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Best Not WWE Name
This poll is closed.
Up North 70 41.92%
New York 21 12.57%
Titan 12 7.19%
Stamford 18 10.78%
The XXX Porno Wrestling on the Other Channel 46 27.54%
Total: 167 votes
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Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

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You forgot kerwin white

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Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

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Oh poo poo I remembered you didn't put sweet Jesus she has a penis on the bracket

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

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TV Zombie posted:

Does Val Venis seducing and bedding Yamaguchi San's wife which led to the choppy choppy your pee pee angle get an entry in the NIT?

The woman who played Mrs yamaguchi-san was underage as well

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

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Dave got that one wrong then

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

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Where is Parts Unknown anyway

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

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I think it's even worse because before warrior came back, the WWE made that hit piece DVD about him and then made him into a martyr once he died

So they're double hypocrites

Smoking Crow fucked around with this message at 15:02 on Dec 11, 2018

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

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I was looking through Observers about Terry Garvin and found this extremely Dave sentence

"The credibility of Titan executives, spokespeople and Vince McMahon himself, were all reeling from constant denials of both the company having a steroid problem and of Hulk Hogan having used steroids to build his physique stemming from the 1991 trial of Dr. George Zahorian where it came out he supplied a large percentage of WWF wrestlers and some other wrestlers who were no longer in the WWF but had made contact with him while in the WWF, with both steroids and prescription pain killers almost behaving like a drug dealer selling drugs out of a suitcase setting up shot at shows in Allentown and Hershey, PA, and sending them via fed-ex through the mail on a regular basis, including to McMahon, Hogan, Roddy Piper, Billy Graham and Ultimate Warrior."

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

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Kane and Lita is way worse because the end game was Lita miscarrying and then leaving Kane for Edge, where Kane became the babyface fighting against the cheating bitch Lita

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

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Rarity posted:

To be fair this only happened because the Matt/Lita/Edge stuff came to light and was getting huge fan response so they had no choice but to go with it. I voted Linda myself because it was such an awful way to treat disabled people. Although I wasn't paying too much attention in '04 so I don't know the full details of the Kane/Lita storyline.

so they had to make the storyline kane raping lita and then her getting stockholm syndrome

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

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the whole matt hardy/lita affair could be on a different bracket

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

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Rarity posted:

Wait, that started with Kane raping Lita?

I wanna change my vote :negative:

The angle was originally supposed to be Kane vs Matt Hardy

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

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Web Jew.0 posted:

I'll do it. Do you have a one-sentence summary for each thing for people who don't want to listen to the whole podcast?

WWE bad

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

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CM Punk tried to sui, WWE purposefully countersuid to bankrupt him and destroy his friendship with Colt Cabana

Martha Hart tried to sui, WWE purposefully gave out settlements to other members of her family to isolate her from them and cause a falling out

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

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Are you trolling right now

Am I being trolled

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

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Phil Donahue, Larry King and Morton Downey Jr had Vince on to talk about this and then he nearly went to jail for steroid distribution. WWE looked horrible to the general public

It's one of the reasons why American wrestling was a black hole in the early/mid-90s, but Steve Austin and the Rock got really hot and everyone forgot

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

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Can you do a bonus sweet 16 of poo poo fritz did

You don't even need voting just decide it for yourself

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

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Let's start calling him by his true gimmick name, Curly Bill

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

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Why are so many entries in this tournament just ways to make fun of dusty rhodes

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

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Oh God

I just realized you forgot hiring Bill Watts to book after that Torch interview

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

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Roland Barthes liked wrestling so you know at least it's better than baby powder and wine

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

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dave is the memphis of journalism

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

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i thought vince wrote the bestiality sex line

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

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remember when vince russo had faction warfare of nazi bikers vs black nationalists vs puerto ricans

please add this to the nit

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

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I want this to be true because American badass would make sense

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

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Are you telling me you don't want to watch kona crush vs late 90s TNT

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

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The brawl for all is less bad because it ended with JBL getting his face caved in

RIP Dr Death

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

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B4A confirmed that Steve Blackman was a legit shooter

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

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A thing people don't remember about the Brawl for All is all the guys in the tournament still had to work full house show and raw schedules

Like there's a week where Bradshaw very obviously gets concussed and then has to get squashed by Vader the next week

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

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CarlCX posted:

I don't feel hugely secure about it but I kind of lean towards the Brawl for All. The ethical grounds for going on with the show after Owen's death are a lot darker, but it was also an abrupt, unexpected situation to which they reacted poorly, whereas the Brawl for All was a planned, premeditated stunt that put pressure on lower-card workers who had far more reason to fear for their jobs if they said no and got them to legitimately injure one another without additional pay or even a reduction in schedule for anyone but the finalists to make up for getting bludgeoned, a big swath of the losers had their WWF careers ended in large part because of it, and the winner, for his efforts, got knocked the gently caress out by a professional fighter and fired.

but everyone is not wrong that Bradshaw getting hosed up was pretty okay

Brawl for All wasn't mandated, anyone who wanted could enter. So you get guys who thought they were badasses (bradshaw, dr death), guys who wanted to harm others for enjoyment (steve blackman), guys who didn't want to be there but wanted some free cash (dan severn) and guys who wanted any time on television so they can get some push please (everyone else)

well if bradshaw doesn't make you feel bad, how about the fact that PCO was in this tournament and still fought even though he's blind in one eye. steve williams just continuously punches and goes for takedowns on his blind side until the ref stopped it

and steve blackman broke his orbital bone and had to pull out of the tournament, but still had to work raw and house shows

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

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It killed Steve Williams's chances of a big Austin program and kind of ended his career

Maybe if he had some Austin dollars he wouldn't have to do things like get his rear end kicked in Pride to pay for his cancer treatments

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

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He hung out with Oklahoma after but that's not good

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

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In the old days, that would happen a lot. Ole Anderson and Stu Hart (among others) were famous for beating up trainees to see if they were tough enough for the business

Like Dave says, WWE are the last carnies

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

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atsushi onita stuck firecrackers up hayabusa and mr gannousuke's buttholes and lit them while they were young boys

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

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This isn't the FMW 64 but man, they really poo poo on hayabusa at every turn

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

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honoring hako's memory rn by continuing to post while he is currently dead

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

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njsykora posted:

No, 1999 he was fully in at WCW I believe.

Russo signed with WCW in September, Over the Edge was in May

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

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Warrior decides to do business again

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

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Day 2 and AEW is already loving dead

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

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Jim Mitchell said that Kanyon was paranoid about anyone finding out he was gay and would go to crazy lengths to hide it. He hired a woman to live in his house with him in his guest bedroom and act like his girlfriend during parties. He thought that if anyone knew he was gay, they would hold it against him, and he would get buried.

Then he told WWE and they had the Undertaker crush his skull and have him sing Culture Club

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Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

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He was yelling at ICP

Jerry Lawler calling someone a carny is rich irony

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