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Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Origami Dali posted:

Halloween is mid at best

That noise you just heard echoing across the countryside was me scoffing

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Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

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Lumbermouth posted:

Every Texas Chainsaw movie is bad

Texas Chainsaw Massacre proves you don't need any gore to make a super gory movie

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

which would be the hotter take: “every Texas Chainsaw Massacre is bad” or “every Texas Chainsaw Massacre is good”?

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

I legit like Texas Chainsaw: The Next Generation a lot

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

A True Jar Jar Fan posted:

I legit like Texas Chainsaw: The Next Generation a lot

If it doesn't have a bald leatherface, a bearded leatherface, a robot leatherface, an angry alien leatherface, and a leatherface wearing a hair clip across his eyes, I don't want to know

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Whoopie Goldberg Leatherface

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
Alongside Hill House I also loved the Haunting of Bly Manor. I liked that it had a bittersweet ending in a spooky way, with the gardener expecting to be haunted by her deceased girlfriend and it happening and it being a source of comfort for her. Also the recurring thing where the kids do what they do to stop the protagonist seeing the primary ghost because they know if she sees her, she'll probably get too close and get killed by her like so many others have, so they keep her out of the ghost's path to protect her

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
Wes Craven has like 3 good movies. No I will not be naming them. No I will not be taking any questions.

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



Hollismason posted:

Wes Craven has like 3 good movies. No I will not be naming them. No I will not be taking any questions.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Mia Goth is the Jennifer Laurence of horror

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Horror movies are bad

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



A True Jar Jar Fan posted:

I legit like Texas Chainsaw: The Next Generation a lot

McConaughey’s robot leg is one of those things that I’ll remember in the middle of doing dishes or whatever and just start cracking up.

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Unwelcome is this considered watchable??

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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AKZ posted:

Unwelcome is this considered watchable??

It's good , watch it.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Opopanax posted:

Horror movies are bad

##vote opopanax

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

whoops force of habit

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


Opopanax posted:

Horror movies are bad

on the other hand, all movies are good

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

Xiahou Dun posted:

McConaughey’s robot leg is one of those things that I’ll remember in the middle of doing dishes or whatever and just start cracking up.

He is an absolute lunatic in it, I wish he'd do more horror

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Hollismason posted:

It's good , watch it.

We were trying to

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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AKZ posted:

We were trying to

I liked it. Its fun and gorey.

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



A True Jar Jar Fan posted:

He is an absolute lunatic in it, I wish he'd do more horror

Frailty? Big old chunks of True Detective?

Dude could’ve been a legend of the genre.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
I finally watched the second half of Killer Klowns. As should surprise nobody, it was good. Blob 88 is the better riff on Blob 58, but they're both fun in their own way.

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Hollismason posted:

I liked it. Its fun and gorey.

We didnt make it that far. The muppet showed up we started laughing and whoops Shudder what the poo poo?

dorium
Nov 5, 2009

If it gets in your eyes
Just look into mine
Just look into dreams
and you'll be alright
I'll be alright




Carpenter perfected horror in the 80’s and everyone has only been playing catch up, never equaled or surpassed since then.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

STAC Goat posted:

Giallos aren’t horror, they’re just dumb thrillers.

Giallos are police procedurals + a way to get porn to people pre-VCRs :colbert:

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

which would be the hotter take: “every Texas Chainsaw Massacre is bad” or “every Texas Chainsaw Massacre is good”?
Easily the latter

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

dorium posted:

Carpenter perfected horror in the 80’s and everyone has only been playing catch up, never equaled or surpassed since then.

I think this is so uncontroversial that it should be the next thread title.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

I’m meeting sam Raimi in 12 hours

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
That is super cool and I'm very happy for you. Also please ask him to stop making Marvel movies and pivot back to producing cool episodic TV.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

AKZ posted:

We didnt make it that far. The muppet showed up we started laughing and whoops Shudder what the poo poo?

You have my attention.

dorium
Nov 5, 2009

If it gets in your eyes
Just look into mine
Just look into dreams
and you'll be alright
I'll be alright




CelticPredator posted:

I’m meeting sam Raimi in 12 hours

Ask him to christen the new thread with a new thread title

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

I’m gonna vomit my love to him and then leave

dorium
Nov 5, 2009

If it gets in your eyes
Just look into mine
Just look into dreams
and you'll be alright
I'll be alright




Whatever he says is the new thread title

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
The Horror Thread: Did you just...poo poo yourself? You stink of poo poo!!!!

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Punkin Spunkin posted:

The Horror Thread: Did you just...poo poo yourself? You stink of poo poo!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pC_XT-HdBvE

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

dorium posted:

Ask him to christen the new thread with a new thread title

:yeah:

FueledBySatan
Nov 26, 2006

We are but men
Anyone actually watched Nefarious? I read it was a not so thinly veiled evangelical movie. Is it even worth a hate watch?

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

STAC Goat posted:

You have my attention.

You'll know when you see it

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


A True Jar Jar Fan posted:

I legit like Texas Chainsaw: The Next Generation a lot

I legit love the new TCM

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Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Unwelcome is a decent movie made great by a loving wild final 10 minutes.

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