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Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/kthorjensen/status/1069085778242760704

Have some bad taste jokes for someone as loathsome as him but, will keep it to myself

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Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


The solid white albacore tuna from Kirkland is a good, easy, and inexpensive protein for lunch to put on top of a salad or by itself.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Love our 239lb stable genius Prez. ART OF DEAL!

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

So it’s legalization day in Michigan and the snack aisle at Kroger is packed and reeks of skunk weed lol.

Pure Michigan

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


hobbesmaster posted:

Juleanna Glover has worked as an adviser for several Republican politicians, including George W. Bush, Dick Cheney and Rudy Giuliani and advised the presidential campaigns of John McCain and Jeb Bush. She is on the Biden Institute Policy Advisory Board.

Those things should be at the top of these kinds of articles.

The lawyer on the Opening Arguments podcast always says that when you look at a filling to go to the last page to see who filed it before doing anything else. Basically have to do the same thing with any news/op-ed article too.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008



I mean, conservatives do have the "Do Crimes" portion of "Be Gay, Do Crimes" down

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/PoliticsReid/status/1072491731818557442

Sad day for American liberty in the hinterlands

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Vasudus posted:

chaos timeline challenge:

name five major events that occurred this year without using the internet to cheat

lightning round challenge:

name five major events that occurred last year without using the internet to cheat

final challenge:

name one mass shooting from this year and last year

2018: TRUMP, TRUMP, TRUMP, TRUMP, TRUMP

2017: TRUMP, TRUMP, TRUMP, TRUMP, TRUMP

Somebody fucked around with this message at 03:12 on Dec 14, 2018

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008



DJT having a regular one on this Sunday morning

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Fallom posted:

My retirement accounts lost all the earnings they made over the last few years. Thanks, Mr. Trump!

Thanks for having me check in on my TSP and Roth accounts after putting them on lifecycle and auto-transfer. [With tires in my eyes] Please Mr. Trump, sir, I'm just tired of all this winning.

maffew buildings posted:

Let me pass on the wisdom I was told when my 401k got halved in 2008. We are young so this isn't a big deal, we have time to work and rebuild. It's actually the boomers who are victims here since they're older and their careers are winding down so feel bad for them :(

Don't feel bad for them. You can feel empathy toward their problems as a human, but they hosed us

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Vasudus posted:

Back before I took my current job I was offered a job with SAP. I would undergo a 2 month all expenses paid boot camp (you lived in a hotel and poo poo) to learn SAP Hana and all that poo poo, forgot what it's called. They were going to then send me somewhere (location TBD) for 42k/yr to maintain the SAP system for a company. Small companies would get one guy, larger companies get more. We would be the custodial staff that would come in after the highly prized integration people did their job and hosed off. The only requirement was to have a 4 year degree, be a US citizen, and have a clean criminal record.

I almost took it too, because I was making 1k/month at my no-profit shelter that I was working at.

I am transitioning from SAP HR module implementation to clinical therapy. S4/Hana might get you a bit more life but on premise SAP was a dying industry to break into with so many colleagues who all got experience during huge projects that paid $Texas while I was floating at sea

Edit: Hilarious that they'd salary you for that low since they probably bill out 3-4x that

Nick Soapdish fucked around with this message at 23:41 on Dec 17, 2018

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1074832774002040833?s=19

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Vasudus posted:

Trump
Pence
Pelosi
Plumpo
Munchkin
Mattis

Forgot Senate Pro Temp

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Y’all what if Elon isn’t a genius and is actually kind of an idiot?

You can't say that about of betters, they have money and therefore must be geniuses

Musk Defense Squad, assemble!

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


psydude posted:

I'd be fine with a unilateral withdrawal from Afghanistan if I didn't suspect that we were just going to immediately end up funneling that money into mercenaries.

At least when I see mercs die I feel nothing for them

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/RealPressSecBot/status/1076512948598632448

https://twitter.com/RealPressSecBot/status/1076515473049640961

I want a Mission Complete sign like from Star Fox to wrap up GWOT

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Houston city v Houston in NYC

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Fister Roboto posted:

Aurora borealis?

At this time of year!? In this part of the country!? Located entirely within Queens!?

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


BigDave posted:

Handsome Ralph, the ConEd plant is on fire!

https://twitter.com/thatbilloakley/status/1078488965534048256?s=19

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1079429680321699842?s=19

https://twitter.com/RespectableLaw/status/1079426450976059392?s=19

Really enjoy the comments not realizing it is a joke

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Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


KirbyKhan posted:

I came from the rural. I can honestly and faithfully say, gently caress those people and gently caress those areas.

:same:

It was really punctuated in the few times over the holidays talking to in-laws when the :decorum: mask drops and they wonder why where they live outside of St Louis everyone loves the cops and ARE TROOPS, but not in the city

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