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he would have done really well in pride. also use this thread to talk about developer @jonjones STING 64 fucked around with this message at 01:22 on Dec 24, 2018 |
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hes the dumbest idiot
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the bigger surprise is that they tested him after they went way out of their way to not do so during the intern period between his last positive test and his ruling
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Dec 24, 2018 01:13
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we still have a Facebook group for this dingus if anyone wants to join
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STONE COLD 64 posted:the bigger surprise is that they tested him after they went way out of their way to not do so during the intern period between his last positive test and his ruling dana must have been late with teh check lol
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Dec 24, 2018 01:19
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Welp, the @jonjones twitter account is gonna be a lot of fun for the next few days.
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Dec 24, 2018 01:20
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the excuse doesnt even jive because they admitted that they tested him after his failure, that he passed, so how could they claim newly detected metabolites are from his failure when they weren't present in the test that he had passe? did they go on a fuckin vacation? did they hide under the octagon in his liver?
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god bless our perfect snowball king
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AHAHAHAHA Ahahahahaha *takes deep breath* Ahahahhh
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Do it ironically posted:AHAHAHAHA
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I love my big dumb GOAT idiot fight king
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STONE COLD 64 posted:the excuse doesnt even jive because they admitted that they tested him after his failure, that he passed, so how could they claim newly detected metabolites are from his failure when they weren't present in the test that he had passe? did they go on a fuckin vacation? did they hide under the octagon in his liver? To salvage the event, they're saying it's a "pulsing" effect that's been observed in other people or something.
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Eat This Glob posted:I love my big dumb GOAT idiot fight king He's so powerful. Can run through rehab in 17 minutes, yet can hold on to picograms of steroids for nearly 2 years. It's amazing
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LobsterMobster posted:He's so powerful. Can run through rehab in 17 minutes, yet can hold on to picograms of steroids for nearly 2 years. It's amazing i saw the tweet you posted in the main thread. i'm also a big dumb idiot like jones, but yeah, it's pretty obvious he must have been still on the juice and no one cares
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Dec 24, 2018 01:46
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Oh my God loving seriously? 
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mostly im just shocked he got tested again i thought that had been fixed
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jon jowns
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This is dumb.
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Jon Jones is the perfect encapsulation of MMA in one ultra violent fuckup and it's great.
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this guy. Somebody here knows enough about this to know if this is even possible? Come on. How could your body not be dont with a thing in 18 months?
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Dec 24, 2018 02:33
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I will love hearing how Dana frantically spins this one after all the recent poo poo talk he did on DLH and other promoters recently.
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The baddest man on the planet.
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https://twitter.com/ArashMarkazi/status/751081327017943041
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USADA UFC testing now on the same level of WWF's first wellness policy in the 90's
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SatoshiMiwa posted:USADA UFC testing now on the same level of WWF's first wellness policy in the 90's I look forward to the Congressional hearings.
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SatoshiMiwa posted:USADA UFC testing now on the same level of WWF's first wellness policy in the 90's It's the same as the current one except Jon Jones is Randy Orton.
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MassRafTer posted:It's the same as the current one except Jon Jones is Randy Orton. impossible, I don’t even watch ufc and Jones is infinitely more entertaining than randy
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Raskolnikov38 posted:impossible, I don’t even watch ufc and Jones is infinitely more entertaining than randy Jon Jones is incredible. He'd be President if he wasn't too young.
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Zyla posted:hes the dumbest idiot Everyone keeps saying this, and yet... he's headlining a UFC event for the title after pissing hot again and the UFC moved the entire goddamn card to let him do it with 6 days notice. Seems to be working out for him. That being said. gently caress Jon Jones.
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Dec 24, 2018 06:56
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You would've thought Jon would know how to cycle steroids & masking agents by now.
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Holy gently caress, they moved the whole event to LA on a week's notice over the loving holidays because Jones pissed hot again?
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There's just something special about clicking on the Rowdy Ringsports in the vicinity of a Jon Jones fight and seeing 250 new posts. You just know
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Jon Jones innocent.
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Dec 24, 2018 08:28
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baalaagaa posted:You would've thought Jon would know how to cycle steroids & masking agents by now. Why bother? If anything the last year has taught him he could probably just openly take the drugs and UFC will still bend over backwards to accomodate him.
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Dec 24, 2018 08:34
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what needs to happen is gus needs to win.
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Dec 24, 2018 08:50
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Jst0rm posted:what needs to happen is gus needs to win. If Gus wins then the legend of Jon Jones dies, and pissing hot before every single fight is the best part of the legend. It's absolutely crucial that Jones wins so he can fail the next test.
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Jerusalem posted:Why bother? If anything the last year has taught him he could probably just openly take the drugs and UFC will still bend over backwards to accomodate him. Jon should show up to the weigh in with a needle sticking out of his rear end He should inject right after he takes off his shower sandals before entering the cage.
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Jst0rm posted:what needs to happen is gus needs to win. and then piss on him? I don't understand MMA too well, but I believe this is where the discussion was heading.
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Whoever you are, JOSEPH, you are a tireless harbinger of bad news, and you have bestowed upon me yet another bombshell while I was drinking with my buddies and I'm not adding goons on Facebook  (Realtalk, I love this dumb sport)
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