The Daily Life Of A Certain NEET: It's fine if they think I'm pooping, isn't it?

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Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

dad, please frigth back.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2019 06:13

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 00:38

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Hahaha! Okay now kick him while he's on the ground! Get his money!

# ¿ Jul 31, 2019 23:09

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

yeah make a sandwich for your parents and then ~~KILL THEM HAHAHA YESSSSS~~

edit - im enjoying the breakneck speeds of these updates but i'm worried about my current resting heart rate bc this thread might be too overstimulating for me, thanks.

Plant MONSTER. fucked around with this message at 00:22 on Aug 3, 2019

# ¿ Aug 3, 2019 00:18

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Mr. Steak is now Mr. (update) Streak

# ¿ Aug 3, 2019 01:13

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

It's called what OP??

# ¿ Aug 4, 2019 01:11

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

So is he going to unborn himself? Just return to zygotehood?

# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 22:42

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Mr. Steak posted:

lmao @ the guy who read a couple words of my OP, then felt the need to announce his disinterest to the whole thread, as if i made this for him.

but yay, new fan!

that's his gimmick. He goes into threads and says something stupid to the OP in hopes you will be mad at him. He is a master of puppets, so be careful.

Also NEET's parents must have been pretty hosed up in their own right, honestly. Their first and immediate response is to kill themselves.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2019 19:48

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Imo, everyone he meets should off themselves because they can't believe they share the same world with Tohru.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2019 20:52

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Such a little sociopath.

# ¿ Aug 14, 2019 22:52

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

For every minute OP does not update, I will sit in this one spot, unmoving save to piss and to poo poo.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2019 00:14

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

what strain are u buying?? What's the percentages on it?

# ¿ Aug 26, 2019 03:01

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

I do have abandonment issues and that's why I abuse OP, not for the comic.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2019 15:31

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Dandywalken posted:

Ou est "le comique"?

ici

# ¿ Aug 27, 2019 03:30

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Adding cylinders to the letter L is an important job, Tohru you assprick.

# ¿ Aug 27, 2019 04:05

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

yeah, please don't waste your hands on non-comic related endeavors, please. Don't worry about atrophy, you will be given a steroid injection into several key sites on your hand (palm, upper hand where there is no fat or much muscle so it loving hurts, knuckles and fingertips) every few hours.

# ¿ Aug 28, 2019 01:53

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

RandomFerret posted:

fufufu

# ¿ Sep 11, 2019 02:16

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Do more crimes, get back in that jail.

# ¿ Sep 13, 2019 13:14

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

they paid him 5000 USD

# ¿ Sep 15, 2019 00:22

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Mr. Steak posted:

where is he going to sleep though??? shouldnt your first concern after leaving prison homeless be securing a place to stay?

is he not going to climb a tree and build a crude, disposable creche to sleep in for the night like an orangutan? (this is a "life hack")

# ¿ Sep 22, 2019 03:38

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Steak, the product isn't a translation of a pre-existing property. No. The product is smiles. People pay you for smiles. Who are you to take away people's smiles?

# ¿ Oct 3, 2019 04:34

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

double double toil and trouble
fire burn and cauldron bubble

making witches brew I am

there thats all of macbeth, it's over, you saw it. give us the NEET.

# ¿ Oct 12, 2019 03:28

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

It's called a haramaki you gaijins that don't know anything!!!! It is the only garment that I am currently wearing!!

# ¿ Oct 17, 2019 02:27

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

I mean the story ended for the first time but it's like an abrupt bad ending and letting it stew is such a downer man. I guess we can use this time to reflect and meditate about suicide: its impact on individuals, families and society; Japan's cultural tolerance of suicide and the stigmatization of mental illness in all societies.

I'll start. Suicide. Don't do it unless you're a raper or a genocider or something bad like that.

...Yeah I'm going to very pretty pleasingly ask that you please translate one panel of alive Oda because you're responsible for killing my buzz and I want it back. With sugar on top.

edit- and we're living in serious buzz deficient times man

Plant MONSTER. fucked around with this message at 02:49 on Dec 11, 2019

# ¿ Dec 11, 2019 02:47

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Thank you for making that update. Everyone focus your strength, ideas, thoughts and love to the newly-reborn Oda and Tohru. Creepy bastard men. Horrible men. I'm happy they're alive.

the best manga is dungeon meshi

# ¿ Dec 11, 2019 04:03

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

lofi posted:

I'm really not an expert on Japanese culture, how is suicide viewed there? Is it more culturally acceptable?

I wrote earlier that Japan has a cultural tolerance for suicide, and I believe that to be a good fairly accurate description. The good news is that suicide is on the decline after a huge spike in the late 90s/early 00s but otherwise Japanese culture still seems to put a heavier emphasis on how others perceive you vs your own individuality.

All that said there is still a general sense that suicide, in some cases, is considered a morally responsible decision. It isn't even perceived as a mental health issue, more of a societal thing.

NEET NEET NEET NEETN EETN ENENEET

# ¿ Dec 11, 2019 17:48

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

a reverse harem is when the sexy lady has a room full of clones of you and instead of making love to you and your clones she punches + kicks you.

# ¿ Dec 22, 2019 23:37

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Polka "Chubs" Dottz is in for a scare of his lifetime

# ¿ Jan 4, 2020 15:50

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

its not hard to know which comic is which. if tohru is spiky it's part time and if he's greasy it's jail timeline

# ¿ Feb 14, 2020 01:29

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Is your username pronounced sister make like the word make or do we do it the japanese way and say it like maKAY.

# ¿ Feb 14, 2020 03:25

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

That's totally what I was going for when I made that there post earlier. : ) Glad you guys are on my level! I am so smart!

# ¿ Feb 14, 2020 03:55

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

NEET never gave up

why have thou given up on NEET?

# ¿ Feb 15, 2020 04:40

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

simplefish posted:

Yup, I was continuing in the noble tradition of Samurai Pizza Cats

gently caress you but only because I have to sing the whole Samurai Pizza Cats song now. >: (

Will somebody please cue that boid?!

# ¿ Feb 17, 2020 00:05

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

hahhahahah real funny i forgot ot laugh

Sprue posted:

# ¿ Feb 21, 2020 00:15

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

omg what if she kills killers? like she gets her jollies that way but when finds out he didn't really kill anyone she'll ghost him

manga and anime is SICK and DISGUSTING and you will go to HELL for reading it

# ¿ Feb 27, 2020 02:03

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

# ¿ Mar 3, 2020 04:01

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

SirSamVimes posted:

# ¿ Mar 4, 2020 17:03

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

What a funky Oda.

PEEYEW!!

# ¿ Mar 9, 2020 02:27

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

gently caress yeah I love The Bee Song

Bee-bee-bee-bee,
Bee-bee-bee-bee!
Bee-bee-bee-beep!

# ¿ Mar 13, 2020 14:09

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

But Misteru Steakuu-san the drawn version of the Cats gif is a labor of love and a gift from probably god and/or Jesus?

# ¿ Mar 16, 2020 13:14

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 00:38

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

made me break out the water colors >: (

just because steak doesn't want us yelling!!!! the nerve!

# ¿ Mar 18, 2020 15:33

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