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goon evening fellow goon, the new year is approaching, have you got your wall calendar ready? maybe that charity you donate to sent you a free one in the mail and you're ready and raring to hang that native american artwork or pictures of sick kids up on your wall for the year? well NOT ME. only the best will do for my bullshit wall, to let any visitors know without so much as a word passing between us that I regard them with naked hostility and contempt I was toying with the idea of this being a photoshop thread but I don't think we can beat the calendars that actually exist  yes, actually exist hhow'd you like to get your 2019 going with 16 images of the hit 1995 Chris Farley comedy Tommy Boy (The Movie)  or maybe you have a kilt fetish?  still hung up on the former first lady?  the possibilities are endless!  maybe around the girls you're a real kick in the pants, and want a calendar that reflects that? you've got options!    ? ! gently caress.  wait maybe this one actually kind of owns? but hey, why stick with calendars carried by the cynical corporate tyrants at calendars.com? the internet has democratized calendars. now anyone can make one!  https://www.zazzle.com/animal_calendar_wild_animal_tiger_zebra_horse_2019-158846818488349847 anyone.  A N Y O N E  love emojis, but wish they looked more like a sickly, dead-eyed psychopath won't stop staring at you? we've got just the thing     cool motorbike parrot   apparently this is a kiwi drag queen called Queen Olivia St Redfern and the entire calendar is pictures of her photoshopped to be in outer space and while part of me has a sincere appreciation for all of these weirdos I just want to be absolutely clear that I think this one in particular is beyond reproach I'm also a big fan of this failure-anticipating opossum calendar...   .... which for some reason on november just gives up being an opossum calendar and starts threatening you with a squirrel   apparently her name is Rosie. it kind of looks like life is agony for her? apparently she's from malibu, which as you may recall burned down this year. hope rosie is ok  this was going to be restricted to 2019 calendars but I feel like I would be remiss if I didn't post this one  https://www.zazzle.com/2014_calendar_chicks_and_vintage_arcade_games_calendar-158899835550795700 so, full disclosure, I actually started this hobby of buying (or, more often than not, never quite actually bothering to buy) the shittiest calendar I can find back in 2014, but I always forgot to make a thread until like mid-March, which is way too late to be making a thread about calendars. (you guys would be liable to think I went two and a half months without a calendar!) this was the first year I remembered, which turns out to be pretty unfortunate, because RedBubble ceased production of their calendars in August of this year, which means we lost out on a lot of good detritus, but also I don't get to share my perennial runner-up, a calendar of domestic-themed fan art of turians from the Mass Effect franchise. it was mature-rated (and, before you ask, no, not that I recall), so archive.org couldn't bypass the filter. a google search turns up a dead deviantart account and a lone piece of fanart that found its way to a Mass Effect wiki  as you can see from these two gay cricket aliens and their lovely 2nd place kid , this comes as a pretty substantial loss, and I regret not seizing upon the opportunity to buy it when I still had the chance. only thing to do now is prevent this tragedy from recurring. anyway, here, find some more: https://www.calendars.com/lp/calendars/2019-calendars/ https://www.zazzle.com/calendars it ought to be a hoot, and a holler please behave! no arguing about politics, no weird passive-aggressive call-outs, no slapfights, no posting things you're secretly masturbating to! (don't think we won't know!) I almost didn't post this because I hate having to babysit my dang threads. I have finals to study for ok, I won't be back for a bit, so just be cool, please, thank you
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sloth calendar owns
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Dec 20, 2018 00:47
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God drat those are some awful calendars. Thread delivers.
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Dec 20, 2018 00:59
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TOMMY BOY (The Movie)
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Dec 20, 2018 01:45
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Yes one "Kilty Pleasures" calendar please. Actually better make it two. They're both for friends.
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Dec 20, 2018 01:47
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I will buy all of these calendars if they are 50 cents. NOT A PENNY MORE. Except for that opossum one. I'll pay a dollar for that. Easy.
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Dec 20, 2018 01:49
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Richard Simmons calender is right up my alley.
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Dec 20, 2018 01:50
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Stark Fist posted:TOMMY BOY I was holding out for artwork from the novel, but I GUESS that will do. #ITSACOLORFULWORLD
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Dec 20, 2018 01:57
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Welp consider me doxxed; I am the stoner sloth
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Dec 20, 2018 02:08
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If Frebruary happens don't call me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxl1wbIhViM
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Dec 20, 2018 04:38
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Zeluth posted:If Frebruary happens don't call me. Have you watched that movie?
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Dec 20, 2018 06:21
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Vato posted:Have you watched that movie? Shhh. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk1DXwb-XbM
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Dec 20, 2018 06:23
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Cubone posted:
I hope December is a view of the parrot driving away and the back of the jacket says "if you can read this the If so... I theoretically would purchase this calendar
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Dec 20, 2018 06:23
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I found a cat rear end calendar https://www.zazzle.com/cat_butt_calendar-158690065086070162 Some of these are clearly dogs, what a rip off! I'm paying for cat butt pix and I will accept no substitutes!
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Dec 20, 2018 06:30
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 Really digging this MS Paint Obama
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Dec 21, 2018 22:02
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Chicks and Vintage Video Games 2014 is my kind of irony
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Dec 21, 2018 22:08
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 Sage calendar advice
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Dec 21, 2018 22:10
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Cubone posted:still hung up on the former first lady? "brown trout"? loving rude imo
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Dec 21, 2018 22:17
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My wonderful mother buys me a desk calendar for my office every year and I'm getting a garfield one this year and I'm legitimately excited. I loving love garfield
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Dec 21, 2018 22:18
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Gay Weed Dad posted:
Holy poo poo the muredersuicide calendar.
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Dec 21, 2018 23:46
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Dixville posted:I found a cat rear end calendar I thought this meant like a very very cat calendar
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Dec 22, 2018 01:31
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Cubone posted:I thought this meant like a very very cat calendar In today's parlance that'd be a 'cat af' calendar.
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Dec 22, 2018 01:57
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 From the Astral Manscapes Zodiac Calendar
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Dec 23, 2018 16:29
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Dec 23, 2018 18:02
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zazzle is a real rabbit hole.
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Dec 24, 2018 00:16
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This inspired me to make an Asstral calendar and it's nothing but the goat man's anal vortex photoshopped into space pics. Now, if I only knew how to execute this and owned a computer...  Julius CSAR posted:Chicks and Vintage Video Games 2014 is my kind of irony 
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Dec 24, 2018 01:13
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would hang this proudly in my home/cubical/garage
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Dec 24, 2018 02:36
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  To think that someone else would get a normal boring wall calendar when there are so many good options available
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Dec 24, 2018 14:38
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Arrhythmia posted:Holy poo poo the muredersuicide calendar. Odd, this calendar ends on May 7th for some reason. That seems pretty specific
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Dec 24, 2018 22:59
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AWarmBody posted:
Merry Christmas, shrimp whisperer! 
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Dec 24, 2018 23:00
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5 years later and these calendars are still god awful
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:5 years later and these calendars are still god awful they're good now actually
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Aug 19, 2023 05:34
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lmfoa stoner sloths
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Aug 19, 2023 13:35
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wheres the loving link op e: nvm its On the way.
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Aug 19, 2023 13:44
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Spelled calendar correctly, voted 5
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Aug 19, 2023 13:57
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   https://www.creativereview.co.uk/toiletpaper-2023-calendar
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Panic! At The Tesco fucked around with this message at 15:06 on Aug 19, 2023 |
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Aug 19, 2023 15:04
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I sent a "hot buns" calendar to a caterer as a thank you and man the reviews were surprisingly uplifting, inspirational even.
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