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Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


ascii genitals posted:

At home I've got the multi DVD set of gooncamp footage (year 2 maybe?) I don't actually have any PCs with a disk drive any more.

I think it was the same year that inspired :gooncamp:

it was. same year i got insanely drunk and drat near froze to death in a tent bc i didnt realize a thin blanket wouldn't cut it.

my only memory besides that is jumping over the fire, and pounding warm lemon vodka in a lawn chair, then everyone runs past me and yells "we're going to play dodgeball!"

i get out of the chair, and the memory goes hazy.


i definitley went home with fewer brain cells than i arrived with

Deviant fucked around with this message at 07:50 on Dec 28, 2018

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Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


how about this picture of what i assume is forums user olhado with a bong mspainted out?



or this tasteful memorial?

Deviant fucked around with this message at 07:58 on Dec 28, 2018

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


i'm just gonna keep posting and captioning bc i can't sleep



current dickpic count: 3



Your waves in cornucopias assist my suspension


batman fights the prophet mohammed over a hostess fruit pie


google reverse search suggested "fun" for this image.

dickpic count: EDIT: 5


you maybe want no punch line comic from a diaper furry?


they've got great dealer rebates on these


ok ok i get it, the last lego 9/11 was too rich for your blood. here's the base model.


again, google says this is fun. the algorithm knows and sees all.

Deviant fucked around with this message at 08:37 on Dec 28, 2018

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.



this was a good idea.

DICKPIC COUNT: 7


it's unfair to specifically laugh at these two, but holy poo poo so many people thought this style looked good.


i don't go into pet island, and you can't make me.


i don't go into the comics forum, and you can't make me.

Deviant fucked around with this message at 08:57 on Dec 28, 2018

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.



isn't this the dude lowtax hired to fix the forums after radium had a meltdown?

anyway, i've been at this just about 2 hours now and i've seen 13 dicks, for an average of .108 dicks per minute, so i'm gonna try to go to sleep. i will F5 my way deeper into this rabbit hole tomorrow.

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Okay, so, I've been back at it, and most of what I've found has been pretty mundane.

I don't have any interest in ragging on random selfies unless there's something otherwise hilarious.

We are up to 17 dicks.

I've noticed a few trends:
- What I assume are goon self portraits
- AI content, cars and car parts
- TFR gun pics
- Pre 9/11 photos of the WTC.
- Fitness before and afters, most of which are underwhelming transformations.
- Lots of porn
- Let's Play junk.
- Early facebook era screengrabs with some ancient rear end web design and old school firefox, since this was before chrome was a thing.
- Old mspaint 'a thing that happened' thread images


I forget why everyone turned on Liface.


i could spend an hour and not list all the things in this image i hate.


classic web design. from an era where modems still went beep and boop.


hulk. hogan. mother. loving. meat. shoes.

:nws: :nms: i had to see this, and so do you. :nms: :nws:


xd lol i'm so random kekekekeke ^_^ have you read johnny the homicidal maniac
also note the links to awful yearbook, dating this heavily.



i present da vinci's goontruvian man


jesus christ remember stickfights? middle school me thought that was the coolest poo poo.

:nws: :nms: you know, i think back to how we've grown to accept furries as a mundane part of life now, and then i find poo poo like this. :nws: :nms:


i had to google three of these things and this still makes no loving sense.


anything with a username is inherently interesting to me and i'm not sure why.
Perhaps we can find out if TheTofuShop ever sold any of this grab bag of media?



i was going to write this image off as unremarkable
but the decor
it's like 1950s silent hill.
like someone reno'd their bathroom while blasted out of their mind on meth with the happy days theme on a continuous loop
*hammer hammer hammer * "THURSDAY FRIDAY HAPPY DAYS. gently caress I LOVE REMODELING." *hammer hammer hammer *



wasn't there a watch thread where everyone got swatchboners for like 100 pages?
bc young me would have loved this.
and i keep seeing watch photos

Deviant fucked around with this message at 18:10 on Dec 28, 2018

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Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.




who had this as his avatar? i think he still does.


this must have been an EVE subset, right? sigma squad best squad.


understand understand
the concept
of goons



that's gay ben at valvesoftware dot com
internet forensics date this image 06/06/2012
approximatley 8 years after people started asking where half life 3 is.



ooh, this didn't age well.


i swear there must have been a watch thread
i keep finding these, and they're all awful.


this is :nws: but the image says a lot about the personality of its owner
and strap in because this is a lot to unpack.
- steelcase_r.???: overpriced chair
- oracle fusion
- page3 dot com wallpaper of a tasteful nude, presumably this person just went to college and this is their impotent way of expressing control of some aspect of their domain for the first time in their life. we all know this because most of us did the same poo poo.
- soulseek
- nero burning rom, presumably for making backups of linux isos, or mix CDs for the manic pixie nightmare girl they're currently just friends with.
- a browser tab open to Awesome desktop b(ackgrounds?)
- minimalism.txt
- yanonekaff appears to be a font or a typeface of some kind.
- their winamp is playing this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35hzurAbylQ ("dousk - florence") which sounds like you ran all the above items through ableton and hit "i'm feeling lucky"

assuming the average age of this photo, this person is likely in their thirties or forties right now, lives in an ikea showroom, and is wondering where their best years went.

we also know the owner was friends with "SGT Hambag", who does not appear to be a currently active SA User.


shoe on head shoe on head shoe on head shoe on head shoe on head

CURRENT DICKPIC COUNT: 19 :dong:


remember GBS's obsession with urban exploration spawned by one guy going into a for-sale house or something?


I'm....what?


more zoofights! i believe this was "Bee-Unit?"


another classic

Deviant fucked around with this message at 18:57 on Dec 28, 2018

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