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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Has Prince been good this year?

I remember I kinda liked him when he came out of college and then the only thing I remember about him with the Giants is he got hazed into his second year. I honestly didn't even know he was on the Bears.

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

The Bears are paying Parkey more than Gould is getting in SF. I'm pretty sure they could have paid Gould what they are paying Parkey.

Seriously, Parkey's contract is 4 years/15 million.

Gould is 2 years/4 million.

edit - I mean I know Gould was gone a couple years before Parkey, but man it was stupid then and it's even stupider now. You don't give up good kickers.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Dexo posted:

RAMS CAN SUCK MY DICK FROM THE BACK PACKERS, VIKINGS AND LIONS TOO

THE NFC NORTH IS OURS BITCH

kids these days been saying "suck my dick from the back" but i dont understand how thats possible

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

Lmao Goff

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
Eddie Jackson is just utterly absurd

Styles Bitchley
Nov 13, 2004

FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN

Dexo posted:

RAMS CAN SUCK MY DICK FROM THE BACK PACKERS, VIKINGS AND LIONS TOO

THE NFC NORTH IS OURS BITCH

Have fun with your Jacksonville season.

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something

mastershakeman posted:

How do you give up like 30 to the Giants then hold the Rams to 6

Be the Bears

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Goff threw it straight to Jackson

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

mastershakeman posted:

How do you give up like 30 to the Giants then hold the Rams to 6

tbf Mitch threw a pick 6 and gave them good field position.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Grittybeard posted:

Has Prince been good this year?

I remember I kinda liked him when he came out of college and then the only thing I remember about him with the Giants is he got hazed into his second year. I honestly didn't even know he was on the Bears.

hes mostly just a guy

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

mastershakeman posted:

How do you give up like 30 to the Giants then hold the Rams to 6

Through the power of titties.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


THIS WAS LITERALLY LAST YEAR

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Android Apocalypse posted:

Holy cow the Bears D is good.

Can they carry Trubinsky to a Super Bowl?

Yes

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Styles Bitchley posted:

Have fun with your Jacksonville season.

I INTEND TO

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Dexo posted:

tbf Mitch threw a pick 6 and gave them good field position.

I thought Mitch didn't play last week

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
prince amukamara is a guy who is okayish and can't stay healthy

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

mastershakeman posted:

How do you give up like 30 to the Giants then hold the Rams to 6

The answer is fumbles and very, very misty conditions

also chase daniel

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

R.D. Mangles posted:

THIS WAS LITERALLY LAST YEAR

name a better trio...... ill wait

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Intruder posted:

I thought Mitch didn't play last week

Mitch Chase, whatever, both throw picks.

Ummagumma
Jul 19, 2004
skydog

Dexo posted:

tbf Mitch threw a pick 6 and gave them good field position.

Mitch didn't play last week.

The Bears defense is prone to poor tackling and lapses from time-to-time (happened in the Miami game as well). Barkley ran all over them. When they're on though, they're on.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


JOHN FOX I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




PHINS UP


BEAR DOWN


WIDE LEFT


SEACREST OUT

Peachfart
Jan 21, 2017

I'm ready for the Seahawks to play these Rams in the playoffs.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

GeneX posted:

The answer is fumbles and very, very misty conditions

also chase daniel

barkley ran for 125!

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something

R.D. Mangles posted:

THIS WAS LITERALLY LAST YEAR

So triggered rn
Seriously, he looks like a blind person was told the rough idea of a human then told to draw it.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
The QBs combined for under 300 yards passing and 7 picks

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

TMMadman posted:

The Bears are paying Parkey more than Gould is getting in SF. I'm pretty sure they could have paid Gould what they are paying Parkey.

Seriously, Parkey's contract is 4 years/15 million.

Gould is 2 years/4 million.

edit - I mean I know Gould was gone a couple years before Parkey, but man it was stupid then and it's even stupider now. You don't give up good kickers.

Yeah but his contract was backloaded and he was essentially cut for the cap hit

Not that I'm defending it - they should have restructured/extended instead but welp

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WelFLZQiYCo&t=30s

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
J. Goff 20-44, 180 YDS, 4 INT

M. Trubisky 16-30, 110 YDS, 1 TD, 3 INT

Goff won the INT battle.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Zyla posted:

kids these days been saying "suck my dick from the back" but i dont understand how thats possible

You have to bury your face deep in between the butt cheeks, like nose buried in the anus, and pull the dick down and back under the taint.

Ask your mom.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


420_Power_Rangers posted:

So triggered rn
Seriously, he looks like a blind person was told the rough idea of a human then told to draw it.

i still can't believe that's a real picture

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


TMMadman posted:

The Bears are paying Parkey more than Gould is getting in SF. I'm pretty sure they could have paid Gould what they are paying Parkey.

Seriously, Parkey's contract is 4 years/15 million.

Gould is 2 years/4 million.

edit - I mean I know Gould was gone a couple years before Parkey, but man it was stupid then and it's even stupider now. You don't give up good kickers.

Gould kinda sorta looked like he was on his way down, his last year with the bears was his worst with them if not worst of his career.

Which was still above average and they should have paid the man his money. Parkey is trash.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
That coach overlay is insanely sad

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW
The Bears loving up kneeling out the game and letting the Rams score on a Punt return would be loving hilarious, here we go.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
"Mendoza line."

C'mon Collinsworth.



You know you want to call it the Dalton line.

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Get that second safety!

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



brugroffil posted:

Get that second safety!

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
Can’t believe the Rams are frauds

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

I demand a graphic like this with Trubisky

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