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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

indigi posted:

they just lost to the loving Cowboys and looked exceedingly mortal against the Bucs. chill, Nick Foles has heard your prayers

And the Bears lost to the Giants and the Rams lost to the Eagles and we all fall down

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Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Silly Burrito posted:

Jesus. My betting is constrained to fantasy football league fees.

Yeah high roller stupidity is pretty insane...and funny.

My grand total was $15 bucks a year on draft kings.

I can’t even imagine betting so much for such a small return.

Intruder posted:

A dude bet $20K on Virginia to win in the opening round of the men's BB tournament last year. Would have won him $870. Virginia lost

That poo poo is loving just mind numbing.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Big
Dick
Nick

Also I was gonna ask if the Rams are fading, but their final two games are @ARI and vSF so I think they'll be fine.

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Niners beat the Seahawks so :shrug:

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Who makes his headset?

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Silly Burrito posted:

Who makes his headset?

Joey Bosa, rest his baby soul.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







imagine being that exposed

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

FizFashizzle posted:

imagine being that exposed

But enough about Joe Cullen

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

I really don't think McVay won't coach himself out of that corner. Put more blockers in for Goff. Okay, problem solved.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Silly Burrito posted:

Who makes his headset?

Bang and Olufsen, maybe?

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Silly Burrito posted:

Niners beat the Seahawks so :shrug:

Don't pretend like that is an impressive act.

Ammanas
Jul 17, 2005

Voltes V: "Laser swooooooooord!"

Its Rinaldo posted:

Don't pretend like that is an impressive act.

have you seen the 49ers lately

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

MazelTovCocktail posted:

Yeah high roller stupidity is pretty insane...and funny.

My grand total was $15 bucks a year on draft kings.

I can’t even imagine betting so much for such a small return.


That poo poo is loving just mind numbing.

On the 30 for 30 about Tyson/Douglas they mentioned that someone put $160k on Tyson for a possible $4k payout.

Gamblers are weird.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

It's free money until it isn't

Hako
Jul 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

IcePhoenix posted:

On the 30 for 30 about Tyson/Douglas they mentioned that someone put $160k on Tyson for a possible $4k payout.

Gamblers are weird.

Gotta launder that money somehow.

Burginator
Sep 10, 2007

Two ALL BEEF patties,
Special Sauce?
Let Us Cheese.
I got to see the Vikings play a complete game again, it made me very happy. This defense is feeling really stout again with Griffen back, maybe for once something will break their way in the playoffs (assuming they make it)

(Lol something going the Vikings way in the playoffs)

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Yeah nothing ever goes the Vikings way in the playoffs. Certainly not last year against New Orleans

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

The Suffering of the Succotash.

FizFashizzle posted:

imagine being that exposed

Let's ask the Cowboys about that!

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
So Nick Foles is the Rams Kryptonite,

Some of Foles' passes last night were slick as gently caress.

Going forward im a bit worried tbh, not about Wentz' ability, but his ability to stay healthy, I dont think hes fragile but is picking up injuries that could really shorten his career or affect his skill set. Having Foles as a backup is really handy at the moment and hes easily the best backup and probably better than half the starters in the league right now, but i cant see them re-singing him as hes an FA next year.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Burginator posted:

I got to see the Vikings play a complete game again, it made me very happy. This defense is feeling really stout again with Griffen back, maybe for once something will break their way in the playoffs (assuming they make it)

(Lol something going the Vikings way in the playoffs)

hmm yes, I cannot think of a time in recent memory that a very lucky and ridiculous thing happened for the Vikings in the playoffs :thunk:

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Burginator posted:

I got to see the Vikings play a complete game again, it made me very happy. This defense is feeling really stout again with Griffen back, maybe for once something will break their way in the playoffs (assuming they make it)

(Lol something going the Vikings way in the playoffs)

Maybe if they show up to their next playoff game something might happen.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Docjowles posted:

hmm yes, I cannot think of a time in recent memory that a very lucky and ridiculous thing happened for the Vikings in the playoffs :thunk:

Perhaps if it did, the NFL’s own network could run the same ad featuring it over 30 times in one Saturday game.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Titans CB Logan Ryan our for the year with a broken leg. Fuuuuuuuuck.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Silly Burrito posted:

Who makes his headset?

Beats

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Titans CB Logan Ryan our for the year with a broken leg. Fuuuuuuuuck.

Now if I can just get someone to beat the steelers or raven

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

do not beat raven

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Rams bad

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
The Rams will not even get a byee

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
If the bears lose out and cowboys win out, do the bears lose the tiebreaker for 3rd seed?

Edit: playoff generator says bears fall to 4th if tied with cowboys but I don't know what the tiebreaker is

mastershakeman fucked around with this message at 18:26 on Dec 17, 2018

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself
The Vikings are 3-3 in their last 6, with all 3 losses to playoff teams (2 in their conference) and 3 victories over lovely garbage squads.

Cock Sucker
Nov 14, 2018

CyberPingu posted:

So Nick Foles is the Rams Kryptonite,

Some of Foles' passes last night were slick as gently caress.

Going forward im a bit worried tbh, not about Wentz' ability, but his ability to stay healthy, I dont think hes fragile but is picking up injuries that could really shorten his career or affect his skill set. Having Foles as a backup is really handy at the moment and hes easily the best backup and probably better than half the starters in the league right now, but i cant see them re-singing him as hes an FA next year.

Lol Wentz is made of glass

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Grand Theft Autobot posted:

The Vikings are 3-3 in their last 6, with all 3 losses to playoff teams (2 in their conference) and 3 victories over lovely garbage squads.

This made me wonder, so:

Each team's record vs currently winning teams:

3-1 Bears, Saints
5-2 Patriots, Rams
4-2 Chargers
3-2 Colts
3-3 Texans, Chiefs
2-2 Panthers
3-4 Dolphins, Titans
2-3 Giants, Steelers, Ravens
3-5 Broncos
2-4 Seahawks
2-5 Bengals, Eagles
2-6 Bills
2-7 Jaguars
1-5-1 Browns, Packers
1-4 Cowboys, Buccaneers, Washington
1-5 Jets, 49ers
1-6 Lions
1-7 Raiders
0-6 Cardinals
0-5 Falcons, Vikings

Kalli fucked around with this message at 18:45 on Dec 17, 2018

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

Grand Theft Autobot posted:

The Vikings are 3-3 in their last 6, with all 3 losses to playoff teams (2 in their conference) and 3 victories over lovely garbage squads.

The Kirk Cousins Special

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling
1-800-GAMBLER


Ultra Carp

Kalli posted:

This made me wonder, so:

Each team's record vs currently winning teams:

3-1 Bears, Saints
5-2 Patriots, Rams
4-2 Chargers
3-2 Colts
3-3 Texans, Chiefs
2-2 Panthers
3-4 Dolphins, Titans
2-3 Giants, Steelers, Ravens
3-5 Broncos
2-4 Seahawks
2-5 Bengals, Eagles
2-6 Bills
2-7 Jaguars
1-5-1 Browns, Packers
1-4 Cowboys, Buccaneers, Washington
1-5 Jets, 49ers
1-6 Lions
1-7 Raiders
0-6 Cardinals
0-5 Falcons, Vikings

I still can't believe the Lions beat the Patriots.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Acebuckeye13 posted:

I still can't believe the Lions beat the Patriots.

It was week one, but Bucs over Saints looks crazy now too.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Acebuckeye13 posted:

I still can't believe the Lions beat the Patriots.

Beats the Chiefs and Texans, gets crushed by the the Jaguars and Lions.

Sure is a "fun" season this year.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

The number of bad ex-Patriots who have clowned the Pats this year is kind of hilarious. Off the top of my head

Lions (Matt "rapist" Patricia)
Titans (Vrabel, plus Butler and Ryan in the secondary)
Miami (Brandon Bolden outta nowhere with multiple long TD's in the Laterlol game)

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

mastershakeman posted:

If the bears lose out and cowboys win out, do the bears lose the tiebreaker for 3rd seed?

Edit: playoff generator says bears fall to 4th if tied with cowboys but I don't know what the tiebreaker is

In that scenario, best win percentage in conference (NFC) games.

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Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


Jared Goff is slightly better than Mark Sanchez

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