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Mierenneuker posted:I think the weirdest part of Blade is definitely Pearl, the tremendously fat male vampire who is parked in the library. You have a movie with a couple businessmen-like vampires, and then you throw in that thing... because the voice has been pitched so it barely sounds like an obese man. And then you have a main character gleefully torture and burn it to death. Yeah Pearl was pretty weird. I didn't even know vampires can get that fat. Maybe he was bit after he gained 600 lbs?
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First dozen or two times I saw it, I thought Pearl was a girl
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Dr. S.O. Feelgood posted:I like the part where he stands up really fast. https://i.imgur.com/XFnKOmY.mp4 Blade II was really great for being so excessively 90s.
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Blade is the best Marvel comics movie
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gently caress, imagine Blade managing to suplex Thanos 
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There is no scene in Blade that isn't amazing.
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What about that scene where they had to cgi eyeballs on him because Wesley snipes refused to open his eyes?
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That's Blade 3, aka Snipes' 3 month weed binge, aka " gently caress you honkies for including white rear end spinoff bait"
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WHo produced Blade anyway? Is that now a Disney movie with all the recent buyouts?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8rCtzKA9tQ
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beanieson posted:WHo produced Blade anyway? Is that now a Disney movie with all the recent buyouts? No, it was New Line.
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Mierenneuker posted:I think the weirdest part of Blade is definitely Pearl, the tremendously fat male vampire who is parked in the library. You have a movie with a couple businessmen-like vampires, and then you throw in that thing... because the voice has been pitched so it barely sounds like an obese man. And then you have a main character gleefully torture and burn it to death. There's a lengthy retrospective done on the Blade trilogy on ComicsAlliance some years ago, and one of my favorite parts is how they comment: quote:Chris: The best part of this scene is that he hands the light to Karen and she just immediately takes to torturing Pearl with it. Like, she is down with it, no question, from the first second, just flat-out torturing this guy. You'd think she might be a little reluctant.
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Vavrek posted:There's a lengthy retrospective done on the Blade trilogy on ComicsAlliance some years ago, and one of my favorite parts is how they comment: Well, yeah, in her experience, vampires are solely evil monsters. I'd do the same thing in her place.
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Tart Kitty posted:
Is that where he fakes the guy out and then catches his leg and breaks it via two hand slap? Or the Spartan kick to the chest?
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This entire scene https://youtu.be/JEsQCm9Q3pk The forfeit joke, the accents, the clint eastwood callback, tannen miscounting, plus its just directed and edited perfectly
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Timby posted:No, it was New Line. Which is under the Warner Bros umbrella.
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got any sevens posted:This entire scene Look at the guy in the black hat behind Marty at the start. "Listen ... I'm not really feelin' up to this today." Guy clearly thinks about this and gives a little nod, like "Yeah, that makes sense, he shouldn't have to do this."
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The best part of the entire Blade Trilogy is Harry Knowle's review of Blade 2. http://legacy.aintitcool.com/node/11793 A 400 lb Ginger named Harry posted:BLADE 2 is the tongue, mouth, fingers and lips of a lover. The Audience is the clit. Watch your audience. This is where Guillermo Del Toro goes down on the audience. It starts with long licks with a nose bump on the joy button slowly. He smiles as he does this… Watching the audience begin to squirm, then he takes the audiences’ clit in his mouth and just licks it like crazy, the audience is ready, on that precipice, then calm. He backs off… long licks again, brings in a finger to massage a bit, licks from the bottom to the top… The audience is cooing… He has them, they want release. He acts like he’s going to give it to you, takes you right to the edge, the audiences’ backs arched, ready to cum…. Backs off pinching the nipples just so, his head bobbing up to say, "You like?" The audience shifts around needing release, he builds again… The pressure at a near boiling point… Each stroke and moment a hypersensitive place… Two fingers to the sweet spot, the audience is there… right there at that point… suddenly he’s relentless taking the audience through a rampage of orgasms… trying to get away, trying to escape… back back back, but he has you, and he’s never going to let you forget this moment, the audience was electric… Frenetically frothing… Guillermo hears them begging no more, when he decides to stop for a moment, there is that relaxed calm… The audience relaxes… labored breathing… a sated smile, WHEN SUDDENLY THE RELENTLESS BASTARD IS AT IT AGAIN!!!! You begin laughing, trying to push him away, but no… more pleasure, more joy, more fun… You can’t handle it, you start giggling and screaming… And it goes like this for quite some time, till at the end… The credits roll, the theater lights come up… You look at the screen, you realize you want that tongue again… You want that feeling again, and you watch it again and again, because drat he respects the clit!
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Reading that made me vomit up my own rear end.
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Gargamel Gibson posted:Reading that made me vomit up my own rear end. Respect the clit is a great phrase though.
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I was looking up stories about poor old Lon Chaney Jr and stumbled over this classic TV moment:quote:One of his best known roles was a 1952 live television version of Frankenstein on the anthology series Tales of Tomorrow for which he allegedly showed up drunk, though that contention is unsubstantiated. During the live broadcast, Chaney, playing the Monster, apparently thought it was just a rehearsal and he would pick up furniture that he was supposed to break, only to gingerly put it back down while muttering, "I'm saving the chair." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaQq32nAs0o
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The only time I would ever possibly defend Knowles is to say that the review was the result of a bet he made with Del Toro. It doesn't make the...vividness of it any better, but it was the point. Funny thing about Knowles is that he got booted from his own site and then the next day his 'sister' started writing articles. And that for a while it seems to be a site that runs purely on the hate its readers have for the man that runs it. On that note, aside from Yahoo et al, are there still any popular sites from the dawn of the Internet that are still going?
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DrVenkman posted:The only time I would ever possibly defend Knowles is to say that the review was the result of a bet he made with Del Toro. It doesn't make the...vividness of it any better, but it was the point. I heard Something Awful is still going but I don’t know who would still post on it
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DrVenkman posted:On that note, aside from Yahoo et al, are there still any popular sites from the dawn of the Internet that are still going? YTMND shut down just last week https://www.spacejam.com/ is still going
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Coffee And Pie posted:I heard Something Awful is still going but I don’t know who would still post on it Sickos
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DrVenkman posted:On that note, aside from Yahoo et al, are there still any popular sites from the dawn of the Internet that are still going? I wouldn't call '99 the dawn, but Zombocom is still up. There's even an HTML5 version, since the original relies on Flash.
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Worldwide Web Fights still exists, though neither it nor Grudge Match Ground Zero update anymore. http://grudge-match.com/current.html
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This isn't a popular site by any stretch but it's loving old: http://itcorp.com/ Registered September 18th 1986, still chugging along 33 years later! And here's CNN's 1995 page on the OJ Simpson trial: http://edition.cnn.com/US/OJ/ Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 20:11 on Jun 12, 2019 |
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How did we not get this during the whole Blade discussion? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7fK77uAyw8
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Mantis42 posted:How did we not get this during the whole Blade discussion? Because some motherfuckers ARE always trying to ice skate uphill
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I'm obsessed with the sandwich Rodney Dangerfield makes in "Back to School"; the one where he slices open a loaf of bread, digs out the insides, and dumps in a bunch of hors d'oeuvre.
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Davros1 posted:I'm obsessed with the sandwich Rodney Dangerfield makes in "Back to School"; the one where he slices open a loaf of bread, digs out the insides, and dumps in a bunch of hors d'oeuvre. "I loined dis in Yoorup!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCi91CU4AUk
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https://youtu.be/uuDjRxdGu6g Making this sequel "die hard, in the outback" was an interesting turn from the first but it still works and is fun
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Davros1 posted:I'm obsessed with the sandwich Rodney Dangerfield makes in "Back to School"; the one where he slices open a loaf of bread, digs out the insides, and dumps in a bunch of hors d'oeuvre. It's a fantastic scene and here's a dude recreating the actual sandwich: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7afwIxo5lE
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Davros1 posted:I'm obsessed with the sandwich Rodney Dangerfield makes in "Back to School"; the one where he slices open a loaf of bread, digs out the insides, and dumps in a bunch of hors d'oeuvre. This but the mustard and parmesan sandwich Will Arnette makes in TMNT (yes I know the reference)
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got any sevens posted:This entire scene "Hey, do you have a back door?" "Yeah, it's in the back."
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lqnhA9d_B8 secretly one of the best moments of Die Hard
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Mantis42 posted:How did we not get this during the whole Blade discussion? Because that's not weird. That's just awesome.
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The part of In Bruges where ray looks at that ugly rear end dog
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