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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

"Appreciate the correction"

lol I'm sure he was about to get punched

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
OH yeah this is how the Titans win the division.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Elephanthead posted:

Texans cheating again

I know it seems like it but playing against the Jets isn't cheating

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Elephanthead posted:

Texans cheating again

Playing in such a weak division so that you can make the playoffs all the time despite being amazingly mediocre isn't cheating per se...

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

mcmagic posted:

Playing in such a weak division so that you can make the playoffs all the time despite being amazingly mediocre isn't cheating per se...

But enough about the Patriots

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Using bandwidth to watch the Jets play.

Fuckin NFL man

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
7500 for superbowl tickets on nfl ticket scam . com

They gonna be really cheap when it is the chargers playing the rams

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Sorry guys we have to wait until after this commercial before you can run a play even though you're all lined up!

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Intruder posted:

But enough about the Patriots

BoB and the Texans couldn't beat the mediocre patriots if the lives of their entire families depended on it.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

mcmagic posted:

BoB and the Texans couldn't beat the mediocre patriots if the lives of their entire families depended on it.

Tricking mgmagic into stanning for the Patriots is my Superbowl

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
luv to watch my team limp along to a 3-3 first quarter with The Literal Jets

Naturally Selected
Nov 28, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Madden commercials are so goddamn sad.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Intruder posted:

Tricking mgmagic into stanning for the Patriots is my Superbowl

I'm just stating the truth...

Dom is Here
Nov 11, 2016

Lipstick Apathy

Codependent Poster posted:

Sorry guys we have to wait until after this commercial before you can run a play even though you're all lined up!

:capitalism:

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Let us go JETS do a football

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Elephanthead posted:

7500 for superbowl tickets on nfl ticket scam . com

.... seems like a good deal :downs:

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Might want to cover the one receiver that catches things.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Elephanthead posted:

Might want to cover the one receiver that catches things.

The Jets never thought to gameplan for *checks notes* DeAndre Hopkins

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Elephanthead posted:

Might want to cover the one receiver that catches things.

who could possibly plan for the Texans' strategy of 'throw the ball to the guy who's real good at catching and running'?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Watkins hanging out on the bench is good enough that I won't complain about him not throwing the ball away on a 3 yard loss. Or would have been before the penalty.

Dom is Here
Nov 11, 2016

Lipstick Apathy
let the man sit on the bench, refs. wtf

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

gently caress I can't remember but who was the dude who went into the other team's huddle during a timeout, was that Cutler

Also was it Rivers who sat on the other team's bench

LightReaper
May 3, 2007

Nice play, shame it didn't go for much.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
A shameful Texans effort.

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


*runs into thread out of breath and panting*

FIIIIELLDD GOALL FIIIIIGHT

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I swear to god if this game is just nothing plays that end in traded field goals I'm gonna throw myself out a window

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Texans red zone offense back to ‘bad’

LightReaper
May 3, 2007

That pocket looked pretty clean, does Watson have a habit of breaking from the pocket early?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

EvilBlackRailgun posted:

*runs into thread out of breath and panting*

FIIIIELLDD GOALL FIIIIIGHT

Real men don't need to showboat a bunch of touchdowns.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Real Texans offensive show here vs the Jets

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

LightReaper posted:

That pocket looked pretty clean, does Watson have a habit of breaking from the pocket early?

Absolutely

He was throwing that to Nuk no matter what

Jordan Thomas found a hole in the zone and was wiiide open for a TD but Watson didn't even glance his way

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Elephanthead posted:

A shameful Texans effort.

They just aren't very good.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

mcmagic posted:

They just aren't very good.

Much like Charlie Morton :hai:

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
So nice to watch garbage games live.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

mcmagic posted:

They just aren't very good.

Division Leaders.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Athanatos posted:

Division Leaders.

Divisions are stupid.

LightReaper
May 3, 2007

A pass... on first down!?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
A committee should vote in the playoff teams.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
so is Miller out for the game or we don't know yet? That's not good

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

God it's so infuriating to see the Texans just refusing to stop playing off coverage against a rookie QB who benefits from having short routes available

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