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*jon jones is shown his drug test results* *hugging belt* "TAP TAP NO BACKSIES"
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Bluedeanie posted:I'm just numb to it all at this point. Something something Jon Jones cocaine something something. Malcolm Excellent posted:WHAT HAPPENED NOW!? The VADA test he took voluntarily (after initially declining until his latest failed test) showed he still had the PED in his system, and UFC said this proves they were right not to punish him for taking a PED.
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Jan 24, 2019 05:21
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HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS . JPG
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Malcolm Excellent posted:WHAT HAPPENED NOW!? same guy, same drug, but it doesn't count again because they knew the guy who was on drugs they caught him with can stick around for a couple years because it doesn't count again because he said he didnt do the drugs he was on, right?
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Jan 24, 2019 05:54
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This ‘pulsing’ talk basically allows him to microdose that poo poo for the rest of his career, lol
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Jan 24, 2019 07:07
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Well, I'd like to see ol Jonny Jones wriggle his way out of THIS jam! *Jones wriggles his way out of the jam easily* Ah! Well. Nevertheless,
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Jones immediately turns and wriggles his way back in, but the kindly trapper quickly dismantles his own trap to help him escape.
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Jan 24, 2019 10:35
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Congratulations to reigning, defending, undisputed champion Turinabol metabolite.
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Jan 24, 2019 13:50
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JONES: Hey, pussy, are you still there? M3 Metabolite: Yes
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Neurosis posted:JONES: Hey, pussy, are you still there? Lol
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Jan 25, 2019 02:58
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I love Jon Jones
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Jan 25, 2019 04:51
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jon jones assaulted a waitress at a strip club https://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/jon-jones-charged-with-battery-for-strip-club-incident/
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Jul 22, 2019 10:30
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It must be fake. A humble man of God would never be at a strip club.
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Jul 22, 2019 13:17
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Jon Jones rules
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Jul 22, 2019 15:43
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It wasn't his fault it was tainted sups. They made him lash out, and act like a complete rear end in a top hat
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Jul 22, 2019 15:47
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I would like to present my application for Jon Jones nickname to be changed from Jon "Bones" Jones to Jon "What Now?" Jones
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Jul 22, 2019 15:50
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Jon Bones Jones is an accurate summation of his life decisions to date
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Jul 22, 2019 15:51
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https://twitter.com/jonjones/status/1152984456908566528
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Jul 22, 2019 15:53
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Someone should remake Amadeus except its about Jones and Cormier
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Jul 22, 2019 15:53
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Dark ‘n’ Stormy is super delicious
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I honestly believe jon Jones could get a sexual assault charge and Dana would still book him in the main event
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Jul 22, 2019 19:01
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Is it a condemnation of the superstar obsession of UFC that they keep booking Jon Jones at his age and past his prime or a condemnation of the talent depth at LHW that he is still their best talent
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Jul 22, 2019 19:08
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At this point, Jones could steal a woman's panties right out of the front row and they won't do poo poo.
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Jul 22, 2019 19:08
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i know Dana is an immoral piece of garbage, but I'd think the businessman in him would realize fanatically supporting a literal violent sociopath might not be a good long-term option
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Jul 22, 2019 19:16
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It hasn't stopped him yet
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Low Desert Punk posted:i know Dana is an immoral piece of garbage, but I'd think the businessman in him would realize fanatically supporting a literal violent sociopath might not be a good long-term option -maintains Mike Tyson's innocence -did a propaganda video for Trump -claimed one day in rehab was good enough for Jones gonna go with a big fatherdoggy style NOPE on that one.
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Low Desert Punk posted:i know Dana is an immoral piece of garbage, but I'd think the businessman in him would realize fanatically supporting a literal violent sociopath might not be a good long-term option 
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Is it a condemnation of the superstar obsession of UFC that they keep booking Jon Jones at his age and past his prime or a condemnation of the talent depth at LHW that he is still their best talent 205 is lacking in talent, but there no way Jon is past his prime. Anderson Silva was basically Jon's current age when Andy won the 185 title edit: also, Jon will be in main events for the same reason casual fans buy Mayweather PPV, they want to see the annoying guy get knocked out
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Is it a condemnation of the superstar obsession of UFC that they keep booking Jon Jones at his age and past his prime or a condemnation of the talent depth at LHW that he is still their best talent he's only 32 so uhhhh what are you talking about
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DumbWhiteGuy posted:he's only 32 so uhhhh what are you talking about you do not measure the prime of jon jones in age but in frequency of drug tests
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Jul 22, 2019 20:08
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also full disclosure he has been around so long I thought he was older
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Jul 22, 2019 20:10
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Usman and Cejudo are older than Jon Jones, lol GSP was between the Condit and Diaz fights at the same age Jones is
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LobsterMobster posted:Usman and Cejudo are older than Jon Jones, lol Yes but Cocaine
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Jul 22, 2019 20:13
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DumbWhiteGuy posted:he's only 32 so uhhhh what are you talking about
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Jul 22, 2019 20:40
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Jon Jones is a 43 yr old white real estate magnate trapped in a 30-something black athlete's body. The Ultimate Cuck
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yeah I know
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Jul 22, 2019 20:43
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Jul 22, 2019 21:08
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it seems that maybe jon jones is not a good person
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Low Desert Punk posted:i know Dana is an immoral piece of garbage, but I'd think the businessman in him would realize fanatically supporting a literal violent sociopath might not be a good long-term option Why would a violent sociopath stop supporting one of his own?
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Just seeing this thread bumped was enough for a laugh out of me The mind really gets a-wandering as to what this loving dumbass did this time in the 2 seconds between seeing new posts and clicking
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