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It's that time of year again where we complain that no one says Merry Christmas anymore even though everyone says Merry Christmas, all the loving time. First I'd like to welcome our newest ally in the war on Christmas, President Trump https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2018/11/28/18116736/trump-trade-war-tariffs-holiday-lights quote:Trump’s $200 billion in tariffs on imported Chinese products include new taxes on nearly all holiday lights sold in the United States, according to Americans for Free Trade, an advocacy group campaigning against the tariffs. And I'm glad. My neighbor across the street has one of those giant light projections on the front of their house and it's reflecting into my bedroom window. Every night it looks like there's a drat cop car parked in front of my house all night that never turns off it's sirens. Post here about how you, the brave men and women of CSPAM plan to fight on the front lines in The War on Christmas 2018. full disclosure: I'm Jewish
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judeo-bolshevism strikes again
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Nov 30, 2018 19:39
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I'm gonna drive to that one street in my city where all the residents have insane Christmas lights/displays and crank Slayer .
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Nov 30, 2018 19:45
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I was there on the front lines when Obama declared a War on Christmas. I remember turning to my best friend and asking him "Are we going to die out here?" He just stared off into the distance with a small grin on his face. I heard him mutter "Heh, thanks Obama." I still remember every atrocity I committed. Every present I smashed, every Christmas tree I cut down. Most of all, every twinkling light bulb I shattered under my boot. I was just following orders. God help me, I was just a kid following orders. When Santa appeared over the horizon we knew it was over. It was November of 2016, the writing was on the wall. And then Santa showed up. My friend became a pile of ash along with about 5000 of Obama's elite antifa supersoliders. I managed to hide behind an oversized advent calendar. I could hear Santa's laugh mixing with the screams of the dead and the disfigured. You've seen the photos, you know what happened. You know that Santa doesn't forgive. Merry Christmas, we're saying it again.
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Nov 30, 2018 19:55
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A Fancy Hat posted:I was there on the front lines when Obama declared a War on Christmas. He gazed up at the enormous face. Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the white beard. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Santa Claus.
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Nov 30, 2018 19:58
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A Fancy Hat posted:I was there on the front lines when Obama declared a War on Christmas. Thank you for your service
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Nov 30, 2018 20:02
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Nov 30, 2018 20:16
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I literally got a pre roll ad for that poo poo on YouTube today
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Nov 30, 2018 23:00
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Taintrunner posted:I literally got a pre roll ad for that poo poo on YouTube today I got it three times in a row a day or two ago
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Dec 1, 2018 21:27
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i will never celebrate christmas because its for idiots who believe in a SKY WIZARD HAHAHAHAAHAHHA moronss
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Dec 1, 2018 21:57
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im a christmas
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Top City Homo posted:i will never celebrate christmas because its for idiots who believe in a SKY WIZARD HAHAHAHAAHAHHA moronss a crude and incorrect slur for the patron saint of XBox
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Dec 1, 2018 22:07
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i go into a starbucks and when they ask for my name i say "HAPPY HOLIDAYS" then they have to call out "HAPPY HOLIDAYS" when it's ready hahaha owned
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Dec 1, 2018 23:09
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Dead Beef posted:i go into a starbucks and when they ask for my name i say "HAPPY HOLIDAYS" then they have to call out "HAPPY HOLIDAYS" when it's ready ur a liberal oppressor of reilgious freedimon
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I smoked weed for the first time in a few years last week, and when I booked up youtube this video was the ad and it was loving hilarious
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Dec 2, 2018 00:30
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how much will lord soros pay us?
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Suspicious posted:how much will lord soros pay us? you have to spin the dreidl to determine your pay scale in the war on christmas
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Dec 2, 2018 00:54
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Dead Beef posted:i go into a starbucks and when they ask for my name i say "HAPPY HOLIDAYS" then they have to call out "HAPPY HOLIDAYS" when it's ready I didn't have you pegged as a vicious misanthrope, Dead Beef
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Dec 2, 2018 02:30
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I moved recently and everyone in this neighborhood does the full 9 yards for Christmas decorations. Lots of lights, inflatables all that garbage. At my old house no one on the entire block did poo poo except for maybe a wreath on the door at most.
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Dec 2, 2018 08:06
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I just had to call my bank with a routine question and when I was done the woman wished me a Merry Christmas. they're really screwing us over here
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Dec 4, 2018 21:08
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The Nastier Nate posted:I just had to call my bank with a routine question and when I was done the woman wished me a Merry Christmas. did you thank her for her brave sacrifice?
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Dec 4, 2018 21:13
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Palm trees at Christmas eh?
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Dec 9, 2018 02:21
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The Nastier Nate posted:Palm trees at Christmas eh? The birth of baby  us
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Dec 9, 2018 04:37
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Dec 9, 2018 04:47
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icjh6wGUUfE
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Dec 9, 2018 06:36
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No matter what your feelings on Baby It's Cold Outside at least we can all agree that this version is funny https://chrispasin.bandcamp.com/track/baby-its-cold-outside
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Dec 16, 2018 04:29
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Question Friend posted:No matter what your feelings on Baby It's Cold Outside at least we can all agree that this version is funny https://chrispasin.bandcamp.com/track/baby-its-cold-outside William Shatner sounds great
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Dec 18, 2018 17:17
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merrry christmas
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Dec 23, 2020 15:35
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I love Christmas, the true war is that we have to work the week of Christmas
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Dec 23, 2020 17:13
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really queer Christmas posted:I love Christmas, the true war is that we have to work the week of Christmas endless war on customers
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Dec 23, 2020 17:14
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covid-19 was an elvish bioweapon that escaped from santa's secret military laboratory at the north pole
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hey someone revived my thread. i just wanna thank covid19 for doing more to combat Christmas then every liberal and atheist could ever hope to. i didn't have to drive 5 hours to visit my wifes chud family this year, christmas decorations on my street are at an all time low and i didn't have to buy some useless tchotchkes for my co-workers cause we're all working from home and I never see them in person anymore
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Dec 23, 2020 17:42
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victory is in sight!
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Dec 23, 2020 18:21
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The war will finally be over by Christmas
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The Nastier Nate posted:And I'm glad. My neighbor across the street has one of those giant light projections on the front of their house and it's reflecting into my bedroom window. Every night it looks like there's a drat cop car parked in front of my house all night that never turns off it's sirens This is terrorism, imo
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