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Best Not WWE Name
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Up North 70 41.92%
New York 21 12.57%
Titan 12 7.19%
Stamford 18 10.78%
The XXX Porno Wrestling on the Other Channel 46 27.54%
Total: 167 votes
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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Chris James 2 posted:

And like a year after coming back she was put in a story where she helped Alexa call Nia fat a lot and made her cry

This was also after Alexa spent a month calling Mickie an old hag, kicked her rear end a bunch of times, and they were somehow friends again right afterwards

How the hell is "thrown in front of a train by James Storm" not the weirdest angle of Mickie James' career? :psyduck:

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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It's pretty insane/hilarious that you could fill out a 64-field bracket of the worst things WWE has ever done, leave out enough worthy contenders to run a consolation bracket if you want, and still be left with notable snubs.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Who can forget the legendary angle where Bray Wyatt used his CRUCIX on Randy Orton (which was literally never mentioned again)

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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The Snuka thing is criminally underseeded and might actually pull off the upset here

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Yeah I'm going with the terrorism angle, which is also notable for essentially killing Hassan's career (not that he was a great or even good wrestler, but once the angle aired and he got pulled from TV, that was it for him)

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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https://twitter.com/NY64Tournament/status/1071829198929575936

As much as I wanted to vote for the Bryan thing in this tournament, it's not a fair matchup against gently caress Hogan Forever

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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The medical "concern" was always bullshit and Bryan knew it, which is why he tried getting out of his contract in the first place. WWE only cared in the sense that they didn't want him making another company money.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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The Booker T angle was complete bullshit on a million different levels, both kayfabe and real life. Here's a good article from a black fan's perspective on how lovely it really felt (and the Hogan joke is depressingly prescient): https://uproxx.com/prowrestling/triple-h-booker-t-wrestlemania-19-anniversary/

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“You’re not here to be a competitor. You’re here to be an entertainer.”

It’s the part of Triple H’s promo that I keep coming back to. The idea that black wrestlers are there for entertainment and not for actual winning. I can’t help but think that reflects the actual front office idea for black wrestlers, especially when it comes to the company’s most prized titles. After all, Mark Henry, who is getting inducted into the Hall Of Fame this weekend, is the last black wrestler to compete for the world title on a pay-per-view, doing so five years ago. At this rate, I wouldn’t be surprised if N-word-spouting Hulk Hogan is welcomed back before we see a black wrestler hold up the world title to close out a ‘Mania.

All this goes back to that fateful WrestleMania 19 night. Where one wrestler’s blackness went from a point of pride to a target of hateful rhetoric. And instead of allowing him to overcome that hatred, he was made to succumb to it. On the biggest stage wrestling has to offer. Fifteen years later, we still haven’t seen much in the way of retribution for that loss. It’s a moment that hangs over WrestleMania’s head no matter how many years and unfulfilled promises pass by.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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The Hawk thing definitely belongs in this tournament but IMO it's a mismatch against Booker/HHH, which should be at least a few seeds higher

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Every time the Reid angle gets brought up someone barges in with "durrr Charlotte was OK with it and actually pushed for it" and I'm like ... is that supposed to make Charlotte look good? Or is she just covering the company's rear end for something everybody knew was a bad idea? Because it's still lovely and exploitative, no matter who came up with it. And it sure as hell wasn't cleared by the whole family, given Ric's (by all accounts genuine) reaction.

Reminder that there was literally no payoff to this angle because Paige and Charlotte did a double-turn like 2 weeks later.

Benne fucked around with this message at 06:02 on Dec 13, 2018

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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GRR is what finally convinced me to give up my Network sub. Good riddance.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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This is no contest but I hope we see more Twitter meltdowns from people who think Punk "got what he deserved"

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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I thought I knew all the Owen details but

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Plus they also wanted to dress up a midget wrestler up as a Mini Blazer, attached to Owen. It only didn’t happen because Owen ducked the rehearsals for it.

This is news to me :stare:

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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https://twitter.com/NY64Tournament/status/1074155586076454913

Vince making people figuratively kiss his rear end or Vince making people literally kiss his rear end? Tough choice here.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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... yeah, I'm gonna be following the redtext advice here

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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There's a long fruitful discussion to be had about the hosed-up power dynamics and toxic work environment that Vince McMahon has fostered over the decades, which eventually leads to situations like talent agreeing to and/or coerced into kissing his rear end on live television. But it's late and I'm tired so I'll just say you're a loving moron and move on with my life.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Benne posted:

... yeah, I'm gonna be following the redtext advice here

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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I went with Virgil but this was a tougher choice than I expected

https://twitter.com/NY64Tournament/status/1074480448561131526

:chloe:

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Wasn't Virgil also in an angle (not in WWF) where he got beat up by people wearing literal Klan robes?

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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People seem to handwave it because they like Dustin the person, but Goldust was always an awful loving gimmick

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Basically when Rey showed up in New Japan teasing a bunch of dream money matches, Vince couldn't back up the Brinks truck fast enough

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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If you want more proof that the WWE propaganda machine is a real thing, witness an entire generation of fans instantly leap to "Eddie would've loved this angle!" as their automatic defense, as if they knew a goddamn thing about Eddie Guerrero or what he really would've wanted.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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The HLA segment is real loving gross on a thousand different levels

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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One of the most important qualities of a good journalist is not necessarily being the first to break a story -- it's the followup coverage that really matters. Dave has always been great at digging into stories as they develop, updating, and providing the greater context as he goes along unpacking new details. It's a very meat-and-potatoes slow-burn style of journalism, which often gets lost over a fandom conditioned to sensationalist DIRSTSHEETZ NEWZ SCOOPZ type coverage.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Those DOA/Boricuas matches were the loving drizzling shits and they dragged that feud on for months and months and goddamn months on end. It's very much a worthy NIT entry.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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https://twitter.com/NY64Tournament/status/1078485164098023429

This will get my vote for as long as it lasts in the tournament

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Also let's not forget the "Sasha's ratchet" stuff from her NXT heel run

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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The golden rule of WWE is that black wrestlers are only ever allowed to team up or feud with each other exclusively

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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https://twitter.com/KungFu_Grip/status/1080273314877227009

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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I don't think anything is beating the ring boy scandal at this point

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Asuka is such small potatoes compared to everyone else on this list that I don't think it's worth bothering

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Did Stu Hart even do anything in WWE other than making random appearances in his sons' angles

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Max Landis being a former goon is the least surprising development

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Clearly I'm out of the loop here, what was Jimmy Savile's connection to wrestling?

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Every new thing I learn about Savile is more depressing than the last

Also "pervert DJ" is an uh, interesting way to describe a horrific serial predator, Welsh newspaper I haven't heard of until now

Benne fucked around with this message at 03:07 on Jan 20, 2019

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Anyway, if we're opening up the field to non-WWE people then we gotta include Yoshiko for shooting on Act Yasukawa and ending her career

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On February 22, 2015, Yoshiko faced former stablemate Act Yasukawa in her third defense of the World of Stardom Championship. The match saw Yoshiko go off script,[25] legitimately beating Yasukawa until veteran wrestler Kyoko Kimura threw in a towel to end the match after less than eight minutes.[26][27] Afterwards, Yasukawa was diagnosed with fractured cheek, nasal and orbital bones, which required surgery.[28][29] Yasukawa had had issues with her eyes before the incident, having undergone a cataract surgery the previous year.[29] On February 25, Stardom held a press conference, during which Yoshiko publicly apologized for the incident, after which she was stripped of the World of Stardom Championship and suspended indefinitely.[30][31] The incident received mainstream attention in Japan and became known as Seisan Matchi (凄惨マッチ, "Ghastly Match").[32][33] The incident also strained the relationship between Stardom's management and top wrestler Nanae Takahashi, leading to Takahashi quitting the promotion in May.[34] On May 31, Stardom announced that Yoshiko had decided to retire from professional wrestling.[35][36] Her retirement ceremony took place on June 14, however, during the closing ten-bell salute meant to signal the end of her career, Yoshiko walked out on the ceremony, leading to questions over whether she was truly retired.[37][38] Yasukawa eventually returned to the ring on September 23, 2015,[39][40] but retired the following December due to the damage inflicted on her eye in the incident with Yoshiko.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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As a dumb American who barely heard of Savile before his death and the subsequent revelations, I'm trying to think of a possible American equivalent for what he did (famous star who used his power to abuse vulnerable people and cover it up for decades on end). At first I thought Jerry Sandusky, but he was only at the assistant coach level and fairly obscure even to most hardcore football fans (and also was long retired when the investigation started), while Savile was a massive TV star and pop culture icon. I think I've settled on R. Kelly now that his monstrous actions, and the buddies who protected him along the way, are finally getting the scrutiny they deserve.

Either way, if Savile was eligible for this tournament he'd win in a landslide.

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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I Before E posted:

Deserting the military and holding bosses up for cash are both actually good

It's still funny that Orton is all #BlueLivesMatter when he got kicked out of the military for being an AWOL dipshit

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