the prison wall thinking about escape???
I can't believe you're Tohru's new friend.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Should have replaced it with that ancient bento box copypasta and seen if anyone noticed.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Taco Defender
No no no, we're supposed to yell that at you.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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CrazyLoon posted:

He can probably lift the wet noodle of a NEET by that head easy.
Accidentally crushes the NEET's skull, which has been rendered soft by decades of eating nothing but instant ramen.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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How much I like OP directly correlates to how many translated panels of an obscure Japanese webcomic they post.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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It turns out that the next panel is the new prisoner launching into the John Galt speech, and Steak is meticulously translating it all instead of copy-pasting the original English version. The next update will happen in 3 years.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Being in jail...is bad? And it's hard to escape? :thunk:

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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A shift into a lighthearted gay romance is unexpected but bold.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Gwyneth Palpate posted:

gay baby jail gang tag please

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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You fool, what if that's exactly what OP wants?!

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Gang tag looking good, but needs more gay baby jail.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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For the first time in his life, NEET has successfully intimidated someone.

Expecting this to only last about 5 minutes in strip time.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Ah, so this is why updates take so long. It's properly simulating the full NEET Ball Z experience.

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Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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He faked it until he made it. :patriot:

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