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Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

everyone should be allowed to take every drug as well as incantations.

# ? Dec 24, 2018 09:58

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# ? May 6, 2024 04:28

ThePariah: Feb 10, 2014

Now that doping is confirmed legal for this fight, Gus needs to respond by injecting PEDs into his veins two hours before the fight. Just go out there tweaking on heroin or some poo poo, give us the freak fight we desire.

# ? Dec 24, 2018 11:20

ilmucche: Mar 16, 2016

Shame no diaz bros are on this card in a state where drugs apparently mean nothing

# ? Dec 24, 2018 14:25

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

Please rename this forum "Jon Jones"

# ? Dec 24, 2018 17:06

coconono: Aug 11, 2004; KISS ME KRIS

I'd completely forgotten Dana White's pronouncement that Jon Jones will never headline an event again. And here we are.

# ? Dec 24, 2018 17:15

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

# ? Dec 24, 2018 17:18

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

MMA is a real sport because we have our own Barry Bonds.

# ? Dec 24, 2018 17:30

Max Coveri: Dec 23, 2015; by Athanatos

jon jones lol

# ? Dec 24, 2018 17:59

SatoshiMiwa: May 6, 2007

MassRafTer posted:

Please rename this forum "Jon Jones"

# ? Dec 24, 2018 19:52

Jst0rm: Sep 16, 2012; Grimey Drawer

jon jones posting zone

# ? Dec 24, 2018 20:20

Jackie D: May 27, 2009; Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.

Jon Jones loving rules

# ? Dec 24, 2018 20:32

Sudden Loud Noise: Feb 18, 2007

Jon Jones is great at everything he does. (Except driving.)

# ? Dec 24, 2018 20:35

NienNunb: Feb 15, 2012

Jon "Jon Jones" Jones

# ? Dec 24, 2018 21:07

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

Jon Jonesin'

# ? Dec 24, 2018 21:11

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Max Coveri posted:

jon jones lol

Jackie D posted:

Jon Jones loving rules

# ? Dec 24, 2018 21:46

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

My Main Man Johnny Bones Jones

# ? Dec 24, 2018 21:48

Joey McChrist: Aug 8, 2005

Bluedeanie posted:

Jon Jonesin'

# ? Dec 24, 2018 21:59

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Jon Jones is a team player, intentionally popping so the UFC would have an excuse to move the venue to LA

God bless you Jonny Bones Jones

# ? Dec 25, 2018 01:01

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

https://twitter.com/JonnyBones/status/1077369968235171840?s=19

# ? Dec 25, 2018 02:19

Sudden Loud Noise: Feb 18, 2007

MassRafTer posted:

https://twitter.com/JonnyBones/status/1077369968235171840?s=19

Santa is secretly injecting him full of ~~steroids~~ Christmas cheer.

# ? Dec 25, 2018 02:45

CRISPYBABY: Dec 15, 2007; by Reene

Jon Jones dweeb fact: My aunt ran into him on a plane to Albuquerque once a few years back and said he had his belt with him in carry on to show off with.

# ? Dec 25, 2018 09:22

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

CRISPYBABY posted:

Jon Jones dweeb fact: My aunt ran into him on a plane to Albuquerque once a few years back and said he had his belt with him in carry on to show off with.

I don't doubt that he does that, but I know wrestlers keep the belt as carry on's so there's little chance of the airline losing it.

# ? Dec 25, 2018 17:10

cams: Mar 28, 2003

the ufc deserves jon jones

# ? Dec 25, 2018 17:13

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

MassRafTer posted:

Please rename this forum "Jon Jones"

# ? Dec 25, 2018 17:30

Sudden Loud Noise: Feb 18, 2007

CRISPYBABY posted:

Jon Jones dweeb fact: My aunt ran into him on a plane to Albuquerque once a few years back and said he had his belt with him in carry on to show off with.

Jon Jones ran into someone and didn't immediately poke them in the eyes or flee the scene? Doubtful.

# ? Dec 25, 2018 18:15

Schenck v. U.S.: Sep 8, 2010

cams posted:

the ufc deserves jon jones

Dana White posted:

I'm talkin' about friendship. I'm talkin' about character. I'm talkin' about--hell, Novitsky, I ain't embarrassed to use the word--I'm talkin' about ethics.

You know I'm a sporting man. I like to promote the occasional card. But I ain't that sporting.

When I make a fight, say--if I pay a man to piss clean--I figure I got a right to expect that piss to be clean. But every time I make a fight for this sonofabitch Jon Jones, before I know it the piss is hot--or worse, I'm canceling the card or packing it up and taking it all to Los Angeles.

It's a wrong situation. It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fight. Now if you can't trust an American cokehead, what can you trust? For a good return you gotta go signin' Dagestanis, and then you're back with anarchy. Right back inna jungle. On account of the breakdown of ethics.

That's why ethics is important. It's the grease makes us get along, what separates us from the animals, beasts a burden, beasts a prey. Ethics. Whereas Jon Jones is a horse of a different color ethics-wise. As in, he ain't got any. He's stealin' from me plain and simple.

# ? Dec 25, 2018 18:30

TTBF: Sep 14, 2005

I walked into my brother in law's house last night and said "did you hear about Jon Jones?" He hadn't but I could tell by his reaction that he figured out what happened.

# ? Dec 25, 2018 21:39

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

for what its worth jones is a -450 favorite now that its he's going into the fight and everyone knows he has turanibol in his system.

# ? Dec 26, 2018 22:22

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

The only thing I know about him is his name is Bones and I laugh because he's boning Jones.

# ? Dec 26, 2018 22:37

Foul Fowl: Sep 12, 2008; Uuuuh! Seek ye me?

i'm only finding jones at like -250, where is he that favored? i think gustafsson is worth a lil gamble if he's on the other end of -450.

# ? Dec 26, 2018 22:38

1glitch0: Sep 4, 2018; I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

TTBF posted:

I walked into my brother in law's house last night and said "did you hear about Jon Jones?" He hadn't but I could tell by his reaction that he figured out what happened.

It's the natural response to being alerted there's Jon Jones news. I could be shopping at the supermarket, and someone could rush up to me and say, "Did you hear what's going on with Jon Jones in aisle 3!?" and I'd immediately say, "I didn't even know they HAD drug testing in aisle 3!"

# ? Dec 26, 2018 23:48