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Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
maybe don't yuck it up with a dude down on the turf Witten

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shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Kawalimus posted:

The Ravens are several steps down from the Seahawks in fact. It's the Seahawks defense then everyone else. Maybe the Cowboys are the closest second.

I got bad(?) news for you, the Seahawks defense is mediocre at best, this performance notwithstanding

Bad pass rush, bad safeties, inconsistent corners, no good edge linebackers. It's Frank Clark, Bobby Wagner, and basically potential.

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something

Kawalimus posted:

The Ravens are several steps down from the Seahawks in fact. It's the Seahawks defense then everyone else. Maybe the Cowboys are the closest second.

The Bears held one of the best offenses in the league to 2 FGs last night, but shine on you crazy diamond

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
What was the over/under here?

sponges
Sep 15, 2011

BGrifter posted:

Lol the Vikings are making GBS threads the bed so hard they might miss the playoffs.

I’m glad of it

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Grittybeard posted:

What was the over/under here?

45.5

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

shirts and skins posted:

Glendale is a cursed hellscape in the middle of a drying up desert shut the gently caress up

God drat how the hell am I getting to sleep tonight

:agreed:

but that screen shape as a secondary replay board :lol:

figure something better out.

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs
Like a third of the Vikings yardage has come on 2 plays

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Why does the Vikings offense look so inept this season? Cousins is playing to his career numbers and they have good weapons.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
2 minute reprieve maybe

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Aw hell, I was hoping an amazingly bad beat with an onside kick and a couple of late TDs but that's too many points to ask for.

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

420_Power_Rangers posted:

The Bears held one of the best offenses in the league to 2 FGs last night, but shine on you crazy diamond

Yeah hawks defense is middle of the road with a lot of potential to build on. The defense have not really won any games outside of this one imo

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

seiferguy posted:

Why does the Vikings offense look so inept this season? Cousins is playing to his career numbers and they have good weapons.

Stop me if you've heard this one before

They have a good QB and excellent skill position players, and an O line bad enough to submarine the whole thing

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION



shirts and skins posted:

Glendale is a cursed hellscape in the middle of a drying up desert shut the gently caress up

God drat how the hell am I getting to sleep tonight

Jokes on you, Phoenix is no where near close to drying up.

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


i think they should not try to score points actually

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
Tre Flowers is... good???

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Vikings will... probably score

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
I think he was in front of the line lol

never mind. good for them

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Heh watch them consider that TD legit.

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
what a touchdown, i guess :geno:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Over the line, mark it zero, etc.

Peachfart
Jan 21, 2017

Nothing happens for 3 quarters and then a poo poo load of points? A very Seahawks game.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


What a normal football game

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Friends help, I'm stuck in a comfy chair underneath a pair of warm blankets in a very cold basement and I don't want to get up.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Pungry posted:

I think he was in front of the line lol

Looks like his foot was still behind.

I kinda miss the old rule where you couldn't have anything in front but bottlegate made them change that.

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs
Dammit I wanted the shutout :mad:

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something

Android Apocalypse posted:

Heh watch them consider that TD legit.

By the rules, it is, but goddamn did it look like poo poo

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Everyone was like, with these refs, could go either way.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Limpest td i think I've ever seen just as a spectacle

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



For god’s sake, SHUT. THE. gently caress. UP. WITTEN.


Each word that comes out of his mouth is dumber and more trite than the previous.

Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

Hasn’t been an easy road for him?

Witten you realize this guy in the last three years has made more money than most players in the league will be lucky to see?

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
love the line rules in the NFL

forward pass: body
touchdown: ball
touchback: body
safety: ball

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Santheb posted:

Hasn’t been an easy road for him?

Witten you realize this guy in the last three years has made more money than most players in the league will be lucky to see?

And has a fully guaranteed contract!

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
lol Vikes end @ Bears.

:fork:

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
good win Seahawks

sponges
Sep 15, 2011

No shut out. Suck on that Seahawk fans :smug:

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Wilson gonna throw a pick here somehow

Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

shirts and skins posted:

And has a fully guaranteed contract!

I almost typed out more money than Witten made in his entire career but he played for like 20 years so maybe not. But it wouldn’t surprise me if it was drat close!

Peachfart
Jan 21, 2017

Proteus Jones posted:

For god’s sake, SHUT. THE. gently caress. UP. WITTEN.


Each word that comes out of his mouth is dumber and more trite than the previous.

My wife was all 'Is that Witten? I heard from someone that he is a really bad announcer.'

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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
That score is so not representative of this game lol

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