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this makes me laugh uncontrollably every time I see it
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2018 15:57 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 20:23 |
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God bless them.
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2019 14:21 |
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HanzoSchmanzo posted:There's no reason that can't happen. Especially since they specifically said they were going to be doing it on the podcast
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2019 01:32 |
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Dabir posted:Matt was a coward and was holding them back i shut off his new wrestling video halfway through. i cant get past his cheesy fake enthusiasm radio guy voice and bad script and his analysis is about as deep as a puddle so i don't know what the appeal is anymore. his stuff with liam is still fun.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2019 05:24 |
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Monathin posted:As someone who makes a two hour and change podcast on the regular I have no idea how the gently caress people either create or listen to a 4 hour podcast constantly. It's loving exhausting. My co-host is usually gassed after an hour fourty-five and if we go past like 2 hours and fifteen I start losing it. talk radio people have to fill like four hours a day every weekday most of the time. does matt think putting 3 hours into a 16 minute video with nothing to say is better?
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2019 05:26 |
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Scrap Dragon posted:The best podcast segment was animal blood magic bitch nigga ghosts
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2019 01:16 |
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beep by grandpa posted:I haven't listened to a full ep but all the clips I've listened to of castle super beast that Woolie has been publishing have had so much energy behind them. I really dig it. What do you guys think of the new podcast? its a great podcast.
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2019 02:33 |
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CJacobs posted:Please buy RE2Make, they got rid of the spiders and replaced them with something else which is arguably more creative and fitting, and you absolutely should support such business practices. I don't know what you're talking about but the game owns
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2019 22:53 |
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Andrast posted:
It plays like 4 sort of. Not really. 4 is definitely more of an action game.
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2019 22:53 |
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Roth posted:But the first game's remake plays almost exactly like the original version. Yes, this guy is a scrub moron.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2019 03:57 |
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The first four resident evil games are Very Good. All the other ones are REALLY bad.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2019 03:57 |
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ZenMasterBullshit posted:Yeah in the HD rererelease you can pick non-tank controls. yeah and its literally harder to control because you sprint in different directions any time the camera angle changes instead of "you press forward to go forward". god drat just because you suck at a game doesnt mean it suckls
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2019 05:06 |
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CJacobs posted:Tank controls really suck and are a byproduct of the era when it was not standard for all controllers to have an analog stick. If your game is paced for the slow movement/inaccuracy of tank controls then it will at least be playable with them, but it isn't a good idea to base your game around limitations of the controls anymore. tank controls specifically exist in resident evil to limit your mobility and make moving in a specific direction a choice you have to consider. your exact path around the zombies is important and some of the challenge and fun is reduced by being able to flail around with screen dependent controls.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2019 05:07 |
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ZenMasterBullshit posted:Just because you sucked at the free controls doesnt mean they sucked. youre the one who started barrelling around like an rear end in a top hat saying a classic beloved thing sucked. if you like something different thats fine but you're an intolerant prick and its really unpleasant.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2019 05:44 |
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CJacobs posted:The tank controls exist in RE because the static camera angles go wild all over the place from a bunch of different angles and so it's better to have the controls be independent of it. Press forward and your guy goes where he is facing no matter where he is on the screen. If the camera angle changes, it doesn't matter, up on the d-pad still points where you're going. At the time, it was necessary to make the game playable (just look at Silent Hill 2/3/4 while using 3D controls to see why 3D control doesn't work with static cameras) but it is a relic of the past and did not in any way make the game better imo. It's fine and good and you are a very strange person for insisting it's objectively bad. Again, just because you don't like something or are bad at it doesn't mean it's bad.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2019 15:09 |
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It's because the presence of and contextual use of a mechanic are different things. You can't argue "tank controls are bad" to me because that's meaningless. But tank controls are a lot better in Resident Evil than they are in Grim Fandango, because in RE they are the foundation of the action and tension of being locked indoors with zombies and feeling like just moving around these obstacles is a challenge. RE is all about restrictions and forced choice and consequence in its design. In Grim Fandango it's a point and click adventure game with tank controls so you have to use tank controls to move slowly around every room and walk up to each item and NPC individually, wasting loads of time, instead of being able to click on things to interact with them like every other game in this genre ever. The mechanic doesn't add anything to the experience, so here, sure, tank controls are bad. I can, if not agree, at least understand that argument. But saying cards are bad, or a certain control style is bad, or whatever, it's not a meaningful discussion and it falls instantly to poo poo posting for a reason
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2019 17:22 |
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Yeah, they work, they're just very slow for me and I don't think they add anything to the experience. The GF remaster that gave it screen dependent controls isn't a huge change to how interacting with things functions, where the REmake pc port control options really do make it easier to run around zombies and monsters, and create some disorienting movement jitters moving from screen to screen.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2019 17:32 |
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Captain Invictus posted:Podcast good its literally the ONLY good video games podcast.
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2019 05:52 |
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I don't like giant bomb because they do nothing but praise triple a releases and seem unable to talk about mechanics (outside of Dan and Jeff Gerstmann who never interact). It's inherently unpleasant to me that they have a subscription model but also are run by CBS and do payola style stuff as long as it's not Bethesda the one company they're now allowed to say makes lovely games (but Brad still loves them all and just repeats marketing text)
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2019 15:07 |
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Maybe the game companies just pay Brad directly or maybe he's just actually that stupid and bad at games.
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2019 15:10 |
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Depths posted:Woolie & pat hire austin walker please i really dont want the super best friends or super beasters or whatever posting transphobic sissification porn on their site and pretending its woke and not ever really apologizing so no thanks
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2019 19:22 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:I'm not sure what the issue is with going "wow, this guy is clearly having a different level of experience than I am" ZMB is an incredibly toxic and manipulative person. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2019 17:09 |
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ZenMasterBullshit posted:Toby shows up in that ending the same age he is in game and since he's a decade younger than the rest of the cast it does not take place in the gently caress ing past. The people trying to sell you that are dupshits desperate to explain away the Same kind of gross writing the author has put out over the last 15 years. I have never played Catherine since i don't like Qbert puzzle games but from all available evidence online you are lying to try to make people upset.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2019 17:12 |
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ZenMasterBullshit posted:Dude there's literally pictures of Erica pre transition standing next to Toby arm around his shoulder. You literally don't know what you are talking about is that where toby goes drat i wish i could find a good girl and erica says "theres one closer than you think", implying she still transitions and also that they still get together? itd be weird if you were leaving that part out on purpose to try to get people worked up.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2019 19:24 |
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ZenMasterBullshit posted:Even if it was the imaginary implication Your Parents thinks it was it's still the writer.going out of their way to show Erica as a man in the supposed everyone got what they wanted happy ending in the context of a game who's narrative goes out of its way to make sure you know she's really a man even in the eyes of God since she's affected by the curse. It's just one more little barb on the gross writing and transphobic poo poo that the game dumps out. you are though. you're literally quoting a post that says "actually in the real dialogue they call erica an angel" and extrapolating that to mean theyre attacking trans people even more. you constantly exaggerate and lie to make people feel more attacked and scared and to further transphobic narratives. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2019 22:00 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:Serious question: are you actually this loving stupid are you? the ending is literally saying she's going to transition and get together with toby.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2019 22:58 |
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if anything its in bad taste because its supposed to be a tragedy fake out. you see erica standing there in boymode and go oh gently caress its not a good ending after all and then she has dialogue that lets you know everything is going to be fine.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2019 22:59 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:During the course of the entire game there's constant "jokes" about her "actually" being a man and the new ending ends with her living as a man and the director is a notorious bigot but don't worry, "she could still transition". Nothing about the ending implies that she's still trans or will transition in the future! Just because the possibility hasn't been explicitly eliminated doesn't mean that that's the intended reading. these "jokes" all got removed in the release you're complaining about.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2019 23:01 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:Cool, except it doesn't do that at all actually it sounds like thats exactly what it does, by all accounts.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2019 23:03 |
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RareAcumen posted:Yeah, instead of looking at games that Atlus- which, where does it even rank on the video game company scale aside from under Capcom, Nintendo and Square-Enix?- puts out which feature an almost requisite moment to poo poo on gay or trans people instead look at the eternal financial superpower that is Dragon Quest and how it A) has the most fantastic man to grace the battlefield; Sylvando, and how a new release is basically declared a new holiday on the spot. what the gently caress are you talking about lol
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2019 01:27 |
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one game has a problem and suddenly hundreds of games from a publisher are ALL transphobic. what the gently caress? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2019 01:28 |
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a cartoon duck posted:There's only one evil Magypsy and it's the only cis-straight-male-presenting one of the bunch. Mother 3 is super good.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2019 16:38 |
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Tiger claw style. A powerful technique
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2019 21:04 |
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I don't see why not.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2019 16:03 |
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They hosed up not getting the sponsorship from white monster
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2019 22:03 |
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Zyklon B Zombie posted:I wish Woolie would just upload these in couple hour chunks if was going to do this, because people flooding my sub box is probably the number one thing that gets me to unsub from them. what in the world is wrong with you people. the most toxic and entitled fans in the world itt. pat woolie and matt must do EXACTLY WHAT I LIKE and NOTHING ELSE or they're loving DEAD to me.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2019 03:12 |
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Lovely Joe Stalin posted:His Predator retrospective with the brahs from OSW Review was excellent. But he was bouncing off people in a directed conversation. I like all of his really long retrospective vids tbh.
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2019 13:42 |
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mortal kombat fatalities are a thousand million times creepier and grosser than anything in DOA. its just as weird and objectifying but its also serial killer violent.
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2019 21:00 |
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I like listening to the podcast because they will talk about what they want to talk about for as long as they want to talk about it.
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2019 19:53 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 20:23 |
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Every game needs to be as dumb and easy as possible or the developers are Nazis. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2019 14:31 |