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I received a flyer from the local Liberal candidate. His leaflet is so painfully generic I am genuinely curious how he what makes him soooo much better than the five women who were also vying for preselection. (Let me guess... It's because he has a  )He is "committed to public safety, so children are safe playing outside and seniors can feel safe walking to their local shops" The biggest threat to kids and elderly people in federal division of Stirling is getting hit by a car. And about that.... Also from the flyer: "He will work to improve local roads, to ease congestion in our growing community." Yes, what this federal division needs is even more incentive for people to drive everywhere. What a splendid idea.
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https://twitter.com/CaptainGetUp1/status/1115868809808818179?s=19 I like that at least one person has taken Captain GetUp and run with it.
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Apr 10, 2019 11:06
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Jesus those default Maya 3D model eyeballs. That stuff came from Fiverr.
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EoinCannon posted:Moving house at the start of May to Frydenburg's seat. I've always lived in safe Labor and greens seats, so for what it's worth I will get to vote against that wanker. Can I move into your joint for a week
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It's probably Nonviolent J in the Captain Getup suit.
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hiddenmovement posted:Can I move into your joint for a week I plan to sublet to a few thousand people for a short period
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Apr 10, 2019 11:16
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I get to vote for Labor right factional warlord Amanda Rishworth
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gently caress Yes! I get to vote for Richard Marles and if I lived literally 10 minutes down the road I'd get to vote Sarah Henderson out.
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froglet posted:https://twitter.com/CaptainGetUp1/status/1115868809808818179?s=19 Oh, Zali Steggall, that's who I saw the "a vote for her is actually a vote for laaaaaboooour ooooooh" scare campaign ad for. I must have been half asleep when I saw it and her name just glided off my dumb teflon brain.
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EoinCannon posted:Moving house at the start of May to Frydenburg's seat. I've always lived in safe Labor and greens seats, so for what it's worth I will get to vote against that wanker. See how you feel in a few weeks. Kooyong is currently like some dystopian state with Frydenberg’s image plastered everywhere. Don’t go near Kew Junction. Of course it’s blue ribbon territory and you would expect that but the Liberals are pouring blood and treasure into this one which is just awesome win, lose or draw.
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I feel Captain getup should have been a cyborg asian lesbian instead of a white man
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froglet posted:Yes, what this federal division needs is even more incentive for people to drive everywhere. What a splendid idea. It is, froglet. Good to see you are over your car hating gimmick 
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Captain getup is the boss of the super hero union, he spends all of Spider-man's dues on taxi rides for himself and his greenie mates. Commissioner Gordon would be able to pay Spider-man a lot more if Captain getup didn't insist Gordon paid for refugees' hotel rooms
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He needs the taxi rides because his electric car, which needs twelve hours to charge, isn't able to get to the crimes as fast as Batman's coal-fired batmobile
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You Am I posted:It is, froglet. Good to see you are over your car hating gimmick you say gimmick, i say life style ride or die *rides very very slowly away on a pushbike*
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CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:53:47 for the last three years. The electorate have stopped listening. Why do you think the LNP have (somehow) even more lost their loving minds and now throwing the most ridulous bullshit about EV's after the budget failed to shift the needle? House prices are in free fall in many key electorates. A sustained scare campaign on negative gearing with the help of the MSM could be quite effective. Add to that some clever micro-targeting via FB and pork barrelling and you’ve got a solid sandbagging machine in the making. Plus, that Shorten rape allegation could really sting if the accuser goes on the record again, in the era of #metoo. He’s already not trusted. Also it’s 52/48-ish. Just sayin.
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Graic Gabtar posted:See how you feel in a few weeks. Kooyong is currently like some dystopian state with Frydenberg’s image plastered everywhere. Don’t go near Kew Junction. I mean, I get why - Hawthorn delivered a shock loss to the coalition in the Vic State election - but I mean... Kooyong's gotta be a lock... right? If Kooyong's not a lock then we'd be talking like a 20% swing against in that seat and that's "statewide wipeout" territory. If that happened Victoria alone might deliver majority Labor government.
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https://twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/status/1115941511659577348 https://twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/status/1115942566376030208 https://twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/status/1115942903296094208 https://twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/status/1115944243741118464 the gently caress? I would blow Dane Cook fucked around with this message at 12:47 on Apr 10, 2019 |
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He's a coward OP
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JJ posted:House prices are in free fall in many key electorates. A sustained scare campaign on negative gearing with the help of the MSM could be quite effective. Whitlam posted:Yeah I get that we're all in various flavours of the left in here, and we wouldn't be us if we weren't eternally pessimistic, but if you honestly think there's a real and likely chance that the Libs will win the election, I think you need to take a step back from politics for a minute and just breathe. Quoting myself but I stand by it.
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He was just going to call an election without anyone noticing?
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It’s almost on!
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:https://twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/status/1115941511659577348 
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So he was going to secretly call an election then pop up the next day in Tasmania and casually mention he had called an election the previous night, for what purpose?
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welp just checking in after a day of not being online and i have to admit I was wrong and the Anning piece won’t change anyone opinions or minds, thanks to all that dunked on me, because y’all were right and ridicule, opinion and research don’t matter to these hogs also, lolling at a secret election. gently caress Morrison is just the worst at everything.
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He's just loving with people. Or someone not involved leaked that to Sky to put pressure on him to get on with it
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Is it just me or does anyone think this Captain GetUp thing is going to blow up hilariously for the LNP? It's giving Zali Steggall a shitload of free publicity, what the gently caress were they thinking?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tS_JBDRk8o0 Exclusive footage of the Prime Minister's plan being put into action. King Arthur = Scott Morrison Rabbit = Early Election Castle = Governor General's Residence French men = Press Gallery I would blow Dane Cook fucked around with this message at 13:10 on Apr 10, 2019 |
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thatfatkid posted:Is it just me or does anyone think this Captain GetUp thing is going to blow up hilariously for the LNP? It's giving Zali Steggall a shitload of free publicity, what the gently caress were they thinking? Their combined IQ isn't even equal to a single Waleed Aly so there's that Edit: it's May 18. Looks like the plan was more about having the shortest campaign possible than delaying the election. Don Dongington fucked around with this message at 13:33 on Apr 10, 2019 |
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JJ posted:House prices are in free fall in many key electorates. A sustained scare campaign on negative gearing with the help of the MSM could be quite effective. It's a shame that addressing the fact a fall is a going to happen would be electoral suicide, because it would be really satisfying to see Labor come out and say "yes the market is probably going to drop a little, yes we need to end negastive gearing, all of this is because Howard and Costello hosed over young people by causing housing prices to skyrocket under their watch and it had to slow down". Of course actually doing that would be 100x worse than "the recession we had to have", but a man can dream.
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:So he was going to secretly call an election then pop up the next day in Tasmania and casually mention he had called an election the previous night, for what purpose? Because the potential to win three seats in Tasmania is apparently worth all of this effort. Narrator: it wasn’t, and he didn’t.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ocm8QdNR_d8 (Pictured: ScoMo calling the election 'In the dark of the night')
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20k is a small price to pay to escape watching the cricket
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Teddy from Veep kinda looks like Mitch Fifield. 
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In the dark of the night I was tossing and turning, and the nightmare I had was as bad as can be. it scared me out of my wits! my poll numbers falling to bits! then I opened my eyes and the nightmare was me! I was once the most fair dinkem treasurer in all Australia (ooh ahh ooh) when that Turnbull betrayed me he made a mistake (ooh ahh ooh) my curse made each of them pay but one little seat got away, little Wentworth beware, it's a seat to take! In the dark of the night evil will find her in the dark of the night just before dawn revenge will be sweet, when the poll is complete, in the dark of the night, she'll be gone! I can feel that my powers are slowly returning cook my snag and a dash of surplus to then tell! as the pieces fall into place, I'll see them crawl into place, Then bid Turnbull and Shorten, farewell! In the dark of the night, terror will find them (terror's the least I tell you!) in the dark of the night, evil will brew soon they will feel, that their nightmares are real in the dark of the night, they'll be through in the dark of the night evil will find them (find them) in the dark of the night, terror comes true (doom them) Bill, heres a sign, of a new trend line, in the dark of the night (2x) *summoning Sky after dark* Come, my minions rise for your master, let your evil shine find them now, yes fly ever faster in the dark of the night (3x) The election shall be mine!
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