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MG: I would like to see the value added of this training event, please demonstrate! CSM: I'm not sure that's a good ide- CPT: Show the General your weaponhandling skills learned during this training event! 2LT: YES SIR 
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Well gently caress, the Manafort posting is going to be redacted a lot. https://twitter.com/ZoeTillman/status/1071164753115037699 And if Donald Trump wasn't President right now, he'd probably be a felon. https://twitter.com/renato_mariotti/status/1071162279247429632 https://twitter.com/renato_mariotti/status/1071164895993970688
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Dec 7, 2018 23:11
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Stultus Maximus posted:Someone translate that into real human please. Cohen is probably going to prison for around four years. Cohen has also been bullshitting how much he has been cooperating. Mueller's office thought he gave some good information, but there was never an official agreement between the two sides *and* Cohen lied to Mueller at least once (repeating his lie to Congress). Flynn fully cooperated and got a 5K letter, which is basically a "Please Mr/Mrs Federal Judge, discount his time please". Cohen didn't fully cooperate and got the equivalent of a "Meh." letter from Mueller's office.
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Dec 7, 2018 23:41
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The Mueller memo about Manafort's lying is starting to trickle out in pieces. https://twitter.com/JoshNBCNews/status/1071178391087390720
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FAUXTON posted:lmao the president at the time those crimes were happening was Obama, I see how this works The best part is that it's really, really hard to violate campaign finance laws nowadays. Due to the Supreme Court case, you have to both gently caress up and *know specifically that you are loving up when you are loving up*. It's a weird thing where ignorance of the law is actually a valid defense. SDNY/Mueller are basically saying that Donnie met that standard. Not only did he commit a felony campaign finance violation, he likely knew it was a felony campaign finance violation when he told Cohen to do the felony campaign violation. Very legal and very cool.
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The absolute WEIRDEST THING is when the President of the United States's literal words are written down, then people are asked to respond to said words, verbatim. https://twitter.com/ChrisMegerian/status/1071526148524466180
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lol the freedom caucus chair is going to be the new chief of staff https://twitter.com/axios/status/1071878439228108800?s=19
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"An alleged ISIS supporter and a woman accused of planning a terror attack arrested in Ohio" Ok this seems like semi-standard lone wolfy typ-WAIT WHAT https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1072224657577836544 Wait, what are these "niche communit"-WHATTHEFUCK HOW ARE FURRIES INVOLVED HERE THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT BY LONE WOLFY https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1072227120313786368
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Hexyflexy posted:She isn't going to get Novichok'd in the US. Putin is a mad motherfucker, but he isn't that mad. She's going to stumble into a vat of black paint and get shot by the police. It happens.
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Video is coming, but this meeting turned into a clusterfuck in front of cameras, with the President going galaxy brain. https://twitter.com/swdoody/status/1072537103353958400?s=19 https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/1072538320847233029?s=19
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Have fun y'all: https://www.c-span.org/video/?455813-1/president-trump-democratic-leaders-clash-border-funding https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1072541296210911234?s=19 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 18:28 on Dec 11, 2018 |
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That Works posted:Why the gently caress Nancy or Chuck didn't just say "get mexico to pay for it like you promised" is a mystery to me. Picture yourself going into that room, with that line inside your head. Now, the President of the United States is sitting there, yelling MY DICK IS A FULL FOOT LONG AND MY FACE IS MADE OF PIZZA AND YOUR POSITION IS APPLES DISHWASHER TABLETOP SPRINGWATER AND I WON THE SENATE while Pence is just sitting there. At some point, the crazy man's rantings should be left alone to speak for themselves. Schumer got his first boner in a decade when Trump was rambling about YEAH I WANT A SHUTDOWN FOR MY WALL, IT'S MY SHUTDOWN AND SHUTDOWNS ARE AWESOME. Nancy had some boss bitch owns, but at some point, there's diminishing returns on sending an own at the President when he's actively owning himself and you don't actually control the House until January.
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When you didn't get owned by Chuck and Nancy https://twitter.com/EamonJavers/status/1072592109167935488?s=19
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:Cohen in court now, sentence imminent https://twitter.com/ShimonPro/status/1072896373270437888?s=19 Fun! I'm betting he gets four years. Edit: he got 3 https://twitter.com/LEBassett/status/1072900948446580739?s=19 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 18:09 on Dec 12, 2018 |
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EBB posted:Cohen got 3 years https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1072902071936987136?s=19
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Duzzy Funlop posted:But is the president tweeting yet? Supposedly, he didn't leave the residence until like noon, so he's been mainlining Fox News and stuff. Should be fun in the White House today!
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The Trump Campaign may have committed some light felonies. https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1072928072440180736?s=19 https://twitter.com/AaronBlake/status/1072927575792672768?s=19 Basically ballgame for a campaign finance felony. Foreknowledge of the payment being illegal is the standard nowadays. facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 19:58 on Dec 12, 2018 |
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All hail Chief of Staff Javanka https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/1072972304899018752?s=19
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DoktorLoken posted:This is like a combo speed run on Watergate and the Harding administration. Peepot Dumb
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facialimpediment posted:All hail Chief of Staff Javanka GODDAMNIT I WAS loving JOKING https://twitter.com/aterkel/status/1073337153676034054?s=19
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FAUXTON posted:Christie says no to the chief of staff job lmao. About an hour ago, Christie was the #1 choice. RIP
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FBI responded to reports and stuff saying Flynn was entrapped into lying. The FBI basically said "dude, he was lying for weeks before we got there." https://twitter.com/ZoeTillman/status/1073670358094544896?s=19 Popehat disclaimer: never talk to the FBI without a lawyer
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Lawyer: LTG Flynn, in this situation, it is illegal to lie. DOJ: So, about your- LTG Flynn: MY HAIR IS MADE OF PASTA, I CAN WRAP MY DICK IN A KNOT, AND I AM A SMART PERSON https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1073675830109372416?s=19
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Before everyone completely panics about the ACA/Obamacare: https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1073758094704947200
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Hot Karl Marx posted:He said no one talked to him and he doesn't want the job. I posted it like 4 hours ago -_- The real story is pretty drat funny. https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/1073781786512101376 NEVER MIND THAT BUDGET poo poo, YOU'RE MY CHIEF OF STAFF NOW
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Stultus Maximus posted:I thought this already happened, but then I realized I was thinking of all the other top posts who resigned due to graft and corruption. Apparently Mulvaney floated taking the Chief of Staff position behind the scenes. He basically made the argument that OMB was one of the few federal agencies that hasn't had a gigantic scandal, therefore he would make a good Chief of Staff, at least for a little while. The funny thing is that he's completely right. Basically, every other federal agency has had some scandal due to Donnie hiring The Best People to run them.
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EBB posted:sunday shitposts is my favorite part of the CE news cycle since gently caress all happens until the sun sets https://twitter.com/KT_So_It_Goes/status/1074502745552506880
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Happy Reading! Here are the Michael Flynn FBI 302 interview notes. https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/5633260/12-17-18-Redacted-Flynn-Interview-302.pdf https://twitter.com/ZoeTillman/status/1074813472389648384
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Fuckin Moses, England really did lose their minds, didn't they? https://twitter.com/SeemaMalhotra1/status/1075034762362978306?s=19
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The Trump administration is basically a modern Catch-22. If he's not working, he's not loving anything up, but he's probably on the shitter tweeting. If he's not tweeting, he's probably working and loving tons of poo poo up. I'm not sure which is best.
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Gunchat alert! Supposedly the administration is going to do an outright ban on bump stocks, requiring destruction and everything. I wonder if the NRA is going to drop a lawsuit because I'd bet the NRA would win. https://twitter.com/dominicholden/status/1075053766439768066?s=19
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Flynn sentencing underway and looool the judge ain't happy: https://twitter.com/evanperez/status/1075063498693099521?s=19 https://twitter.com/ryanjreilly/status/1075064468852350976?s=19
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hobbesmaster posted:Flynn's strategy seems... odd. This is the sequence, right? Exactly. Lawyers were trying to angle for a pardon and get MAGAworld all excited while also hoping to get Flynn zero jail time. Contradictory positions, so the judge is all like "uh, so if you're not going to take responsibility for your actions, why should I be lenient here???" and that set off a lot of ums and neverminds from Flynn's lawyers. Still might work though! The guilty plea has been accepted, just waiting on the sentence.
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Sorry to keep live tweeting but holy gently caress Flynn is staring at jailtime when I went in thinking it was a slam-dunk probation case, since Mueller even wanted zero jailtime: https://twitter.com/awprokop/status/1075068883353133061?s=19 https://twitter.com/awprokop/status/1075069476322844672?s=19 I think the judge is asking: "Hey, if I sent this rear end in a top hat to jail for a while, would it sabotage any of your cases?"
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M_Gargantua posted:So if I put a bet on a 5 year sentence is it price is right rules or is it very stable rule of law rules? Sentencing guidelines for this is 0-6 months. The major thing is that Flynn didn't get charged on the Turkey poo poo, even though he participated, and the judge can still use that as part of the sentencing. Aaaaaaaand the judge looks like they're going to do that. Holy fuckballs. https://twitter.com/stevenportnoy/status/1075072332853624844?s=19 Or not! https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1075073532151836672?s=19
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