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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
luv to watch my team limp along to a 3-3 first quarter with The Literal Jets

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Elephanthead posted:

Might want to cover the one receiver that catches things.

who could possibly plan for the Texans' strategy of 'throw the ball to the guy who's real good at catching and running'?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I swear to god if this game is just nothing plays that end in traded field goals I'm gonna throw myself out a window

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
'oh wait guys we're playing football, poo poo we can just do touchdowns!'

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
this game radiates death energy

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

EvilHawk posted:

I mean this really looks like he's supporting the planes on 9/11

big fan of winners

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Sweeper posted:

Watson has no concept of getting rid of the ball quickly, he holds it like he won’t ever touch a football again

pretty much, he's good as hell but he is near religiously opposed to just doing quick passes or dumps so when he gets pressured he tends to eat poo poo.

Not a...great quality in a QB!

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
that was good as hell I gotta say

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
jesus loving christ

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
what the gently caress is even happening

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
how did we get loving scrum'd

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
did hopkins gently caress his leg up on that?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Intruder posted:

He walked once they got to the bench so I have no idea what to think

yea it looked bad but he was mobile once he got off the field so maybe it's not the worst

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Sweeper posted:

Hopkins is the best receiver in the NFL, dude catches everything near him

he's a fuckin magnet, I hope he's good to play next game because boy does most of our plans revolve around him and his magic ball skills

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
thank u texans for figuring out we need to cover the one good guy on the jets

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

mcmagic posted:

3) Watt suplex's Sam into the ground and no call.

yea you're right that pick shoulda counted for more than flex points

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Athanatos posted:

Maybe just dont loving chuck it down field as you are going down

Sam is one of those pitching machines they modified for footballs and put in a jersey. It's real good when it works but it also knows nothing but "MUST THROW BALL"

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
that fuckin drone cam always makes me laugh

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Intruder posted:

Why is Foreman inactive this week

didn't he gently caress his leg up?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Intruder posted:

Tore his achilles last season, he's been cleared to return to team activities for like three weeks now

Ah, well then I got no clue.

Also, nice field goal

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

PrinceRandom posted:

:shrug: save him for the playoffs? That seems a little presumptuous if that's what they were thinking

you're right and you're right I bet

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
BONK

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Elephanthead posted:

do the miami play

yea if we lose in some insane way at least make it fun

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
luv u clownman

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
and ends on a wet fart, as is fitting

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
good luck, The Browns

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Intruder posted:

We've squeaked by a lot of bad teams

The Cowboys, the Colts, the Broncos, the Redskins

First time BOB has reached ten wins and he's on his second contract with the team lol

yea it owns that we're limping weakly into victory, surely we won't be absolutely crushed in playoffs.

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Intruder posted:

Getting crushed in the playoffs is the highlight of Texans fandom, I'll loving take it

Hell it's a Houston tradition really


Go Steelers

Yea I mean I'm down for it but it's gonna be cool to see people explain how BOB got us to the playoffs so we can't say he should get driven out on a rail

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