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Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


I find it difficult to believe that Kingpin could ever have reproduced, never mind financing a super-collider in an attempt to replace his dead family.

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Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


I hope Peter B Parker doesn't return in any capacity except as a cameo as Spider-Dad.

It was in one of chase scenes with Prowler we get a look at the street at night and I swear it looked live-action.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


Remember when some nerd called Max Dillon fell into a vat of electric eels and got electric superpowers, which caused the gap in his front teeth to close? Me neither.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


Aldi and Lidl are totally acceptable given how Tesco and Dunnes are major-rips in comparison.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


Does anyone have that comic cover of Aunt May marrying Doc Ock, and the Spiderverse equivalent?

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


Is that panther-shaped gargoyle a reference to something?

The one you see Peter B. lounge on his backstory. It reminded of Black Panther.

Inspector Gesicht fucked around with this message at 16:21 on Feb 28, 2019

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


I do think Miles' parents will be pissed when they find out. Peter Parker was perfect, and yet he died by having the bad luck of a hadron-collider exploding on him, and he leaves behind a young widow and a lone mother-figure. Miles' parents won't be impressed by his super-strength, agility, or that that he's Spider-man since Spider-man has died once already.

Inspector Gesicht fucked around with this message at 00:07 on Mar 7, 2019

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


Aaron and Miles have only one scene together before Aaron goes to "work", but you wouldn't notice that fact.

I do wish the MCU would stop undercutting dramatic scenes with a joke. Here they cut out Peter Porker's line about his electrocuted uncle smelling good and it gave us a far touching moment then you'd expect from a cartoon pig.

Inspector Gesicht fucked around with this message at 12:36 on Mar 7, 2019

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


What about "You're the best of all of us Miles. You're on you way. Just keep goin. Just keep goin."

Inspector Gesicht fucked around with this message at 15:28 on May 18, 2019

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


To be fair Tombstone is a complete loser in the movie.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


Thank god for the Ignore button.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


Better a spider-verse sequel than a clone saga adaptation.

Miles needs a solo movie where he has the signature suit beginning to end. Gwen is worth a spinoff. Peter B had a pretty good ending and should be restricted to cameos. The other three only work as quirky supporting cast. I know absolutely nothing about Miguel and I don't see how he stands out as futuristic when Spiderman is inherently science-fiction.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


Miguel is so top-heavy I can only assume he ate another Spider-Man to get that way.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


It has been five years since I last consumed any live-action Star Wars. Solo was a mediocre work that was loving bad in it what it represented. IP incest. VC Andrews, Flowers in Outer Space.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


The final Solo we got was a creative dead end that drew from a checklist rather than any real inspiration. A character not worthy of a spinoff gets a whole movie explaining every deed to his name, including his name. There's also a Fleabag robot.

L&M's version would have been better, but I'm glad they're since on an IP that isn't so indebted to a single movie from 1977.

Spider-verse good.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


I can't believe Jesper the postman is going destroy the multiverse. I thought he was going to be the first-act fodder who gets tossed aside when the real action starts.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


Audible sound-mixing is nothing but a tool of the Capitalist Agenda.

Christopher Nolan and his jock-strap are rebels.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


I doubt the release date will hold given the strike in play.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


After the prologue was the rest of the movie in one day?

Yes, I did notice the Spider-person with the huge arse.

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Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


If Webslinger is the name of the cowboy spiderman, what the hell is porn star spiderman gonna be called?

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