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Eat This Glob posted:you try and strip the guy of the title. use a piss collector to distract him or something. it won't be me knocking on his door
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Shumagorath posted:A piss taker once tried to test me. I poked his eye out and hid under the gym octagon. Philippians 4:13 though.
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lol e: Him Who Gives Me Strength being the guy who invented stanozolol I guess Shumagorath fucked around with this message at 17:43 on Apr 6, 2024 |
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https://twitter.com/aaronbronsteter/status/1776664680372514818
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Test collectors are not subject to HIPAA
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Remember that time Jon Jones and DC both had hilariously low testosterone levels?
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as sure as the sun rises and water is wet jon jones is gonna vacate a belt
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Orange Carlisle posted:as sure as the sun rises and water is wet jon jones is gonna vacate a belt Who will defend a belt first, JBJ or Conolololol I can't even type this out
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kensei posted:Who will defend a belt first, JBJ or Conolololol I can't even type this out Shumagorath fucked around with this message at 18:34 on Apr 7, 2024 |
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cant imagine why someone would act amicably in getting the hell away from a world class fighter who threatened to kill them, must have been 100% legit
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Jon Jones not guilty 120%
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Nifft posted:Jon Jones not guilty 120%
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https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1776961915056443875 loving lmao
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yeah but they hi fived
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According to the cops Jones wasn't actually arrested, he just got a summons to give a statement. I am hoping this changes.
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for most people, id hope a summons to give a statement starts and ends with one sentence: "please talk to my lawyer." in jones' case, i hope he talks for four hours and it comes out that he admitted to kidnapping the Lindbergh baby and doing the JFK assassination and he gets three weeks of probation
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CarlCX posted:According to the cops Jones wasn't actually arrested, he just got a summons to give a statement. I am hoping this changes. I'm not arrested. Please don't put in your tweet that I'm arrested.
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UFC dumps USADA for an agency that would probably pass Josh Barnett and Jones still finds a way to gently caress it up
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Eat This Glob posted:for most people, id hope a summons to give a statement starts and ends with one sentence: "please talk to my lawyer." in jones' case, i hope he talks for four hours and it comes out that he admitted to kidnapping the Lindbergh baby and doing the JFK assassination and he gets three weeks of probation Vindication for Ted Cruz being the zodiac killer as Jon Jones explains his cryptographic method and time travel device
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