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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

i'll probably be here until either the forums die or i do, whichever comes first.

bless

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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

i pushed the turbo button and now my computer thinks it's 66 instead of 33

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

i'll probably be here until either the forums die or i do, whichever comes first.
:same:

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

my bitter bi rival posted:

what kind of idiot would use a computer

powerful sentiment

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
computer please boot up

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


scratch that. computer don't

Toady
Jan 12, 2009

will computers ever be fun again

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

Toady posted:

will computers ever be fun again

not if i have anything to say about it

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Toady posted:

will computers ever be fun again

you can recapture that fun with the Altair 8800 clone

Altair 8800 Clone

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


computers and the internet are very bad now because everything is ads*


* sometimes it's ads and genocide

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

computers and the internet are very bad now because everything is ads*


* sometimes it's ads and genocide

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
drilled holes in my computer to make it go faster

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Siljmonster posted:

drilled holes in my computer to make it go faster

did data flow the spout?

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy
downloading ram always helps me OP.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Siljmonster posted:

drilled holes in my computer to make it go faster

sicc

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Siljmonster posted:

drilled holes in my computer to make it go faster

thanks now I get to post this again

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
lomarf more like slowmarf

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Computer please don't slow down

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

~Coxy posted:

thanks now I get to post this again



lol what in the hell

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD
in order to make a desktop computer 2mm thinner; they made it run so hot that it throttles itself under load
enterprising Mac users can work around this design flaw to get extra frames in fortnite

~Coxy fucked around with this message at 05:50 on Dec 14, 2018

Nomnom Cookie
Aug 30, 2009



~Coxy posted:

thanks now I get to post this again



pfft frickin mac dorks. just take the side off and point a fan at the guts if its overheating

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
lmao that most problems for computers can be solved with a standard sized box fan and proper ventilation

Stick Insect
Oct 24, 2010

My enemies are many.

My equals are none.

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

whenever i disable javascript in my browser the speed difference blows my mind

mystes posted:

It breaks too much stuff to just disable it globally now and it's probably too much of a pain to enable it for every site.

extremely same to both.

4lokos basilisk
Jul 17, 2008


Stick Insect posted:

extremely same to both.

noscript crew represent

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Penisface posted:

noscript crew represent

hey we made a point revision, just gonna hijack your next browser session to tell you all about how we keep your browser from showing you bullshit you don't care abuot

Stick Insect
Oct 24, 2010

My enemies are many.

My equals are none.
it's dumb because I don't need to be reminded that I was running noscript. It's pretty evident every time you visit a web page. friendship ended with noscript. uMatrix is best friend now.

Penisface posted:

noscript crew represent

maybe also old computre hardware crew? computer isn't getting slow, it was always slow.

I can youtube 1080p fine, but need to downgrade to 720p if it's one of those 60 fps vids.

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
what sites are you guys going to where javascript performance is so bad it's a problem? literally the only sites I've seen do that are torrent sites, porn sites, and lovely clickbait news sites

literally everything else seems to be fine in regards to javascript

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
the javascript on this very site runs like poo poo. things like youtube and twitter embeds

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

Shaggar posted:

the javascript on this very site runs like poo poo. things like youtube and twitter embeds

I've never noticed it

maybe you need to a better browser

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
programmers are really bad at user experience involving anything async

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

My Linux Rig posted:

I've never noticed it

maybe you need to a better browser

edge is chromium now lol

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

My Linux Rig posted:

what sites are you guys going to where javascript performance is so bad it's a problem? literally the only sites I've seen do that are torrent sites, porn sites, and lovely clickbait news sites

literally everything else seems to be fine in regards to javascript

abuses 500 tabs as bookmarks crew represent

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

cbc's scripts are bad

4lokos basilisk
Jul 17, 2008


My Linux Rig posted:

what sites are you guys going to where javascript performance is so bad it's a problem? literally the only sites I've seen do that are torrent sites, porn sites, and lovely clickbait news sites

literally everything else seems to be fine in regards to javascript

on my 8 year old mbp i could play quake 3 and civilization 5, but typing text into fb messenger i had lag just waiting for the text to show up

after i got my new pc i noticed suddenly that a lot of sites i go to are snappier and more responsive

i guess that's what you get if you use javascript close to the metal or whatever - you end up with technology that is still trying to solve the same loving problems as we had in the 90s, except now in the browser

4lokos basilisk
Jul 17, 2008


i think the next step is basically yo dawg we put a $DOCKER_BUT_WITH_JAVASCRIPT in your browser so now you can waste all the gains from hardware into yet another matryoshka layer of bullshit

skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

President Beep posted:

lomarf more like slowmarf

but enough about your ability to keep up with current posting trends

skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

Skim Milk posted:

but enough about your ability to keep up with current posting trends

bc bad posting is en vogue and ur posts are real good

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
computer's

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

jimmyjams posted:

computer's

no thank you

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Nomnom Cookie
Aug 30, 2009



Penisface posted:

i think the next step is basically yo dawg we put a $DOCKER_BUT_WITH_JAVASCRIPT in your browser so now you can waste all the gains from hardware into yet another matryoshka layer of bullshit

with the power of webassembly, kubernetes in the browser is not only possible but inevitable

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